Cool Predictions for 2025: Short and Funny

We have not long to wait until the most long-awaited, magical and wonderful holiday - New Year 2024. The main symbol of 2025 according to the eastern calendar will be the Green Green Wooden Snake. According to ancient beliefs, the Dragon is considered the happiest patron of the year. Even many Chinese dynasties of emperors decorated their palaces with the symbolism of the Snake.

It's time to think about how to amuse and entertain guests on New Year's Eve or during a corporate party. The organizer of the holiday needs to come up with and include in the script fun games and entertainment that will raise the mood and bring a little humor to the gathering.

Every year, humorous New Year's predictions on pieces of paper are becoming more and more popular. They can be included in the script of a New Year's corporate party, a children's matinee, a school Christmas party, a party with friends or just a family get-together.

The essence of the funny predictions competition is extremely simple - a random piece of paper with a prediction is selected and the host reads it out loud to all the guests at the table.

New Year's predictions should be funny and amusing. At the same time, they should not offend a person.

On this page you will find short and funny New Year predictions 2023. This article will be very useful for holiday organizers - for those who invite guests to their home, who organize a corporate party for their employees.

The article will contain several sections with predictions for different occasions in life - for children, adults, in verse, etc. You will be able to choose the appropriate section, copy it to your computer and print it out.

We make original predictions on pieces of paper

First, we need to know how to present New Year's predictions in an original and beautiful way. There are several options:

• After printing, you can stick the papers on colored cardboard. This will make the note look more presentable.
• You can put pieces of paper with predictions in multi-colored balloons. Then, to get the note, you will need to burst the balloon.
• You can carefully fold the notes, tie them with a thread and hang them on the tree. Guests will come up and take down their predictions themselves.
• Many people hide notes with New Year's predictions in cookies. We will talk about this method in more detail.
• You can pack the notes in a beautiful box. Each guest will take out the prediction from it themselves.

How to present humorous New Year's predictions to guests

It is very important to present humorous New Year's predictions in an original way. Here, a creative approach, creativity are needed and some points should be taken into account:

• Number of people at the party
• Guests' personalities
• Signs of the zodiac.

If there are few guests and you know each person personally, you can come up with individual predictions for each. The most important thing is to take into account the characters and temperaments of the guests so as not to offend anyone. This can spoil the mood for a long time.

There are several types of funny New Year predictions:

• Regular jokes
• In verse or in your own words
• By zodiac sign (by date of birth)
• Predictions from songs and books

The type will determine what design to choose for predictions. Choose the option that you like the most and will be the most convenient in a particular situation.

How to Make New Year's Fortunes in Cookies

New Year's predictions in cookies will look very original and unusual. It looks like this - each guest takes his cookie, eats it and takes out a piece of paper with his prophecy. Such a game of predictions can last throughout the New Year's Eve.

You need to prepare the cookies in advance. The recipe is very simple.

Ingredients for 50 cookies:

• Flour – 280 grams
• Powdered sugar – 80 grams
• Vanilla sugar – 1 tablespoon
• Chicken eggs - 2 pieces
• Melted butter – 1 tablespoon
• Water – 1 tablespoon

Cooking process:

1. First, mix the dough from the prepared ingredients.
2. Roll out the dough into a thin layer. Use a glass to make circles.
3. Place a note with a fortune on each circle. Fold it in half. Place on a baking sheet covered with baking paper.
4. Bake the cookies for 20-25 minutes at 180 degrees.
5. Sprinkle with powdered sugar on top.

Video of making Chinese fortune cookies:

A variety of fortune-telling texts are suitable for cookies. Here is just a small selection as an example:

• You should wait a little, and the future will bring you great joy.
• Share your joy with others and enjoy it yourself.
• Pay more attention to the signs of fate.
• Very soon you will have a person who will value you madly.
• You feel empty and your heart is filled with a coldness that only someone older than you can melt.
• When bad weather rages around, your home is protected by warmth and comfort.
• Help others to reach the top of success too, and you will not be alone.
• Learn to control your thoughts and you will be happy.
• Romance will take you to a new dimension.
• A rain of success will fall upon you.
• When you hunt for money, it moves away from you. Stop thinking about wealth, then it will certainly catch up with you.
• Very soon you will be able to spend money with pleasure, and also earn it with pleasure.
• Don't give up and you won't lose.
• Through your individuality and charm, you will always achieve what you want. 15. A woman's happiness is only in one man.
• Your future is as limitless as the height of the sky.
• In 3 months, 3 weeks and 3 days, an event will occur that will change your destiny forever.
• Prevent delusion by balance, calmness and self-control.
• Your talents will be recognized and rewarded accordingly.
• In this life you have to try everything.
• He who expects nothing will never be disappointed.
• Soon you will acquire two new habits and get rid of one.
• Soon you will find yourself in a cave with treasures. However, do not lose your head: take only as much as you need, leave the rest for others.
• Let your income increase and let only comfort surround you.
• The part of life that has been a secret is finally ready to emerge.
• If you really want something, the whole universe will help you fulfill your desire.
• The main thing is - don't forget the important! Otherwise you'll forget the important, and it will turn out to be the main thing.
• Today has come the tomorrow you were so worried about yesterday.
• You will achieve success in everything.
• Learn to correctly evaluate different aspects of life.

Funny fortune-wishes for cookies:

• I wish you a pack of shares, a new car and some cash to boot!
• I wish you money, so that there is no shortage of it, and also health, so that it is in order!
• I wish you only what is especially important: Larger bills and more in your wallet, Stronger health, more frequent luck. And don't forget about your real friends!
• Let your life not be sad, Let cabbage crunch in your wallet, Let the car key lie in your pocket, Let the TV remote wait on the sofa.
• Roads without potholes, without traffic jams, without traffic police, so that dollars and rubles are plentiful.
• May your health be okay. And may you gather your friends more often!
• I wish you a pleasant and comfortable life! And that your wallet is tightly stuffed with money!
• I wish you bourgeois money in a leather wallet, and to meet fewer frostbitten people in life.
• May success accompany you! You study better than anyone!
• I wish you to have plenty of money in your pocket, bananas and cabbage to bloom, and smile from ear to ear, a smile suits you so well!

Funny New Year's prophecies based on songs

On New Year's Eve, you can have fun fortune telling based on songs. The rules are very simple. The host lists the names of the songs, and the guests name the line number. Before this, the guest says the phrase - "Next year awaits me..." and then a line from the song follows. For example, "A million, a million, a million scarlet roses" or "I'm free, like a bird in the sky." The main thing is to finish the thought that is embedded in the named line.

It would be great to give the guest an additional task - to sing this song.

For New Year's predictions, you should choose cheerful songs. Here are some suitable lines from songs:

• Only a glass of vodka on the table (G. Leps)
• A Million, a Million, a Million Scarlet Roses (A. Pugacheva)
• Money, money, money. Always sunny in the rich man's world (ABBA)
• And on the sea there is white sand, a warm wind blows in your face (Zh. Friske)
• Ah, this wedding, wedding, wedding sang and danced
• There is nothing better in the world than wandering around the world with friends... (cartoon "The Bremen Town Musicians")
• Oh, Mom, I'll give you some chic, I'll give you some chic (F. Kirkorov)
• I am free, like a bird in the sky (V. Kipelov)
• You're lucky - you're not like everyone else! You work in an office! ("Leningrad")
• Voyage, voyage. There, where I've never been (S. Minaev)
• I love boogie-woogie, I boogie-woogie every day (The Secret)
• Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. Dad bought a car. (A. Pugacheva)
• Everything will be awesome, everything will definitely be awesome. Big changes are ahead. I know this for sure: everything will be awesome (P. Volya)
• Oh, I feel, girls, I'm going to go on a spree. Oh, I'm going to go on a spree (Verka Serduchka)
• The plane takes me away easily (Valeria)
• Everything is fine, and everything is fine with us. Where we can't squeeze through straight, we'll go sideways (Potap and Nastya)
• I'm lying in the sun. I'm looking at the sun. I'm lying and lying and looking at the sun (animated film "How the Lion Cub and the Turtle Sang a Song")
• Freedom, freedom, give me freedom! I will fly away like a bird! (cartoon "The Flying Ship")
• The carriage will move, the carriage will move, the carriage will move… The carriage will move, the platform will remain (film “The Irony of Fate, or Enjoy Your Bath”)
• If there was a sea of beer, I would become a beautiful dolphin. If there was a sea of vodka, I would become a submarine ("Dune")

Consider the interests of the guests. For young people and children, choose more modern songs.

Predictions from books

A similar method can be used to make humorous predictions based on books. Choose interesting, funny works by famous authors.

The guest names the page and line number, and the host reads out short predictions for the New Year 2025.

Funny predictions for the New Year 2025 according to the signs of the zodiac

You can make funny New Year's predictions for the New Year 2025 according to the zodiac signs. Be sure to find out in advance who your guests will be according to the horoscope.

This year is the best for Aries -
He is both kind and lucky!
Aries will be in chocolate
And nominated for a reward.

This year it's time for Taurus
Take luck by the horns,
Since this year is his
Suddenly it came to hand.
The Dragon will sing to Taurus
About a happy New Year.
Only Taurus should know:
Action is the crown of joy!

Happy Dragon
It will lift the spirits of Geminis -
They will be able to handle everything -
There is no reason to go to the doctor.
Good health awaits them,
Joy and wealth await them,
Consistency in your personal life!

In the year of the Snake
Cancers will be very lucky:
They will drink happiness from a mug,
Pour joy on your loved ones.
They won't go back -
All the bad things will be forgotten.

Lviv is in for dinner parties,
Long-awaited victories,
Traveling around the countries,
Life without falsehood and deception.
Also Leos will know happiness
Something that tears the soul apart.
They will be lucky in their personal lives –
Everything will be great in business!

Virgos can't sleep on New Year's Eve
They will sing and have fun,
They will glow with joy
Their mysterious faces!

For Libra, the whole coming year
It will be a raking year:
All Libra with a big shovel
They will rake in the salaries.
They will start families,
They will build and love.

Dear Scorpios
An abyss of happiness awaits,
This year is a joy for them,
They will have everything as it should be!
There will be meetings in restaurants,
There will be dollars in your pockets,
There will be a new apartment
And a garage for two cars.

All Sagittarius in the New Year
They will not live without sin,
Because they are in love's captivity
Time will twist for change.

This year is for Capricorns
It will mean a lot –
Our Dragon is mischievous, after all.
Loves the earth sign!
Very bright road
Awaits Capricorns –
Be it a cruise or a tour –
Capricorns are welcome everywhere.

Aquarius will be successful,
On weekdays - business, on holidays - laughter,
The dragon cooks for them
Very valuable store -
There is joy and goodness there,
A hundred kilograms of happiness.

The year of the snake is coming -
He brings joy to the fish,
Climbing the career ladder
And luck, of course.
Pisces will swim often
In the stormy ocean of happiness

Short predictions-wishes on pieces of paper

Short predictions-wishes on pieces of paper:

• We wish you and your family a prosperous year!
• Wishing your family a happy New Year's smile!
• I wish you courage, hope and happiness in the coming New Year.
• Warmest wishes to you. I hope 2025 will be the best year for your family and ours!
• Happy New Year to the one who brings a lot of love.
• Thanks for the great memories, Happy New Year!
• Peace, love and laughter in the new year!
• I can't wait to celebrate the New Year with you all!
• Even though we don't celebrate New Year together, we are always connected even from a distance.
• Happy New Year, my dears! I hope that the coming year will bring you everything your heart desires.
• We wish you even more memories and happiness in the New Year!
• Let's make this New Year no less wonderful than the previous one. Happy New Year!
• We wish you all your wishes come true and a happy New Year!
• Don't just wish for a great year - make it one.
• The best outfit for the new year is your smile.
• Learn from the past to be prepared for the future.
• Good luck, happiness and prosperity in the new year!
• I hope you have already made your wishes. May they come true. Happy New Year!
• May the New Year fill your life with love and light.
• A new start begins today!
• The best is yet to come.
• Let's move on to the next chapter!
• New year, new beginnings!
• Goodbye 2023, hello 2024
• New adventures, let's go!
• A new adventure is just around the corner!
• May this New Year be filled with love and joy!
• 2024 will be YOUR year!
• Out with the old, in with the new.
• Every end marks a new beginning.
• New year, new plans, new memories.
• I wish you more new opportunities in the new year.
• 365 new days. 365 new chances.
• May the New Year bless you with health, wealth and happiness.
• Looking forward to new adventures with you, my friend.
• Let's open the champagne, buddy.
• For new pages of a new chapter with friends.
• I wish you a joyful and prosperous New Year!
• Happy New Year. Enjoy every moment of it!
• Wishing my beloved a wonderful start to the new year.
• I wish you a wonderful year full of health and prosperity.
• May the coming year be the most fruitful year of your life. Happy New Year!
• Wishing you pure joy and peace of mind this New Year!
• Your long-time dream will come true.
• A new journey will fill your life with unforgettable memories.
• A stranger will soon enter your life to share his happiness with you.
• Exciting events await you in the near future.
• A very attractive man has a message for you.
• Embrace your past without regret. Face the present with confidence. Face the future without fear.
• Taking action in time will help you resist fate.
• Ask yourself what you do today that will bring you closer to who you want to be tomorrow.
• One person is looking for the way to your heart.
• Everyone agrees that you are the best.
• Fortune favors the bold.
• Want to be happy? Go for it.
• If you feel you are right, be firm in your intentions.
• If you feel it's worth fighting for, fight for it.
• A beautiful, smart and loving man will come into your life.
• Be careful, your enemy may be a dubious friend.
• A true friend will stand up for you.
• A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
• The beginning of a new journey awaits you.
• Remember that a true friend needs your time, not money.
• You will have to take some risks in the near future.
•  The player will lose not only what he has, but also what he does not have.
• A golden chance will fall upon you this month.
• A strong friendship is often more important than a passionate romance.
• A good time to wrap up old business.
• Your intuition is trying to tell you something.
• Soon you will meet a person who will become your friend for life.
• There is boundless happiness ahead of you.
• A light heart will help you get through all the difficult times.
• Happy New Year, new prospects await you.
• A man is never too old to learn.
• A pleasant surprise awaits you.
• A small donation will be required from you. This will be the right decision.
• Your smile will open many doors for you.
• A long journey awaits you that will live up to your expectations.
• Do what you love. The rest will fall into place.
• A truly rich life is impossible without love.
• Accept what you can't change and you will feel better.
• Adventure can bring you true happiness.
• Your advice will be of great help to someone close to you.
• All the effort you put in will pay off in the end.
• All the problems you have now will pass very quickly.
• You will succeed with your new project.
• All your hard work will soon bear fruit.
• Let your intuition guide your decisions.
• An acquaintance from the past will influence you in the near future.
• You may soon have a pleasant romance.
• An important person will offer you support.
• Any decision you make tomorrow will be a good decision.
• Be careful or you may become a victim of fraud.
• You should consider working in the beauty or art fields.
• Because you are used to being demanding of yourself, you will gain the respect of others.
• Believe in yourself and others will believe in you.
• Believe that anything is possible.
• It's better to ask twice than to lose once.
• Take your time, success is already near.
• There are changes happening in your life right now, go with the flow.
• Your professionalism is clearly underestimated, but everything will change soon.
• Congratulations, you are on the right track.
• Dedicate yourself to your favorite work with peace of mind.
• Don't stray from the path that is destined for you.
• Determination is what you need now.
• Your hard work and modesty will help you achieve high social status.
• Distance yourself from vanity.
• Don't take on extra work.
• Don't underestimate yourself. You have unlimited potential.
• Don't give up, because every failed attempt becomes another step forward.
• Don't waste your time. Invest.
• Failure is a chance to do better next time.
• First think about what you want to do, and then do what needs to be done.
• Take the moderate path. Extremes will not make you happy.
• You will be able to emerge victorious from a long-standing situation.
• Take a rest, you deserve it.
• You will receive good news soon.
•  A happy life is just around the corner.
• If you look in the right places, you can find good deals.
• In order to receive, a person must first give.
• Eventually, you will find out everything.
•  It's better to deal with problems before they arise.
• It's time to move. Your condition will improve noticeably.
• Listen to those around you. Ideas appear everywhere.
• A long life awaits you.
• Never be afraid. The end of one thing means the beginning of something new.
• New people will help you understand many things in a new way, especially regarding important issues.
• It's time to move forward, a new love interest awaits you.
• Now you can try something new.
•  You are expecting an addition to your family.
• A love story is heading your way.
• The person you care about is looking for reconciliation.
• Your life will soon become much more interesting.
• The changes you've already begun have far-reaching consequences. Be prepared.
• You will be admired by others for your talents and abilities.
• A wardrobe update awaits you.
•  You will inherit a large sum of money.
• You will get what you want thanks to your charm and personality.
• In personal relationships, you will be followed by luck.
• Your success will surprise many.

Funny New Year's predictions in verse

Cool New Year's predictions in verse:

A meeting awaits you in the New Year,
The one that will change everything,
Will put everything in its place,
Starting from scratch!

You will work a lot!
And your dreams will come true!
You might leave forever,
You'll soon be in hotter regions!

Be cheerful and energetic,
And your year will pass without problems and with flying colors.
A trip awaits you, perhaps to Europe,
But not for long, only at a gallop.

Your salary will be increased alone.
Just don't tell anyone about this yet!
But for the increase to be beneficial,
Drink this glass immediately to the very bottom!

You need to celebrate the New Year
A cheerful team,
Dance in a circle under the tree,
And the year will be happy!

Changes are expected
You at the beginning of January,
Prepare for them gradually -
Don't waste your time.
Keep your charge up,
You need a new outfit!

You should expect a promotion at work, -
They are worthy of it without a doubt!
Your boss will love you.
And I value you very much!

If you suddenly fall into childhood -
This means that you are in danger of receiving a large inheritance.

May the New Year be easy for you,
We need to meet you in a cap,
And then the surprise of the universe,
Waiting for you soon, for sure!

Everyone will thank you
And come to you for advice!
Respect and honor to you
The coming year brings!

From family and friends
Wait for the best news!
And in order to keep up with them,
Try to rest more often!

You're in for a bit of action.
And interesting travels -
To courses, on vacation, abroad
— wherever fate decides!

Now you will continue to be
Keep getting prettier and younger!
Your hairstyle, appearance
He will surprise all his colleagues.

May luck never leave you!
You will have a new dacha!
Keep it classy -
You will get a car!

There's a year of surprises ahead,
A sharp turn in life.
You have to put in some effort,
So that recognition comes to you.

The year will be the easiest,
No pitfalls or worries.
Don't be in a hurry to get bored,
Feel free to ask for time off on vacation.

Whatever you want in life,
You will ask on a starry night!
Any dream will come true,
You will be proud of yourself!

You need to be economical
And save money this year!
An important purchase awaits you,
And the year will not pass in vain!

Many adventures await you
And lots of thrills!
There are many different impressions
On wonderful journeys!

New Year is like Sportloto,
Who needs a new car?
Who needs a new coat?
Well, for you it's both.

Expect miracles in profit -
The salary will be raised to the sky.
But be quiet, don't talk
That they raised your tariff.

A year of gifts awaits you,
Pleasant surprises,
And even whims are fulfilled!

Fate will gild your hand,
He will send a solid salary!
Or he'll throw in a wallet...
And all this in the near future!

Amazing meeting
Waiting for you next evening.
Eat some candy or cookies
And wait for a sparkling adventure!

Smile, laugh more often,
Life will be sweeter from now on,
Vacation is twice as fun,
Twice as many and friends!

Throw away the junk immediately!
So that it doesn't accumulate in the corners,
And the money will come in a moment,
New purchases await you!

Salary increase
May this year bring you,
Just listen to your superiors -
A miracle will happen in an instant!

The ocean of positivity awaits you,
The whole year – not a drop of negativity!
Smiles, joy and success
In all the deeds planned!

A good family atmosphere awaits you,
And your personal career will take shape.

A delight awaits you for your heart -
Big salary increase!

Have a successful New Year
And as a gift
Fortune will present you with
A cool foreign car!

Welcome the New Year with confidence -
Everything will work out fine,
He will definitely bring it
May you be happy in your personal life!

In the New Year, you can expect expenses,
At the beginning, even your salary won't be enough for you,
But a miracle will come and you will solve the problem,
Go on vacation or buy a summer house.

The New Year promises you
Have a nice trip,
Great holiday without worries
And there are many impressions!

May this year be a happy one,
Maybe not right away,
But your income will increase,
At least twice as much!

May you succeed in the New Year
Catch your luck
And become, thanks to work,
Happier and richer!

A promotion awaits you,
It looks like your work wasn't in vain.
And after the boss every day,
It was not for nothing that I dragged myself around like a shadow.

The New Year will give you the opportunity,
Having overcome barriers,
Reaching the sky's the limit
Have a fast-paced career!

This will be a good year for you,
And what you wanted,
It will float into your hands by itself,
Without any hassle!

There was always a crane in the sky,
For you, the tit is more important -
The New Year will come, and at once
The dream will come true!

To you in the coming year
You definitely have to wait,
Joyful events await you
Big changes!

A zigzag of luck awaits you,
With it, income will come in addition,
But on a slightly crooked path,
First you'll walk a little bit.

There will be joy and laughter for you
Success in high society!
Be a little more modest,
Don't shock people!

A fairy tale will happen on New Year's Eve,
You will understand that life is beautiful!

The new year will give you
Simply a fabulous income!
Buy a big wallet,
Expect the money in a month!

A big surprise awaits you this winter -
The gift is very expensive!
Which one? It's still a secret!
You'll like it! No doubt about it!

The path will be open to you in everything,
And the coming year will inspire,
Get started in a new field!
Doors will be open in everything!

Say a toast loudly today,
And they won't forget it for a long time!
The management will fire you,
You will be remembered all year long!

A year of oddities and surprises awaits you,
Fates of special whims,
But you will disperse them all,
Finally riding in on horseback!

There are many feasts awaiting you,
And have a great New Year!
Cook for your friends,
The snack table, quickly!

There will be a lot of temptations,
Let the road be right,
Which one will you choose,
This will lead you to success!

You will have a lot of troubles,
But your homeland will not forget you!
A worthy reward
It's waiting for you in April, no doubt!

You will surprise everyone around you,
What you do suddenly,
But be careful, though.
No need to surprise the boss!

Your colleagues will help you,
Do your work often.
Just please don't yawn yourself,
Help your colleagues with their work.

The stars are now aligned with you,
And you will achieve the rest yourself!
And so that the new year becomes especially happy,
You have to greet him sweetly and beautifully!

Don't be bored in vain today
And there will be new friends!
Don't hide your smile,
Hug everyone more!

Take initiative
It needs to be bright and beautiful,
To grab the jackpot from life,
Try harder today!

From bad habits in the new year
You will be freed forever,
Just tell yourself - I can do it!
And happiness awaits you for years to come!

The higher power has for you
The most wonderful forecast:
After all, the New Year promises you
Career, rapid growth!

This year you will be lucky
In material accumulation!
Don't waste money
And you will fulfill your dream!

In this new year,
You will live a long life on the run,
And so that it would be easy for you,
There will be a new car!

Santa Claus has not forgotten you,
The year will add more strength,
But don't forget about your loved ones,
Maybe even more of them will arrive!

You will spend the winter in labor,
Spring will pass in continuous dreams,
And wait for news in the summer,
And autumn will be more fun!

The year will be happy for you,
Luck will not forget you,
And today, rest,
Drink more, rock out!

You will always have it
There is delicious food in the house.
You will have a great New Year's Eve
And you'll provide for yourself for a year!

Bad weather is no obstacle,
Only the path to success awaits you!
Look at everything more cheerfully
But take care of your health!

Budget replenishment
Waiting for you at the beginning of summer,
Happiness will burst into your life,
When the sun is hot.

You are used to living in the thick of things,
Work is your main destiny,
So finally get some rest,
Go to the island in the ocean!

You have a sea of friends and acquaintances,
And everyone will come to visit soon!
Prepare a feast, set the table,
And celebrate with all your might!

You will have to do the same in the future,
To overcome all difficulties,
And good will fall upon you,
And it will be big!

There will definitely be happiness!
You will solve all the problems,
If you have debts, you will pay them off,
You will arrange a joyful holiday!

You are destined to be a hundred years old
To live without knowing major troubles!
But in order for there to be career growth,
Today we need to say a toast!

An unexpected meeting,
Soon the quiet evening will be brightened up,
Put all your business aside,
May fate be kind to you.

Very powerful for events
The whole coming year will be,
Now always look ahead,
And very soon you will get lucky!

Universal New Year's predictions in prose

Universal New Year's predictions in prose:

• “This year, everyone will find a treasure – a spouse’s stash, a banknote lost by the boss, a 50-year-old coin that rolled behind the sofa.”
• "In the coming year, you will be attacked. Among the criminals there will be good fortune, which you will not be able to fight off."
• "Smile more often and you'll get a lucrative contract with a toothpaste manufacturer."
• "Working hard in the Year of the Rabbit will make you feel like a pilot in a time machine, as it will throw you back to the Year of the Horse."
• "Next year you will win a million dollars, which will allow you to quit your job until exactly next year."
• "Expect strong shocks at the end of the year. Shocked by your success, all envious people and competitors will explode with anger."
• "By giving your other half a diamond ring, you will become as close to your colleagues as possible, since you will have to spend the rest of the year sleeping at work."
• As you confidently climb the career ladder, don't slip on the spit of envious people;
• Perhaps a promotion is coming soon and you will have to move up a couple of floors;
• Keep smiling and we will definitely sign a profitable contract with a toothpaste manufacturer;
• If you are lucky, you will get rid of a bad habit, but here’s the funny thing – a couple of new ones will appear;
• Be careful - in the coming year, your family may grow, cockroaches from your neighbors are gathering to visit you;
• You will find a hidden treasure, although its appearance will be very similar to your spouse’s hidden stash;
• With the arrival of the new year, there is a great possibility of an attack on you. Success will strike unexpectedly, it will be almost impossible to fight back;
• The grey everyday life of the coming year will be diluted with bright encounters with the opposite sex;
• In the near future, you will gain a lot of weight, but this will happen to your pockets;
• Your friends remember you very well, how can you forget a debtor;
• Be careful on the roads, perhaps fate is already waiting at the crossroads;
• This year will be especially lucky for the cockroaches in your head;
• All difficulties and complexities will leave you, it is incredibly boring with you;
• Next year, your body itself decides when, where and, most importantly, with whom to be;
• The rod inside you may turn out to be an ordinary nail in one place.

Predictions for the New Year 2025 about love

Predictions for the New Year 2025 about love:

• Your significant other thinks you're awesome
• With great love you will be turned to a stormy life
• A romantic getaway awaits you
• Something exciting awaits you
• When you are carried away by your feelings, you will not feel your age.
• You will be watching the sunset together with your significant other
• Your other half's voice will be music to your ears.
• Your other half will help you with all household chores.
• Your other half will show you their feelings
• A romantic first class trip awaits you
• A special morning awaits you
• You will be immensely happy
• Something special awaits you
• You will feel the aroma of love
• You will live without looking back
• The day and hour of your meeting will be the luckiest numbers this year.
• Your significant other will not judge you harshly for your misdeeds.
• You are the perfect couple
• Lady and gentleman - your roles this year
• Many magical moments of solitude await you.
• Your spouse will fall in love with you again every first of the month.
• Angelina Jolie confesses her love.
• From your great love 30 children will be born next year!
• Love will inspire you to write poems that will bring you the glory of Pushkin.
• Not only the second, but also the third, fourth, fifth and sixth half will enter your life!
• A loved one will give you an island in the Caribbean.
• You will meet your love at the nearest crossroads when you look left….

Funny predictions for a fun adult company

Funny and vulgar New Year's predictions for an adult company:

You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will go great!

Unexpectedly for everyone, BIG success awaits you!

Expect an increase in family income and a vacation during your favorite time of year!

Many incidents and interesting journeys await you -

To courses, on vacation, abroad - wherever fate takes you!

A trip awaits you and a plane ticket!

A trip to Europe and good luck await you according to your horoscope!

There are many different impressions during wonderful travels!

You will have many adventures and many thrills,

But everything will end wonderfully, and it will be clear to you how to live on!

We all, sometimes, go somewhere, walk, swim, fly, like birds,

There, where the shore is unknown... The road abroad awaits you.

A sea of luck and a dacha by the sea await you

A trip to the sea awaits you soon!

I wish I would run aground where a five-star hotel is located as soon as possible!

I wish you good health, no illness! Get a tan in the south in the summer!

Get a bigger salary! Take the family for a ride in a red Porsche!

I want a vacation - for about ten months. To have some fun abroad!

A yacht, a new Lexus, and my own private jet,

And may Santa Claus bring you all these gifts!

I wish: if a summer house, then a big one,

If a car, then a cool one, if money, then green.

If it's a vacation, then to Miami, if it's beer, then with friends!

I wish that a personal supersteel jet would regularly take you to Hawaii!

I wish you huge bouquets, luxurious gifts, trips to places where it is beautiful and hot.

It is not a sin to indulge in secular entertainment on the Turkish shores!

In summer, on a nudist beach, your happiness will lie nearby!

Let everything in life pass you by, except health, money and intimacy!

Virtual love will stir the blood

Pleasant gifts, wonderful surprises and
fulfillment of various whims!

I wish you a sea of happiness and an ocean of love,

but in this ocean, be careful not to drown!

If you fall in love once a week -

you will look fifteen years younger!

I wish you not to be bored in vain, you will have new friends!

From now on you will continue to become more beautiful and younger!

Your hairstyle and appearance will pleasantly surprise us all.

You will enter the cream of society.

Perhaps you will find a sponsor.

You will have happy laughter and success in high society!

Every day and every hour someone thinks about you!

If before the New Year they suddenly grab you (what a shock!).

They'll twist you, tie you up, tape your mouth shut, and stuff you into a bag -

Don't swear and don't get angry, don't shout and don't be pathetic -

Someone just ordered you as a gift from Santa Claus!

Beautiful, shared and diverse Love awaits you!

Live, show off, believe and wait - your luck is ahead!

Everything will be great in life,

Especially on the personal front!

In my personal life, without a doubt,

Changes are coming soon!

Love will brighten your days and make them bright.

Your whole life in winter and summer will be magically illuminated.

Rarely does anyone get so lucky,

Great love awaits you!

If you smile, all your dreams will come true

I wish you to have plenty of money in your pocket, and for bananas and cabbage to bloom,

And smile from ear to ear, it suits you so well!

Look forward with joy, wealth awaits you there!

A good addition to the budget,

Looking forward to seeing you throughout the summer!

Let the rustling of banknotes delight you, and let life be only “haute couture”.

Good luck, happiness, peace to you! You will have your own apartment!

I wish you to keep your style! You will have a car!

Luck will not abandon you! You will have a new dacha!

May you always have cash,

What you spend them on is a personal matter.

Maybe you'll buy a house, a car, a summer house,

And then you can treat your friends with the change!

I wish you a pack of shares, a new car and some cash to boot!

I wish you money, so that there is no shortage of it,

And also health, so that it is in order!

I wish only what is especially important:

Larger and more bills in your wallet,

Better health, more luck

And don't forget about real friends!

May your life not be sad,

The cabbage crunches in the wallet,

The key to the car is in my pocket,

The TV remote is waiting on the sofa.

There will be a lot of money! –

And not fake ones, but verified ones!

Roads without potholes, without traffic jams, without traffic police,

So that there are dollars and rubles

So that everything is okay with your health

And so that he gathers friends more often!

I wish you a pleasant and comfortable life!

And may your wallet be tightly packed with money!

I wish you bourgeois money in a leather wallet,

To meet fewer frostbitten people in life.

A toast to your health! May your career grow!

Don't let worries disturb you! A new job awaits you!

Expect success at work by next Saturday!

May success accompany you! You study better than anyone!

A treat awaits your heart - a big salary increase!

Fate will put a gilded hand in your hand and send you a solid salary!

Or he’ll throw in a wallet… And all this in the near future!

A good family atmosphere awaits you

And a dizzying personal career.

Surrounded you so that you feel comfortable! And your income will increase!

I wish you luck! A new addition to your family awaits you!

And you have a lot of household chores and chores ahead of you.

But in your family and personal life everything will work out great!

In the coming year, for sure,

Your health will be simply excellent!

So that you are loved and appreciated, so that you dig up treasure in the forest,

To drink and not get sick, to eat and not get fat,

So that money flows like a river, so that you can have caviar for breakfast,

May your career go straight up and you be successful in everything you do!

You'll soon have great luck,

Fate will present a surprise!

Wait a little, the road awaits you.

Suddenly you will have a new friend.

I wish you not to be bored in vain, you will have new friends!

Expect good, real friends! Especially among your superiors!

Very soon from friends,

Expect good news!

You have a sea of friends and acquaintances, and they will all come to visit soon.

A celebration and fun awaits you at the end of the week.

An amazing meeting awaits you this evening.

You will have cakes, sweets and other small joys!

You will always have delicious food in your house!

There will be peace on Earth and delicacies on the table!

Eat a cookie and wait for adventures

Happiness is a firebird - it will happen soon

Recognition and success await you in the New Year!

You will be loved!

A well-deserved reward awaits you!

Expect a surprise!

Funny New Year's predictions for a corporate party

Funny New Year's predictions for a corporate party:

• This year you will receive a gift that will be useful for your career – an alarm clock. You will stop being late for work!
• Expect a promotion this year: most likely, your department will be moved to the floor above!
• This year there will be a real collapse: all competitors will burst!
• An increase in income and a great vacation in the middle of the year await you!
• Expect a salary increase soon, enough for a vacation in the Carpathians!
• In the new year, you will understand that you have a core, although it is still small, so it plays the role of an awl in the ass.
• This year you will gain weight and your wallet will become heavier.
• If you work like a horse on Thursdays, then a reward awaits you: fate will open the way to money.
• You will climb the career ladder very quickly and easily if you don’t confuse it with a stepladder!
• A business trip awaits you, where your intelligence and skill will come in handy!
• You will work hard: but the road to love awaits you!
• Everything will be fine at work, but the boss won’t let you relax.
• Be friends with your team and the year will be happy!
• You will be held in high esteem at home and at work all year long.
• This month will be cool: you will get a bonus!
• You're a little tired! You need to rest urgently!
• Show initiative! Get both punishment and reward!
• Your superiors will definitely appreciate you, so boldly solve difficult problems!
• Next year you should expect a serious promotion - your office will be located several floors higher.
• If you smile a lot next year, you can expect to sign a profitable contract. The business partner will be a well-known manufacturer of toothpaste.
• If you walk into your boss's office on the wrong foot every time next year, you could get a promotion.
• You are very lucky - next year you will be able to get rid of a bad habit. True, two more will appear in its place.

You should expect a promotion at work, -
They are worthy of it without a doubt!
Your boss will love you.
And I value you very much!

You, more than anyone else, are lucky
Will smile on your birthday!
Although overall, this year
It won't add any trouble to your life!

This year will give you
Amazing hike.
So don't sit at home,
Hurry up for your trip!

The new year will give you
Simply a fabulous income!
Buy a big wallet,
Expect the money in a month!

You need to be economical
And save money this year!
An important purchase awaits you,
And the year will not pass in vain!

Everyone will thank you
And come to you for advice!
Respect and honor to you
The coming year brings!

The ocean of positivity awaits you,
The whole year – not a drop of negativity!
Smiles, joy and success
In all the deeds planned!

A big surprise awaits you this winter -
The gift is very expensive!
Which one? It's still a secret!
You'll like it! No doubt about it!

The path will be open to you in everything,
And the coming year will inspire
Get started in a new field!
Doors will be open in everything!

Did you buy lottery tickets?
Have you ever won a jackpot?
Play, our friend, all year long!
What if I really get lucky?!

If you dream about love,
You can meet her!
Well, if you met one like that, -
Multiply all year long!

Let us note, without further ado,
What is most important in life is Love!
It will cover you with a wave,
Our friend is simply smart!

An important acquaintance awaits you,
The New Year will give it to you!
You need to be friendly,
Fortune telling is something you won't forget!

Many times to you this year
Gather people for a visit!
Buy champagne with caviar
Your income will allow you to confidently!

May we wish you,
Take risks as often as possible,
After all, in any risky business
You will win!

We can honestly tell you,
You have nothing to worry about!
Everything will be quiet, smooth, even,
There is nothing but grace all around!

There will be a lot of temptations,
Let the road be right,
Which one will you choose,
Only through this will you achieve success!

You will have a lot of troubles,
But your homeland will not forget you!
A worthy reward
It's waiting for you in April, no doubt!

Whatever you want in life,
You will ask on a starry night!
Any dream will come true,
You will be proud of yourself!

Lots of positive emotions
From bold and decisive actions!
Go boldly forward!
Good luck is just a few steps away!

Funny prophecies in notes for schoolchildren

Funny prophecies in notes for schoolchildren:

Adventures await you
On vacation soon
You will receive recognition through love
From a real prince (princess)!

If you don't learn your lesson
You'll get a two right away.
In all my subjects,
And according to the stars!

If you go to bed early
You are in your favorite bed
Stars in a dream for you
They will grow with love!

Literally very soon
They will kiss you soon
But not on the lips, but on the cheeks
But still loving!

Congratulations, you are with us
You will study simply great!
Mom and Dad will be happy
And they will give you a reward!

The stars say hello
And they will send you some sweets!
Eat them one at a time
Or else your ears will curl up!

Make a wish quickly,
The stars are favorable to you,
The wait won't be long.
They tell you honestly!

You will have a holiday soon
They will give you different gifts!
Many guests will arrive,
There will be many friends!

Open your heart quickly
You are the door for love!
Someone is not indifferent to you,
And to your beautiful eyes!

You will receive a letter soon
It will be a love story!
And who, history will remain silent about,
It will keep it secret!

Wait for a declaration of love
At the drawing lesson!
Will draw your portrait
And send a big hello!

News is waiting for you
Good news!
The house will be full of guests,
The main thing is to clean up later!

Who will help mom?
To receive gifts,
There will be no help if,
You will be judged even at school!

You have to be able to dream,
You are too serious with us,
Then you will fly
Straight to the beautiful stars!

You will be very lucky in life,
There are many gifts waiting!
But they must be earned,
Go shopping with mom!

Updates are waiting for you
From my mother with love!
Don't forget to thank her
Tell your mommy!

Waiting for a transfer in class
And a new neighbor is waiting,
Your friendship will be smooth
Peaceful, glorious and without troubles!

Happiness will come to your home,
As a big gift
And don't forget to tell mom later,
Thank you to say your hot!

When you grow up, my friend
Then you will find a treasure with money
You will become a millionaire
And you will buy all your dreams!

To have a figure,
Do physical exercise
And you actively go to dances,
After all, the transitional age is ahead!

To have skills in the future
Today, get busy with your studies!
If you suffer for a long time,
At least something will work out!

In the summer you'll go to the sea,
You'll find fun there!
There will be new friends
What a laugh, you have connections!

Don't be sad, your dreams will come true
After all, you are on first-name terms with luck!
But just don't forget to tell mom.
You help, at least somehow!

You will receive it from us soon
Secret declaration of love
Don't torture anyone, anywhere,
They don't know anything!

Remember that good will come back
It will turn into long-lasting happiness,
Do a lot of it to everyone
Without asking for anything in return!

Funny New Year's predictions for children

Cool New Year's predictions for children:

If you sleep poorly,
It will be hard to get up,
You will be nervous, you will be angry,
And you won't grow big!

May joy await you all year long,
Laughter, McDonald's, carousels!
Adventures, friends,
I guarantee it to you!

A lot of sweets predicts
Prediction day and night!
The main thing is to make sure that the year
Didn't you have a stomach ache?

Very soon you will have
More friends will appear!
Don't hurt their baby
Invite me to visit you!

The more often you smile,
The more you will get
You have everything all year long,
We speak in advance!

You have to sleep at nap time,
Then make the bed.
You don't like doing this,
You'll be standing in the corner, I know!

You'll have a feast, my friend.
Now get your mouth ready,
Lots of delicious ice cream,
Sweets, cakes, pastries!

Tomorrow mom is for you
Will bring sweets with love!
Don't forget to share,
Don't be such a greedy, evil person!

We are telling you now,
Completely unadorned
All wishes will come true
And all dreams will come true!

You have a surprise, my friend,
A fun prize awaits you!
You just have to deserve it,
And be good all year long!

If you don't be lazy
You will work carefully
What if you discover a planet?
You'll throw a party for the whole world!

If you work
If you are all in worries
You will become president, my friend,
Get a round of applause!

We are preparing for you,
A sunny day in the middle of winter
You will be walking all day long
And "play the slacker"!

It will bring you good luck
New record in sports!
You will be a super hero,
The fans will march in formation!

One evening you fall asleep
As usual, we tell you.
And you'll wake up and understand
Three foreign languages!

If you want to get some candy
Send greetings to your parents,
In the form of washing floors,
And sweeping corners!

There will be a celebration in your garden.
Lots of different gifts,
They will give it to you at that hour,
Whatever you want, we have it!

If you help your mother
Wash the dishes, clean everything up,
Your wish will come true,
For exemplary obedience!

Gifts are waiting for you
From my parents with love,
But they have to be earned.
Or it's correct to ask!

Attention-attention-attention
May your wishes come true!
But keep them a complete secret,
Then they will be fulfilled!

For your merits, for yours,
A declaration of love awaits!
You will be happy today,
After all, dreams will come true!

You will become famous
Everyone will give flowers,
You'll write a little book,
For girls and boys!

If you brush your teeth at night,
Then your whole stomach will be clean,
Well, what if it's the other way around?
My stomach will hurt badly!

Funny New Year's predictions for teenagers

Funny New Year's predictions for teenagers:

Expect from your friends
You have some awesome news!

There will be a lot of kisses
There will be a long road!

To look great
You need to behave decently!

Love will burst into your days
And they will become cool!

No need to be nervous in the morning
A happy time will come!

Make a wish for the night,
Dreams will come true in no time!

Don't expect love from love,
Your happiness is ahead!

There is no need to run after anyone,
You're running into a lot of problems!

Avoid bad company
These are bad beginnings!

You shouldn't be rude to your parents,
After all, we still have a long time to live with them!

Beware of gossip,
Feel free to gossip yourself!

Kisses are waiting for you soon,
Not just one, but a sea at once!

They will light the fires in the heart.
A declaration of love to you.

It's not the one who loves you,
Only with him will happiness await you.

Make your cherished wish
The stars will help you in your endeavors!

Express yourself more modestly,
So as not to lose friends!

Smile more often in life,
Then it will be sweeter.

It will bring a lot of happiness
Happy New Year to you!

A fun journey awaits you,
With friends from your school.

May all your dreams come true,
The grievances will be forgotten!

Don't forget about your studies,
Otherwise you will be lost, just know that!

If you haven't learned your lesson
The deuce is waiting for you, my friend!

New Year's predictions for the family

New Year's predictions for the family:

• I wish you luck, happiness, peace! You will have your own apartment!
• Luck will not abandon you! You will have a new dacha!
• A toast to your health! May your career grow!
• I wish you luck! A new addition to your family awaits you!
• Surround you so that comfort! And your income will increase!
• May success accompany you! You study better than anyone!
• Many different impressions! In wonderful travels!
• Don't let worries disturb you! A new job awaits you!
• I wish you not to be bored in vain, You will have new friends!
• You are a lucky guy! So be more modest and don't grab any more lucky tickets.
• When crossing the road, look around - there is a chance to meet your destiny.
• Approach your boss with the wrong foot and you'll get a promotion.
• Always smile! And no one will call you a gloomy person. Be silent! And no one will call you a bore.
• Your life is an endless road, so choose a reliable means of transportation along it - a car.
• Funny predictionsToday is the best day for you! Like all the others!
• Buy a book you absolutely don't like and you will find the answers to all your questions.
• A pleasant surprise awaits you during the first week after the New Year.
• When you leave the entrance of your house, turn your head to the right. The make of the car parked there will soon appear for you too.
• If your neighbors knock on your radiator today, then a fun and unforgettable New Year awaits you.
• You'll win a million dollars in the New Year, but then you'll give it all to charity.
• In the New Year you will be able to get rid of your bad habit, but you will also acquire a couple of new ones.
• In the New Year, you will be given the most desired gift - a goldfish. True, it will be stuffed with rice and greens.
• In the New Year, you will learn and discover many new and useful things, and now please open a bottle of champagne.
• In the New Year, you will have the pleasure of spending a lot of money, and also have the pleasure of earning it.
• In the New Year, you will get yourself a new pet and give the old one to a nursing home.
• If you come across a foreign body in your bread, know that it brings good luck!
• A trip to the sea awaits you soon.
• Let a tear of joy be shed, soon an old friend will return!
• Down with both anger and revenge, you will receive good news.
• Wait for the sunset, wait for the sunrise, wait for a sweet greeting.
• Every day and every hour someone thinks about you.
• Look forward with joy, wealth awaits you there.
• Wait a little, the road awaits you.
• Gingerbread and sweets, there will be a lot of joy.
• A celebration and fun await you at the end of the week.
• Suddenly you will have a new friend.
• Wait without crying, luck will come to you.
• Sunshine again and happiness again - you will meet new love.
• Expect success at work by next Saturday.
• You will always have delicious food in your house.
• Try to vacation in the Bahamas six times a year and then you will definitely, definitely probably be lucky.
• If you lie naked on the ice for a long time in winter, no harmful microbe will crawl to you.
• In the coming year, someone will be lucky again, maybe you or a neighbor - you must always be prepared.
• Changes await you at the beginning of January, prepare for them gradually - do not waste time.
• Try to run carefully at night on icy roads, and then it is quite possible that you will celebrate the New Year.
• You will be cheerful and energetic, and therefore the whole year will go great!
• Unexpectedly for everyone, BIG success awaits you!
• Expect an increase in family income and a vacation during your favorite time of year!
• A trip awaits you and a plane ticket!
• A trip to Europe and good luck await you according to your horoscope!
• A toast to your health! May your career grow!
• Don't let worries disturb you! A new job awaits you!
• Expect success at work by next Saturday!
• May success accompany you! You study better than anyone!
• A treat awaits your heart - a big salary increase!

Funny New Year's predictions on everyday topics

Funny New Year's predictions on everyday topics:

• Your efforts are the key to abundance.
• Friendship and brotherhood bring wealth to the home.
• Prosperity awaits after the test.
• Clean hands and a clear conscience are the best story of well-being.
• From the battle with the monster to the path to untold treasures.
• The winner's glory is made of steel alloy.
• Take control of yourself and your business – your soul and body will say “thank you”.
• Health - like a cow, stubbornness of a bull - for starters and that's enough for now.
• God won't give it away, the pig won't eat it. Take a little at a time.
• I have everything – a car, a summer house, a house. All of this was acquired through hard work.
• A stone at a crossroads - sit down and eat breakfast. Explore all the paths if you have time.
• Without bad habits – happiness without quotation marks.
• Can't you see where your hero is? He's right next to you. Open your eyes.
• Don't torture yourself with anticipation. Every step is your lucky break.
• Raise your eyes, don’t hide from opportunities and successes.
• Play the game in your own way, but choose your expressions.
• Go ahead, take risks, drink champagne, rejoice.
• Don't be too modest and simple - catch the bird of happiness by the tail.
• The sequence of days and nights is full of pleasant little things.
• Look at the fish, avoid mistakes.
• The house is clean, the soul is soft.
• Healthy laughter is a short step towards success.
• He who is inquisitive will be influential in the future.
• Look to the left, look to the right - quiet happiness or loud glory.
• The inflorescence of kindness and love foretells longevity for you.

New Year Predictions 2025 in Pictures

New Year's predictions 2025 in pictures must be printed on a printer and cut out. Here is a selection:

Templates for New Year's predictions on pieces of paper

Templates for New Year's predictions on pieces of paper: