Cool ditties for the New Year 2025 for a fun company

Before we knew it, we were getting ready to celebrate the New Year 2025 again! There is always a lot to do before the holidays - decorate the tree, buy gifts, prepare New Year's wishes for family and friends. It is necessary to think through the holiday scenario in advance.

What New Year without merry festivities, songs and dances? That's right - none! Cool ditties for the New Year 2024 will help to brighten up the New Year's Eve. These funny tunes can brighten up any event and make it fun.

On this page you will find funny and modern ditties for the New Year 2024. There will be different sections that are suitable for children, adults, corporate parties and family gatherings.

Chastushki are a genre of Russian folk songs that emerged in the 1870s. These are funny short quatrains that are performed to the accompaniment of a musical instrument (accordion or balalaika).

Funny ditties can amuse any audience of guests. New Year's ditties can be performed at corporate parties, children's matinees, or in the company of friends. Folk ditties are dedicated to the topical problems of today.

In the sections below you will find ditties for the New Year 2025 for different events and audiences.

Modern funny ditties of 2025

Once, at the stroke of midnight, grandfather
I gave my grandma a tablet.
She doesn't need her grandfather now!
The Internet attracts her!

The New Year is full of miracles –
Buckwheat is falling from the sky.
Put buckets and tubs under it,
To always live in abundance.

The result of tough sanctions
The Americans are really looking forward to it.
Let's solve this problem -
Let's go on a diet together.

Santa Claus helped to get it
Wallet with charging.
Fighting inflation
Through innovation.

We sang ditties to you
Mostly decent
We are waiting for New Year's gifts
Cash would be better!

Funny ditties for adults with jokes

Funny New Year's ditties for adults:

New Year is like a bad dream,
Everything is floating in the fog.
Wash down vodka with beer
You can't even do it when you're drunk!

Senior manager under the tree
Inflated a condom
With your lust
Having puzzled the team.

If you're going to have a drink,
You have to know your limits.
Because in the hustle and bustle
You might stupidly not get enough!

I asked for love on New Year's Eve
I have repeatedly
And for this year I ask:
Take it back!

I remember my childhood
And this is what is thought:
How much for Santa Claus?
Are all the debts listed?

We have bottles on the table,
Vegetables for appetizer…
How much is the first number?
Ambulance work!

Everything is ready at the doctors
On New Year's Eve
They shine with a bright light
Suppositories for hemorrhoids.

Father Frost literally right away
The bastard didn't give me any peace.
Despite all the tricks,
The impudent fellow planted a "carrot!"

I wrote to Santa Claus
Oh, and to Santa Claus.
I'm ready for a gift
Write at least to an ostrich.

We all gathered together
-This is no joke!
Pour a glass,
For those who are weak, a glass!

Santa Claus froze it
Winter patterns,
I don't need to buy
There are curtains on the windows.

Look - Santa Claus,
He runs around naked!
Sports are important for health,
— Remember this!

On New Year's Eve, students
Drunks are walking around,
And the teacher is under the table
Checks notebooks...

New Year's lights,
Christmas trees, gifts...
Even sex on New Year's Eve
Very, very bright!

People have been drinking for two weeks
In the Old Year and in the New Year,
The whole country is walking around like a ghoul,
Taking a break from worries.

There is not enough snow today.
What to throw at New Year?
I'll fill the whole dacha with cotton wool -
A drunk guest won't get it.

There is noise and laughter around the tree,
The kids are in confusion.
Santa Claus snores under the tree
Completely intoxicated.

I am a prickly broom
Grandpa was spanking under the tree.
And on the face and hands,
Don't get into my underwear!

New Year's Eve - snow,
Cold, snowstorms.
And my dear and I are under the tree,
We sweated from love.

Drunk Santa Claus
He suddenly started talking nonsense.
He began to beg the Snow Maiden
Dance the mazurka naked!

There is a woman standing at the window,
Looks sadly at the ceiling.
Santa Claus brought a gift,
And the kitten dragged him away!

Santa Claus is a man with greetings,
And a big joker at that.
New Year sends greetings,
Gives us warmth and light!

I'm not afraid of the cold,
Let it be minus thirty-five!
Give me a shot of vodka to drink
And I will light it up!

The husband went to a party.
He dressed up as Santa Claus.
Just in shorts and a hat
He showed up after the holiday.

The sun will hide in fear,
The whole nation will be darkened,
If vodka is in stores
Will disappear on New Year's Eve.

Happy New Year to the Economist
We need to keep it within “three hundred” –
He set the table economically:
Half a loaf and kefir.

Life is like this on New Year's Eve -
Don't toil, don't sweat.
Two weeks off -
Sleep and cuddle!

I'm waiting for Grandfather Frost -
A rich groom,
He will give it to you without any questions.
Give me a shaggy fur coat.

I'm walking along the path
In full view of the boys,
I'm shaking my hips!
I'm celebrating the New Year!

I bought presents for everyone –
I haven't forgotten anyone.
Sweetness for children and old people.
Polka dot panties for men.

Read my wish,
Father Frost blushed.
I stuttered for two weeks,
And he didn’t even look at the Snow Maiden.

At Christmas and New Year
All the people under the tree,
The fun will stop -
The fir trees will turn into sticks.

We'll pour some for Santa Claus
Invigorating liquid.
If Santa Claus doesn't drink,
It must not be real!

I love the Snow Maiden,
I'm asking her to marry me.
And she answers me,
That he's leaving with his grandfather again!

As from our window
Snow Woman is visible
The snowman went for vodka
And she stands alone.

Drunk manager on holiday,
Without creativity,
I ran naked around the Christmas tree,
Becoming a disgrace to the team.

Don't go, Santa Clauses,
Traveling lightly through the apartments!
Bring it to everyone's delight,
- A naked woman in a sack!

On New Year's Eve everyone goes to the sea.
I’ll be left… without a family!
It’s not because there’s no money —
All Snow Maidens are mine!

If you are waiting for Santa Claus
- He needs to be entertained,
And to the Christmas tree every day
— Hang up a half-liter bottle!

I gave it to my sweetheart
On New Year's Eve, as many as two bottles,
She drank one,
And it lies there - no whoa, no well...

If only I were young,
Yes, for the holiday sober, -
I would dance on the table,
I could even fit on the Christmas tree!

We were preparing for the holiday:
Oh, we were so tired...
Well, what about our men?
We've been drunk since morning.

Waiting for good girls
Sweet gifts.
Well, what about the bad girls?
Keys to a foreign car.

If to Santa Claus
Pour and pour –
He drank because he was nervous.
He'll water the tree!

The seller holds the Christmas tree,
(It seems there is no deception...)
He says, “Come on, father.”
Money from your pocket,

I gave it away and I'm covered in resin,
I pulled the tree,
And it grows... in the ground!
There's no point in pulling...

Santa Claus came to visit us,
He ate the meat and left the bones.
Let's put them in his bag,
Let him eat something for the road.

Hello, Grandfather Frost,
With a white beard!
Come to the light
Help yourself to some vodka!

How the snowman was made
My friend and I are clever!
In a jacket, a cap and glasses,
And between the legs there is a carrot!

Santa Claus was invited,
They treated him to vodka,
He sits and eats and drinks,
The third month will not go away.

The table was set on the counter,
The aprons have been adjusted,
So beloved New Year
The saleswomen did a great job!

For doctors on New Year's Eve
No one gives me any peace:
Who is trying to give birth,
Who suffers from gastritis!

I'm waiting for Santa Claus again,
I put up a Christmas tree at home,
May dreams come true
not only Gazprom.

For us at a solemn moment
The President himself wished,
So that we can be proud of our country,
And like rabbits, they multiplied.

Celebrating the New Year together –
It's romantic.
What shall we do in the New Year?
It's indecent to tell you.

I sewed myself a suit
Little grey bunny -
I'll lure you in for the New Year
A single boy.

On New Year's, on New Year's
My boss is pestering me.
Your short report
He's sticking his nose into my big report.

The snowman listened to the whim
Attach the carrot to the bottom,
And it came true when -
He melted with shame.

I don't believe in Santa Claus,
I'm not a fool!
Who gives presents to children?
It's clear who it is - Snegurochka!

Santa Claus for New Year
He was quite the joker
He drank vodka in the cold,
And I made a Snow Woman.

I sit down on the sled,
I roll boldly down the hill,
Let it be white from the snow,
But how brave!

I know: you are waiting for me in the forest
Near the huge Christmas tree.
I bring you love,
The bangs are disheveled.

Everyone is celebrating the New Year,
I'm turning the steering wheel,
He might abandon his tractor.
And have a drinking party?

New Year corporate,
It wasn't very positive -
He pestered all the girls
Drunk manager, nasty.

I prepare in advance
For the New Year's meeting
Sexy lingerie
I wore it that same evening.

Yesterday we decorated the Christmas tree,
And today they took it apart.
Because it's New Year,
We met him overnight and here we are.

Without Snow Maiden Santa Claus
Doesn't go to the village.
Who will drag him home?
After all the Christmas trees?

Oh, why did I love Snegurochka?
Even though she is smart,
Like with an icy log
Will I show myself to my wife?

New Year - I'm in the forest, for a Christmas tree,
And wolves roamed in the forest.
I celebrated the New Year at the Christmas tree.
Oh, the needles are so prickly!

Funny and cheerful New Year's ditties

Funny New Year's ditties for adults:

Happiness, suddenly, in silence,
There was a knock at the door.
Are you really coming to me?
I believe and I don't believe.

Miracles in the New Year
There are all sorts of things,
New Year, New Year
Coming soon!

I am a cheerful Snow Maiden,
I'll play blind man's buff with you,
But I'm afraid to drink tea -
I'll melt from the heat.

Hello, Santa Claus,
You brought us gifts!
Here are albums, paints,
And we want sausages!

If you're going to have a drink,
You have to know your limits.
Because in the hustle and bustle
You can foolishly overdo it!

Frost with a white beard,
With a lush moustache,
As a young lad,
Dancing with us.

I'm in Santa's bag
I'll make an audit.
He was going to give gifts
A whole division!

Santa Claus, don't yawn,
And get out the gifts.
If you want to quarrel
Let's have a fight!

Be bolder in the New Year
Any path you want,
And you in any home
They're treating you to a shot!

Happy New Year!
And we wish everyone health,
So that you can go to work
Go out on Saturdays too.

We sang ditties to you
Mostly decent
We are waiting for New Year's gifts
Cash would be better!

We, one, we two workers, worked all year,
And damn, we're tired!
It's time for us all to rest,
Let's have fun until the morning!

We don't need Santa Claus,
And no need for chocolate!
Give us some buns quickly,
And raise the salary!

They say that on New Year's Eve
All the people just drink.
And we have a corporate party -
Drinking and positivity.

People gathered around the table,
Everyone is eating and drinking something.
We won't sing ditties,
Until they pour some more!

Let them perish and very soon
SES and fire supervision services,
And the tax inspector...
Happy New Year, our director!

And winter will come again -
And so we spin around all year round.
We are expecting Koschei to visit.
On a New Year's winter day.

Stretch the accordion fur,
And play, don't ask.
New Year's ditties
Color with stars!

Caught up for the New Year
Fresh moonshine...
And now there is no end
Day and night from Leshy.

Baba Yaga is having fun -
I lost my broom,
And now he walks on foot -
Hello, Hedgehog, Happy New Year!

The eagle owl hoots sleepily
To the beat of my little ditty.
I dreamed of celebrating the New Year
I am in the company of friends.

Santa Claus has caught a cold
He fell ill and became sick.
Because in a light jacket
I was completely frozen in the cold.

Santa Claus gave us a ride
On a magic sleigh,
We sang to Grandpa for this
A song accompanied by an accordion.

We're tired of drinking vodka,
The body asks for mineral water,
And then vice versa,

This is the kind of people we have!
Olivier stands in a bowl.
Let's drink a hundred grams of vodka
And we will sing you para-ru-ram.

The guests gathered at the table,
We drank, ate, and had fun,
We celebrated the New Year
Ten days straight.

New Year, New Year
Have fun, party people!
Where did you wake up next?
Really under the table?

Christmas tree, Christmas tree, burn
Just remember, one, two, three.
One - gasoline, two - lighter,
Three - firefighters, flashing light.

How are you spending this year?
So another one will follow him,
I'm not kidding, you know, this is...
New Year's sign.

I'm getting ready for the Christmas tree
And it's prickly.
No, I won't go there.
I feel better under the tree!

Santa Claus was lured
She made eyes at him.
And he gives me a candy,
It's called moo-moo!

I will sing ditties for you
You tune your ears
And don't yawn in the chorus
Sing along together in chorus

Sitting, standing
It's worth nothing
You can do it lying down
It just won't help.

Early in the morning two doctors
They poured me some moonshine
They drank on an empty stomach
The ulcer was healed immediately

Trali, vali,
They drank and poured
Vodka is power
My legs gave way

We made a decision
Continue treatment
And they disappeared by evening.
All liver problems

They drank and sang
The windows are fogged up
Together in chorus
Let's roar the engine

Got a headache?
Drink a liter, drink two
No vodka, you fool,
You drink cabbage brine

Sat down and ate
Eggs and dumplings
Oh, you, oh, you
We are not astronauts

If you feel bad at heart
Drink vodka in the garage
If there is a holiday in your soul
Drink vodka in the garage

With a spoon, fork
Open the bottle
As a joke, as a toast
Everything is easy and simple

If you are lying in a puddle
It's okay, it could be worse
Just this New Year
Instead of snow it's raining.

Where are the skis?
I don't see anything
Right there, in a puddle
Take a better look.

If you forgot your address
Will restore memory degree
If the degree doesn't help
Then the wife will hit him.

Chickens, geese
Let's have a drink and a snack
Glasses, shot glasses
Get the plugs.

We sang ditties to ourselves
They drank, ate, and drank, if
Let's go dancing now
But first, let's drink it all away.

Arms and legs
Walls and thresholds
Let's dance together
We are singing our songs

We won't drink anymore.
Let's forget alcohol forever
Feijoa and oranges
They will give us back our male powers

Instead of mash
Dominoes and checkers
Juices, waters
Prolong the years

One day I was early in the morning
Got engrossed in reading the Kama Sutra
Tied my legs in a knot
I was late for work.

Hatha, yoga
Develops legs
Look at the book
And curl up into a fig

We don't drink or smoke now.
We exercise regularly
I'll soon be forty-five
Let's go look for the young ones

Together, in formation
Let's have a round dance
Cones, caps
We run and skip.

Fishing without a bottle
How to go to the steam room without a broom
I drank a whole liter of tea
I made a hole and I miss it.

Fish, again
Everything is cool with me
My ears are freezing
I am a serious fisherman.

He used to be thin and slender
He drank, smoked and made plans
And now it's all breasts
Blocking the way.

We drank and ate
We went on a diet
It's of little use
You can't sleep without lard.

We now insist stubbornly
A sober lifestyle is the norm
Let's all go on hikes
And write odes to your loved ones.

Happy New Year!
To all honest people
Dancing, shmantsy
We are not foreigners.

Life is beautiful without a hangover
Heart and blood pressure are normal
It's good without cigarettes
You live, but your friend is gone.

Clean, air
Outdoor recreation
Let's jump into the water
In any weather

We sang ditties to ourselves
Completely sobered up
And now we want to say
Don't pour us any more!

Fir trees, sticks
Chess, skipping ropes
Pines, firs
We sang ditties!
To all the people
Let's say: Happy New Year!

New Year's ditties 2025

The Dragon is the main patron of 2025 according to the eastern calendar. Astrologers predict the happiest period for all inhabitants of the planet. The symbolism of the Snake is considered sacred in China.

Here are some funny and cheerful ditties about Snakes:

There goes the dragon, whistling -
A tail of smoke like a rocker
I ate too much peppery pilaf –
And he sneezed so loudly!

In the morning a snake came out of the tower
- there is a fearless detachment under the mountain!
The snake saw it and went home
Brush your teeth before eating

One day the dragon got drunk
And suddenly he decided to get married!
I thought for a long time and chose
He stole twenty girls!
The beast's freedom has ended -
Twenty mothers-in-law in one cave...

Our dragon for the new year
The ice was melting on the river.
Afterwards, without losing the ardor,
He cooked fish soup for everyone!

Previously a knight by law
He followed the princess to the dragon!
Now, I won't lie here,
Marriage agencies are everywhere…

The dragon said, "Banshee
They are very good indeed –
We give them our due, brothers.
The role of signaling!

I really didn't like sleeping.
Our dragon when he was young.
Fidget came
The cat Bayun himself will put it to sleep!

I could bite the dragon
Somehow a werewolf,
And (the curse failed)
He is now the second dragon!

Once the dragon boasted to his heart's content:
“I am my own judge and authority,
And the law, my temper,
"All such a dragon!"

But the princess was able to do it
Steal a dragon once!
All the knights then
There was a break in the pattern...

One day the dragon climbed
For a walk in the Dark Forest…
He didn't know what "tact" meant -
Thus a new route was created!

Once a dragon, in a drunken stupor,
Set fire to a field of hemp -
This is how he arranged it for the villagers
Have a fun day off!

With the ice dragon, brothers,
A knight should not fight...
We just have to wait until summer,
Let this creature melt!

The gnomes once came across
Caption: "The Dragon lives here."
It was, as it turned out,
Lewis Terin Telamon!

Once in the tavern "The Jester at the Throne"
The knight killed the dragon...
No, I didn’t cut or chop,
Oh, it's just that I drank too much!

Be careful in the New Year
It is provided according to the quota.
Be modest in everyday life,
And diligent at work!

Fear the stern eye of the Snake
To attract with an unsuitable life
- He doesn't like slackers,
It hits drunk faces hard!

For the New Year, everyone has a command:
The Snake has a stern eye,
So as not to become disgusting to him
— Be kind and creative!

Let the year enter peacefully
The one who carries the Light within himself.
The Dragon is strict with those who have dark souls,
Kindness to the hard-working and modest.

Chastushki from Baba Yaga for an adult company

New Year's ditties 2025 from Baba Yaga:

Stretch the bellows, accordion,
Support the old lady!
Play along with Yaga a little,
I'll sing a ditty.

How angry Frost is,
Curly fir trees!
My legs have gotten cold -
The felt boots are full of holes.

That's why I swept up to the hut
A narrow path?
After all, she was expecting guests,
You offended an orphan!

The eagle owl hoots sleepily
To the beat of my little ditty.
I dreamed of celebrating the New Year
I'm in the company of friends...

Wind, snowstorm, cold
It's not a problem for Koschei,
I hear, I hear the creaking of relics,
I finally waited for the guests!

What a mischievous Frost!
Wanted to spoil the holiday!

Little firs and pines,
Prickly needles.
Without a broom I feel like I have no hands,
Without my broom!

I can't fly without a broom,
There is nothing to cover up the tracks with.
Woe, woe to Yaga,
If she doesn't have a broom.

Look at me,
Well, why am I not a beauty?
My maiden beauty
It's impossible not to like it!

Here I will walk in front of you,
I'll dance, I'll sing.
Well, what a cutie I am,
How I love myself!

I don't have any girlfriends -
How bitter!
Friend Koschei and Vodyanoy
They only visit!

I'm a pretty girl,
Not quite old yet:
Three hundred years old
Don't spoil my weather!

Christmas trees - sticks, New Year,
Christmas trees - winders,
I live alone in the forest -
No daddy, no mommy!

Make way, all people,
The girl is about to start dancing!
Get out of the way quickly!
Take care of your feet!

My lady,
My dear lady!
I love to dance,
I can't resist!

I'm going to dance,
There's nowhere to put my legs.
I'll take my broom now
I'll dance like a lady!

Oh, Baba Yaga!
Bone leg!
I have been living for so many years now,
She caused so much trouble!

Five hundred years, and many more
I'm vegetating on the ground,
Where is honor and respect?
In my old age, well where?

I'm sitting in my hut
I'm sad about it day and night.
With whom can I share my sadness?
What about my cat?

Oh, I'm so naughty
Yes, I am evil!
I'm going to dance,
Shake off your evil!

Funny ditties from Santa Claus for adults

New Year's ditties from Santa Claus:

I'll sing you some ditties -
They contain wishes.
I ask you, friends,
Sing the endings

With you for many years in a row
I'm celebrating the New Year.
That's why I wish you health,
I wish it with all my heart!

I wish you, ladies,
Joy, success.
May you always be young
Like Edita... Pieha

If you're going to ride something,
That's on a Mercedes!
If you can't wait to get married,
That's only on... the princess.

I have a suit today
Like superman.
I wish everyone to dress up
Only from… Cardin

Smoke rings come out -
Smoke from a cigarette.
Let them always lie in your pockets
Ringing… coins.

I like to drink martini -
I'm thirsty for entertainment.
I wish everyone a happy new year
To live without… sorrows.

Oh, snow, snow!
Santa Claus only comes once a year
In front of the people
That's why they meet him
Like a Hollywood star!

Oh, snow-snow, white blizzard!
Santa Claus is with us today,
We just can't believe it!

Santa Claus is a big fan
New Year's adventures,
Maybe he will come to the party?
Come to us, friends, in a coat made of skins!

Santa Claus at the Christmas tree
feels the needles.
He doesn't caress her like that,
Just warming up his fingers!

Santa Claus came in from the cold,
But you can't see him shaking.
So, he wasn't riding in a troika,
And the taxi driver brought him there!

Today Santa Claus is on holiday
It was a struggle to get to you, friends.
He doesn't look sick,
Looks like there was too much vodka!

How our Santa Claus frolics,
Despite being old!
It's immediately obvious that it's not free,
And for a good fee!

Father Frost walked around the hall,
Didn't say anything...
He doesn't look like a mute -
Apparently he forgot the words!

Santa Claus is a terrible rogue!
Winks at everyone here,
He walks, smiles,
Looks old!

Our Santa Claus this year
He leads the pig for a nickel.
No, he's not afraid of a fight -
The Year of the Dog is coming to an end.

Santa Claus came to the party,
But he was without felt boots.
It doesn't look like it was stolen -
Looks like he forgot it somewhere!

Father Frost came out to the people -
He scratches his head, wrinkles his nose...
Apparently he wants to remember something,
Only sclerosis doesn't allow it!

Santa Claus woke up early,
And fell under the fence.
Doesn't look like a drug addict,
Apparently there's too much sex!

Santa Claus has arrived for the holiday
With a bright blue beard!
Doesn't look like blue,
Apparently this color is in fashion!

Santa Claus came to the party
For some reason, lightly.
He doesn't look like a thief,
Apparently there's a hole in the bag!

Santa Claus has settled in with us
As if on a porch.
Don't think that I'm old
The felt boots are just too small!

Santa Claus has brought it again
We have a whole bunch of presents!
It doesn't look like he stole it.
Apparently the sponsor gave money!

Santa Claus came to the party,
But he was without a staff.
He doesn't look like a gaper,
I know I gave it to someone!

Santa Claus, although old,
Jumps without any timidity!
Don't think that I'm drunk,
This is diarrhea!

Father Frost was bustling about -
He pestered the lovely ladies.
He doesn't look like a maniac,
You must have had too much Viagra!

Santa Claus is hurrying to visit us,
The limousine rushed him there.
Don't think that it's personal,
The sponsor gave it to me on loan!

Who is this with Santa Claus?
Is everything jumping and skipping?
Take a closer look -
With him came… the Snow Maiden.

Chastushki about Snegurochka for adults

New Year's 2025 ditties about Snegurochka:

And Snegurochka, like a rose,
She turned red from the frost.
Because of the frost
Everyone blushes like a rose.

If the husband came home
There's some silly girl with him
Don't think bad:
This is the Snow Maiden.

The Snow Maiden has white cheeks,
Just like her stockings.
- Why are you so pale?
— I didn’t drink enough wine!

The Snow Maiden has white cheeks –
I was "plastering" for two nights.
Santa Claus became alarmed,
He shrank with the attack.

I'll blink at the Snow Maiden,
They say there is an idea
Celebrate New Year with me
Let's go quickly.

The Snow Maiden wanted it
I'll beat off Santa Claus,
And she with a magic wand
I started shaking.

I will sing to you about Snegurochka,
What is the most beautiful and sweetest of all.
It's good that there is no suit
You won't see her.

Dear granddaughter, Snow Maiden!
What happened to you suddenly?
So, I got involved with an idiot -
Became Baba Yaga.

How Snegurochka came to the circle
Everything around lit up!
You, Snow Maiden, are so gentle,
That the guys are all going crazy!

Snow Maiden is lying on the sleigh
There's Father Frost in a jacket nearby,
No deer, no bridle
They don't give a damn about the stars!

Finally, the SNOW MAIDEN!
I laughed until I cried!
Hello BORYA MOISEEV!
Get ready, SANTA CLAUS!

New Year is coming!
SANTA CLAUS is coming in now!
Will bring the SNOW MAIDEN!
Our mother-in-law is a fool!

Father Frost and the Snow Maiden!
Like a rooster to a hen!
Snow Maiden has a whole year!
A round dance of icicles!

The granddaughter asked her grandfather:
"Grandpa, buy some bicycles!"
The grandfather answers his granddaughter:
"Why the hell do I need a bike?

Snow Maiden, don't grumble.
Listen to your grandfather and keep quiet.
The sleds are light now
"It's just right for us in the snow."

The granddaughter said to her grandfather:
“I’m leaving you, grandpa.
The Prince on a White Horse
Waiting for me in his country."

The grandfather answers his granddaughter:
“I’ll give you one piece of advice:
If it's a prince, then go,
But don't forget me!

The Snow Maiden has white cheeks,
And beautiful herself,
How I heard a little voice
I almost went crazy.

Our Christmas tree is shining
It sparkles with serpentine,
Grandfather hugs Snow Maiden
And he drinks vodka.

Enter the New Year with more courage
Yes, no worries,
Love and be warmer
No adventures, really.

Universal ditties for company

These ditties are suitable for companies of different ages:

He went into the forest to get a Christmas tree,
I met a wolf there.
I celebrated the New Year at the Christmas tree.
Oh, the needles are so prickly...

I stung and stung the barley,
Switched to buckwheat.
Look - a happy New Year
Rolling towards us!

Santa Claus is so handsome,
I fell in love with him.
If I were an icicle,
It would have broken for him!

Santa Claus came with a sack.
I'll treat him to some honey.
Oh, Grandfather was delighted -
The whole jar is gone.

Santa Claus overslept in bed,
He stood up, icicles jingling:
Where are you, snowstorms and blizzards?
Why don't you wake me up?

I am a cheerful Snow Maiden,
I'll play blind man's buff with you,
But I'm afraid to drink tea -
I'll melt from the heat.

May all your dreams come true
They will come true, they will come true.
Let the lights on our Christmas tree
They light up brightly.

The Snow Maiden has white cheeks,
Thin waist,
Arms, legs, elbows,
Neck and so on...

I'm in Santa's bag
I'll make an audit.
He was going to give gifts
A whole division!

Everyone is making a snowman,
Mom is looking for Igor.
Where is my son? Where is he?
Rolled into a snowball.

Frost with a white beard,
With a lush moustache,
As a young lad,
Dancing with us.

Look, Santa Claus,
Dressed for the occasion.
He brought us gifts,
Gingerbread, sweets.

Oh, grandpa!
Frost, White Beard,
Look at me
What a young lady!

Life is like this on New Year's Eve -
Don't toil, don't sweat.
Two weeks off -
Sleep and cuddle!

I danced and danced
And, dancing, she lost her way.
Santa Claus is so good,
I fell in love with him!

There is noise and laughter in our hall,
The singing never stops.
Our Christmas tree is the best!
There is no doubt about it.

There's a flock of snowflakes outside the window,
He also dances in a circle.
Having said goodbye to the old year,
We are celebrating the New Year.

I sit down on the sled,
I roll boldly down the hill,
Let it be white from the snow,
But how brave!

Near the house, by the skating rink
I was making a snowman,
Made a nose out of a carrot,
It turned out to be Santa Claus.

Santa Claus climbed into the bag,
Hid from fear.
But it wasn't my husband who came,
And Natasha came!

Santa Claus Red Nose
I made the first payment at the bank.
On interest in a year,
Will make people happy.

I'll take a ride on a reel,
And I will smile at Frost.
Why are you standing on the sidelines?
Catch up with your granddaughter!

New Year, New Year!
The whole nation is having fun!
The fun continues until the morning,
And then comes... a hangover.

Will be Santa Claus
Uncle Dima again,
Because with a red nose
He walks around without makeup.

What are you doing, Grandfather Frost?
Did you bring gingerbread again?
Better take it out of the bag for me
Younger than the groom.

Oh, girls, it's just tears,
There is no one to fall in love with.
I'll be with Santa Claus
To get a shot on New Year's Eve.

Santa Claus pinches my nose.
Grandpa... What can you expect from him?
What a cutie, such a cheeky fellow,
He pinched in other places.

Corporate funny ditties

New Year's ditties for a corporate party:

On New Year's, on New Year's
My boss keeps pestering me:
Your short report
In my big report vanity!

For men, the drinks are strong,
And for women - trouble!
Help me on New Year's Eve
They have robots in the kitchen!

We don't need Santa Claus,
And no need for chocolate!
Give us some buns quickly,
And raise the salary!

New Year corporate
It will be very positive,
After all, the director will tell us
Who will receive the prize?

We don't need Santa Claus,
And no need for chocolate!
Give us some buns quickly,
And raise the salary!

They say that on New Year's Eve
All the people just drink.
And we have a corporate party -
Drinking and positivity.
People gathered around the table,
Everyone is eating and drinking something.
We won't sing ditties,
Until they pour some more!

Happy New Year!
And we wish everyone health,
So that you can go to work
Go out on Saturdays too.
We sang ditties to you
Mostly decent
We are waiting for New Year's gifts
Cash would be better!

New Year corporate
It will be very positive,
After all, the director will tell us
Who will receive the prize?

Stretch the accordion fur,
And play, don't ask.
New Year's ditties
Color with stars!

Caught up for the New Year
Fresh moonshine...
And now there is no end
Day and night from Leshy.

The eagle owl hoots sleepily
To the beat of my little ditty.
I dreamed of celebrating the New Year
I am in the company of friends.

Santa Claus has caught a cold
He fell ill and became sick.
Because in a light jacket
I was completely frozen in the cold.

Santa Claus gave us a ride
On a magic sleigh,
We sang to Grandpa for this
A song accompanied by an accordion.

And winter will come again -
and so we spin around all year round.
We are expecting Koschei to visit.
on a New Year's winter day.

Rejoice, honest people,
Let's see out the Old Year!
The old ladies got drunk,
ruddy from the wine.

Celebrating the New Year,
The whole nation drinks without measure.
The fun continues until the morning,
And then the hangover will come.

Children's funny ditties for children

Funny New Year's ditties 2025 for children:

Santa Claus with a beard,
With a luxurious mustache,
As a young lad,
He jumps with us around the Christmas tree.

Santa Claus gave out presents,
The children are happy.
Only Grandfather is not cheerful
He himself was left without a bag.

The children dance in a circle,
They clap their hands.
Hello, hello, New Year!
You are so good!

New Year is coming soon
He'll come running on a sleigh.
Now, probably, he is already
He's knocking on our window.

We will jump like rabbits,
Stomp like bears.
Let them rejoice too
Lower neighbors!

We decorated the Christmas tree
With mom the whole evening.
Father Frost, Snow Maiden,
We are ready to meet you!

We are all in our toys
We decorated the Christmas tree.
She doesn't have a free one.
Not a single needle!

I got up early today.
I ran straight to the Christmas tree.
Thank you very much, Santa Claus,
What gifts you brought me!

I am for Santa Claus
I learned a lot of songs.
And when they called me on stage,
I forgot everything from excitement!

We decorated the Christmas tree at home,
The light bulbs were turned on.
Come to us, Santa Claus,
Bring gifts!

From snowflakes, clean and new
I'm making a Snow Maiden.
And I won’t abandon her in the spring –
I'll put it in the freezer!

Oh, my dears
Bullfinches, titmouses!
I made you a feeding trough –
Help yourself, little birds.

This is how Grandfather Frost is -
Froze everyone seriously.
Look at the guys,
They all stand like icicles.

What are you doing, Grandfather Frost?
Are you checking your chair?
Really to your grandchildren?
So you don't trust?

Happy New Year,
I send you New Year's greetings!
I wish my mom and dad,
So that they live to be a hundred years old.

The troika is racing, the troika is jumping,
And on it there is a cart full of gifts.
The bells are ringing, which means,
Father Frost is coming!

Look - Santa Claus,
Dressed up for the occasion!
He brought us gifts,
Gingerbread, sweets.

We will jump like rabbits,
Stomp like bears.
Let them rejoice too
Lower neighbors!

I made it out of plasticine
White snowman.
There will be no granny left
No gift from my grandson!

In masquerade costumes
My sister and I got dressed up.
I dressed up as the Gray Wolf,
She's Little Red Riding Hood!

May all your dreams come true
They will come true, they will come true.
Let the lights on our Christmas tree
They light up brightly.

Frost with a white beard,
With a lush moustache,
As a young lad,
Dancing with us.

There is noise and laughter in our hall,
The singing never stops.
Our Christmas tree is the best!
There is no doubt about it.

My mom and I decorated the Christmas tree,
And they turned on the flashlights.
There will be my Christmas tree
The most beautiful!

In my kindergarten
We'll go to the matinee,
And for Santa Claus
Let's sing a song together.

I sit down on the sled,
I roll boldly down the hill,
Let it be white from the snow,
But how brave!

Dad put a suit on me
Spider-Man.
Before I knew it,
I'm hanging from the ceiling.

My grandmother sewed me a suit
Little white bunny,
I forgot to give him the carrots
To a little boy.

Santa Claus overslept in bed,
He stood up, icicles jingling:
Where are you, snowstorms and blizzards?
Why don't you wake me up?

I am a cheerful Snow Maiden,
I'll play blind man's buff with you,
But I'm afraid to drink tea -
I'll melt from the heat.

New Year is coming soon,
People are getting dressed up.
Foxes, Wolves, Hares are everywhere -
They try on trousers and T-shirts.

Fairytale forest people,
Also celebrating the New Year!
Everyone dances until they drop,
They sing songs and are happy.

Near the house, by the skating rink
I was making a snowman,
Made a nose out of a carrot,
It turned out to be Santa Claus.

The fluffy snow is silvery,
Father Frost is racing in a troika,
The elegant spruce is rustling,
And fireworks thunder in the forest.

Everywhere the Christmas trees sparkled -
The whole country is covered in bright stars.
For the guys and in this room
The miracle tree is lit.

Christmas tree paws
Hold the candles tightly.
Santa Claus will light them for us
On New Year's Eve!

There's a flock of snowflakes outside the window,
He also dances in a circle.
Having said goodbye to the old year,
We are celebrating the New Year.

The New Year is coming -
I'll dress brightly!
Santa Claus will come to me -
He has a bag of presents with him!

Give us, Santa Claus,
And skating rinks and slides!
Turn it for us, Santa Claus,
“Twos” are all “fives”!

Ah, thank you, Santa Claus,
For your gifts,
We will kiss you,
You'll be hot!

On New Year's, on New Year's
Nobody can sleep!
In every house there are old and young
Having fun all night long.

Listened to Grandfather Frost
Ringing ditties,
I gave it to all the guys
Ringing firecrackers.