Funny scenarios for the New Year of the Dragon 2025 for adults

The most long-awaited and beloved holiday is New Year 2025. To spend the New Year holiday cheerfully and coolly, you need to think of a funny interesting scenario.

The year 2024 will pass under the sign of the Green Green Wooden Snake.

Adults need a lot of humor, jokes and entertainment on New Year's Eve. On this page we have collected funny and cool scripts for New Year 2025 for adults. Suitable for a corporate party and just gatherings with close friends. The selection includes several scripts involving the symbol of 2025 - the Snake.

Cool script for New Year's Eve for adults

Place a medium-sized Christmas tree at the entrance to the room where you will celebrate the New Year and greet all your guests near it.

Hello! Where are you heading, good people? To a holiday? To New Year's? I don't know of any holiday here, even though there is a Christmas tree. But I think that if they were celebrating New Year's here, they wouldn't leave the tree so bare. Oh, I think I got a text message. (Takes out his phone and pretends to read the text message).

(Host name), let the guests in to celebrate the New Year, I'll be there soon. And by the way, don't forget to decorate the tree, like last year. "Santa Claus" What a nightmare, how could I forget... What should I do?.. I have nothing to decorate it with. So, a new condition, everyone who wants to get to the party must decorate the tree at the entrance with some detail of their wardrobe. So, let's decorate the tree, let's go!

Explain the situation to all guests who arrive later and make them decorate the Christmas tree.

Greetings to you, dear guests, I am glad to see you and celebrate this New Year in such a wonderful cheerful company! And do you know that New Year's holidays are a national drinking party, which was easier to legalize than to prohibit. On the night of December 31 to January 1, fate opens the doors to a new life for us, but how difficult it is to get into them at this time. Let's drink to the fact that everyone succeeds involuntarily!

Tell me please, what do you associate with New Year? Okay, let's go in order, Christmas tree - check, champagne - check, tangerines - check, Father Frost... damn, where is Father Frost? What kind of New Year is it without Father Frost? Let's call Grandfather!

You can check for the presence of New Year's attributes using a piece of paper, it's more spectacular.

The first one to come out is the "drunk homeless man".

Leading:

Oh, this year Grandfather Frost is really bad, even though he is cheerful... Even too cheerful... ))) Is this Grandfather Frost right for us?

The public does not want such a guest.

"The homeless man" is leaving.

The second to come out is the "oligarch".

Leading:

And this one is too serious... Although the gifts from this Grandfather will be much better than last year's... Should we take this one?

After much debate, the public also says no.

The third one to appear is Santa Claus with a large bag and he slowly walks to the center of the room.

Let's meet Santa Claus.

Father Frost:

Good evening! The journey is long
I came here to see you.
Give me some whiskey, please.
Happy New Year, gentlemen!
I walked through the forest, I walked through the field,
I've seen a lot of things.
But such beautiful women
I've never met anyone in my life.
My bag is full of goodies,
The tank in the sleigh is full.
Let's sing and have fun,
Let's drink - our souls will burn!
There's just something wrong,
Even though you are all gathered,
Yes, probably forgot.
Shout: "Christmas tree, light up!"

Father Frost, with the help of everyone present, lights the Christmas tree.

Leading:

Grandfather Frost, why are you alone? Where is Snegurochka?

Father Frost:

SMS from Snegurochka
I've been waiting for a week already.
Now I'll turn on my mobile phone,
I'll find the SMS...

He takes out a large pre-made cardboard phone from the bag, on the display of which a message from Snegurochka is written in large letters: “I’ve gone to the casting for Santa Claus. Start without me.”

Father Frost:

What a number! What a granddaughter!
The youth got carried away.
And given our national debt
Where can you find a new one?

Leading:

Well, we'll have to announce a competition for the most cold-blooded lady who will replace Snegurochka for us this evening.

Contenders for the title of Snow Maiden and their retinue receive sets of tinsel, false braids, blue hats and blouses; the set can also include red lipstick, blush and a couple of cool elements such as a size 6 bra, family panties, small plastic skis, a hiking backpack or knapsack. The task of the retinue is not only to “sculpt a Snow Maiden from what was there”, and do it as realistically as possible, but also to present their creation in the most favorable light: it is desirable to direct people to humor, like washing, cleaning, darning socks, etc. Then comes the Snow Maiden, who dances for 1 - 1.5 minutes to music for Father Frost and the guests. Then the next team does the same. Three teams of three people are enough (1 - Snow Maiden, 2, 3 - retinue), although the more teams, the more interesting.

Father Frost gives Snegurochka a box of chocolates and champagne!

Such gifts will awaken enthusiasm not only in Snegurochka, but also in guests to participate in competitions.

Leading:

And now I propose to raise a toast to Grandfather Frost and the newly-minted Snow Maiden. As long as I can remember, they never get sick, never get old, and always have money for presents. Hooray for Grandfather and Snow Maiden!

After the performance and the presentation of gifts, the real Snow Maiden appears in the guise of a top model holding hands with a man with hairy legs, dressed in the same style.

Snow Maiden:

Hello, Santa Claus,
Beard made of cotton wool.
Where is my new Mercedes?
Do you have a house in the Canaries?

Father Frost:

Quiet, granddaughter, on New Year's Eve
I hide my income.
From the tax office in a jiffy
People appear.

Snow Maiden:

You know, Grandpa, don't rush me.
I urgently need rubles.
Will I act in a movie?
And wander around the catwalk.

Father Frost:

Oh, him, Santa! Oh, the impudence!
He bewitched her!
Only a song in a round dance
Remove childhood's vile spell!

Father Frost invites everyone present to stand in a circle and sing the song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest" to disenchant Snegurochka. Snegurochka disenchants herself, puts on a crown or a hat, asks the guests for forgiveness for her bad behavior and comes to hug Father Frost.

Leading:

I think Grandfather Frost and Snow Maiden need to talk... Let's not disturb them...

Please sit down at the table.

Eastern peoples believe that it is the Wooden Dragon who is strong in magic, sorcery and fortune telling. I invite those who want to lift the veil of secrecy about what awaits him in the New Year 2025, to come to me. Fortune telling is absolutely free, but there is only one condition: the amulets received from fortune during the prediction must be on the participants for 1 hour after the prediction, otherwise you will face the curse of the Snake, which will haunt you all year. So, for those who are still here..)))) Let's go!!!!!!

The point is this::

Things are put into a large bag, preferably like Santa Claus's. Ribbons are tied to them in advance, which stick out of the bag. Each participant in turn comes up and pulls the ribbon, takes out his amulet. At the moment when he takes out the thing, a phrase is heard specifically for this thing. And then the host gives a prediction for the next year.

Water gun
Accompaniment: But he did not wash away the dirt from your soul, nor the stigma from your body.
Prediction: In the coming year you will have to take care of your appearance. And move on to adult toys.
A golden key. On a string so you can hang it around your neck.
Accompaniment: Maybe I can give you the key to the apartment where the money is.
Prediction: The next year is a year of open spaces for you. You will even get to places where it says “Closed”.
Glass bottle with green liquid. Green liquid is tarragon lemonade.
Accompaniment: How much is opium for the people?
Prediction: Drink this potion and something incredible will happen to you. Drink it!
The participant drinks and says: “Well, how long can we wait?”
Host: Not all at once. You have a whole year for this.
Cardboard machine. Just cut it out of thick cardboard.
Escort: Look here, guys, I won’t give them a machine gun.
Prediction: “I carry everything with me” – this is not about you. You will know for sure that your things will not go anywhere from you.
Chicken leg in vacuum packaging.
Accompaniment: This is the leg of the one who needs it.
Prediction: Wings, legs, ha, the main thing is don't lose your head.
A plug for a socket with a broken wire.
Accompaniment: There won't be any movie, the electricity is out.
Prediction: Unfortunately, this year you will have to constantly fight with those who want to hold the candle.
Don't tie anything to the ribbon.
Accompaniment: Do you see the gopher? No. And I don't see it. But it's there.
Prediction: Nothing bad will happen to you in the new year. Nothing at all will happen to you in the new year.
Phrase: Where is that bastard!
Boot.
Accompaniment: Whose shoe is this? Oh, mine.
Prediction: Believe me, the new year has problems with lack of time. After all, you have boots of seven.
Toy cat.
Accompaniment: Yesterday the cats were strangled, strangled, strangled, strangled...
Prediction: Everything that you want to leave in the past year will remain there.
A bottle of Coca-Cola.
Accompaniment: Music from the Coca-Cola commercial.
Prediction: And all dreams will come true. Just be careful with your wishes.
Crumpled clean A4.
Accompaniment: There is a clean sheet of paper on the table, it is not written on, it is clean…
Prediction: In the new year you will start your life with a clean slate.
Men's family shorts.
Accompaniment: With a slight movement of the hand, the trousers transform, transform, trousers… into elegant shorts.
Prediction: A large farm awaits you in the coming year.
Children's potty.
Accompaniment: Golden cup, golden…
Prediction: There is a sip of happiness here for every day of 2024.
Candy.
Accompaniment: Come on, soldier, to my utility room, I'll pour you some barberries.
Prediction: You will have a sweet life. Be careful that it doesn't stick together.
Feather.
Accompaniment: Peacocks, you say... Prediction: You have your first feather for wings. Collect 365 and you will become an angel.
Souvenir bottle of vodka.
Accompaniment: I don't drink.
Prediction: You have a large and healthy liver. May it remain so.
Toy car.
Accompaniment: I'll get into the car and drive along the serpentine road...
Prediction: Despite customs clearance, your car will not be a BBC, that meter goes... Here is your swallow.
Pen.
Accompaniment: Just a moment, please slow down. I'm writing it down.
Prediction: To avoid forgetting, write down the names of your girlfriends/friends in the evening.
It will be so easy in the morning, believe me.
Condom.
Accompaniment: Lapulenka, what if we just go and rejoice together?
Prediction: Believe me, this will come in handy. Once a year.

Well, even though Father Frost and the Snow Maiden have retired and are solving their family issues, the holiday is still going on. (The host receives an SMS. He reads it.) “There is a bag under the tree. Your teachers are hiding in the bag. Everyone should get one for themselves and congratulate everyone on the New Year on behalf of their teacher. And everyone else should guess who is congratulating them while the sparkler is burning in the hands of the person congratulating them.” So, where is the bag?

The host goes to the tree and looks for a bag. Everyone pulls out a piece of paper with the teacher's name and surname. The host hands out a sparkler to everyone. The one who stands up to congratulate lights the sparkler and begins his speech. With gestures, catchphrases, and facial expressions, you need to make everyone understand who is in front of them. If the audience does not guess the teacher during the time the sparkler burns, the task is not completed and another attempt will be given. By the way, these congratulations can be stretched out for the whole night, because everyone needs to collect their thoughts.

Now we need 2 teams of Father Frost and Snow Maiden. Did everyone cut out snowflakes from paper as a child? That means everyone can do it.

Here are some scissors, here is some paper. Everyone runs up and makes their contribution to the common snowflake. The one who has the prettier snowflake and who is faster is the winner. If the snowflake breaks, the team loses. The more participants, the better. It is better to take thin and large paper.

Adults say that it is frozen water, but children know better, snowflakes are little stars with the magical taste of the New Year. Let's raise our glasses to feeling like a child again this New Year and experience the magic that makes this holiday the best of the year.

Despite our cheerful holiday and the very expressive appearance of some of the guests...)))), I will remind you that the host of the holiday is a serious and truly great being, as the ancient scriptures say. And what else interesting does the experience of the past say? I suggest you listen to it yourself, as they say, from the horse's mouth.

(Here mysterious music is turned on, which will serve as an accompaniment to the following lines. The host reads them, trying to immerse the guests in a trance as much as possible. I would even advise you to record the track in advance, accompaniment + voice).

Words:

Dragons - that was their name among People.
From fire and ice by the power of the Music of Creation,
They were created by the power of the spells of Darkness and Light.
Nature gave strength and power to their bodies,
The night endowed them with reason and speech.
Great was their wisdom,...
and from that time on people said,
that he who kills the dragon
and taste from his heart,
will become the wisest of the wise,
and ancient knowledge will be revealed to him,
and he will understand the speech of all living beings,
be it even an animal or a bird,
and the speeches of the gods will be clear to him...
But will there be any daredevils among you?
Want to gain the power and strength of the gods?

I ask 3 people who want to taste the heart of this beast to come to me to participate in this competition.

For this competition we will need 3 bowls of tomato juice, preferably deeper ones. And 3 red apples "hearts", firmer ones would be good. The task is to taste a piece of the dragon's heart.

The participants should be praised for their courage and bravery shown in the tournament. To say that they have undergone a baptism of fire and in the coming 2025 the Dragon will consider them as his own…))) Toast.

Summarizing the ancient legends, we can say that dragons were some of the most ancient creatures in the world and were most often associated with water. They fought with gods, did all sorts of nasty things and died in two ways: either in great battles or in a completely absurd way - for example, falling asleep after a powerful dose of alcohol...))), given to them by some cunning hero. Therefore, so that our dragons are not covered by "their" dose, I suggest warming up by participating in competitions. I need two (or more) pairs.

The host takes the girls to the farthest corner of the room. Returns to the guys.

A dragon has been in our lands. He burned the whole kingdom, blocked all the roads, stole your girls. Are you ready to fight the dragon, to win your lady back from the dragon? Well, if so, then gather your will into a fist and go ahead.

Each of you has 3 tests ahead of you. You must pass fire, water and copper pipes. Fire test: blow out a candle from a meter away. Water test: there is half a glass of water in front of you. Evaporate the water, empty the glass. But you can't drink it - it is enchanted by a dragon, and if you pour it on the floor, he himself will appear from the puddle. Copper pipes - a test of pride. But how vain you are is clear, since you decided to compete with the dragon. Therefore, there is copper wire in front of you, make a ring for your lady. The ring should fit. So, good luck to you, knights.

You put all these obstacles on the way to the girls, and after passing each one they find themselves closer to them. By the way, it is better to spray water, you can pour it on yourself on a chair, in a pot of some plant or in another glass.

Perhaps no one will argue with me that the Eastern peoples are experts on Dragons. So in China, dragons have been revered for several thousand years, they are considered very unusual creatures and are capable of influencing nature and the fate of people. Among Chinese traditions, the Day of the Snake occupies a special place. On this day, many dragon boats are launched into the water, participating in ritual competitions. The dragon boat got its name because its bow is made in the form of a dragon's head, and various garlands-decorations are hung on the sides, symbolizing the scales of the dragon.

Taking part in these competitions is not as easy as it may seem at first glance. The drummer, sitting on the bow of the boat, sets the rhythm for the rowers and adjusts it depending on the strength and direction of the wind, the behavior of other boats and the strength of the current in a particular part of the river. The task of the rowers is to hear their own drum through the cacophony of drum beats and to be able to synchronize their strokes of the oars with the movements of the rowers sitting next to them.

So, I invite teams of 5 people to participate in the competition. I will ask you to choose "drummers" for the teams (they are given "drums" - 5-10-liter buckets). The task of the players is to synchronously repeat the rhythm of the "drummer" sitting with his back to the team. The oars of the participants will be their hands, and the surface of the water will be their knees, that is, the rhythm is beaten out with hands on knees. You can use zukuki for more coordinated work. The seating plan is shown on this diagram

The host's task is to create the weather. For example, "storm", "thunderstorm", "calm", "seagull cries", "call of Neptune", etc. The competition is fun, active and noisy - believe me, you have never experienced such emotions! Just imagine: not only does this competition involve all the senses, that is, vision, hearing, tactile perception, but also team spirit and imagination!!! In short, a firework of emotions and impressions is guaranteed)))

Next we introduce the gypsy camp of Budulai (dressed gypsies with a bear) to the public. They come out to the appropriate music, and can dance a "gypsy dance with an exit" to begin with. Then the women approach the guests and offer to tell their fortunes, and the bear asks the guests for a candy or a shot of vodka.

Snow Maiden:

I have a bag here. There are presents in it. But to get them, you need to guess what they are. Let's start with Santa Claus. So, Grandfather, we will blindfold you, you take out only one thing from the bag and describe it to us. Whoever guesses what it is will receive it as a gift, and then will describe the next thing.

Put small things in the bag: a small fish, a car, a stick of chewing gum, a small Santa Claus, a dragon, etc.

Now let's see who will be able to "catch luck by the tail" in the coming year and who will not. For this competition, I ask everyone to leave the table and stand one after another in a column and put a hand on the shoulder of the one who is standing in front, like a locomotive. But in our case, it will not be a locomotive, but a dragon, and an eastern one at that, trying to catch itself by the tail. In performing this task, the participant who is standing first, that is, the head of the "dragon", must catch the one who is standing last, in other words, the "tail". The task of the latter is not to miss the luck that is already in his hands, that is, here and now.

During the process, active movement of all participants begins, as the “tail” flees.

The next competition is a team competition. Teams are recruited by Father Frost and Snow Maiden. Now we will play guess the melody. Only we will guess the melodies not from several notes, but from several seconds.

Choose any song cuts, preferably those that are known in your company. Just don't forget about the song description in order to ask a question.

For example: LMFAO's song "Sexy And I Know It", description: a song for someone who is confident on 100%.

Father Frost quietly collects all the guests' things from the tree at the entrance. He puts them in his bag:

Oh, I have a whole fur of gifts here. (Looks in, lists everything that catches her eye.) It seems to me that things need to be given to their rightful owners. But not just any old thing, you have to earn them. Here I have some tasks. Snow Maiden, pull out a task! (She pulls out a piece of paper with a task, reads it out loud.) So, turn your back to me. I'll take out the things, and you have to say who will do it.

The one whose thing falls out, completes the task. Then the participant takes his thing, takes out the task for the next one, turns his back to Santa Claus and chooses a participant. In this way, all the things collected at first are distributed.

Leading:

Well, here we are, celebrating the New Year 2025. I think we managed to make friends with him and now we have a patron for the whole year. May the New Year bring us as much happiness as there are stars in the New Year's sky!

Funny script with Snake 2025 for adults

Characters:

Cat
Hedgehog
Mole
Fox
Tiger
Wolf
Hare
Bear
Father Frost

Cat:

The Year of the Snake is on the doorstep,

Run away, if you can!

They say he's a villain,

They say he eats people!

Hedgehog:

What are you chatting about here?

Well, what are you lying about, Kotyara?

Wow, what a surprise!

A snake on legs, I know, I know.

Mole:

A snake on legs?

Nonsense, lies!

You ask me.

This monster is big

With a huge head,

With a red mane,

With a predatory look,

Breathes with malice, splashes with poison!

Fox:

My God! What a lie!

I didn't want to..., well, what can I do?

I'll tell you everything about my friend.

Tiger:

Are you Dragon's friend?

Fox:

Well, of course we are friends,

He is the same as me:

Kind, affectionate, handsome,

Very smart and playful.

Loves to eat chicken...

Wolf: (interrupts the Fox)

Why listen to this fool!

Mole:

Kind, affectionate, yeah!

He has horns on his forehead!

The bristles on his back stand on end,

Smoke is coming out of his nostrils!

Fox:

You might as well say it with fire!

We'll see how it is with him

You'll start singing something completely different.

Tiger:

He is a big monster,

He is the fox's great friend,

The one with the huge head,

He is a snake. Well, who is he?

This fucking Dragon?

Cat:

Yes, and I would like to know,

He'll have to hand it over for a year.

Wolf:

He has a year to pass on,

And my red-haired… mother

She's already become his girlfriend.

Cat: (sarcastically to the Wolf)

Yes, you are apparently not enough for her!

Wolf:

What a red-haired rogue,

How cleverly she arranged it!

This is a dress, friends,

I bought it for the rogue.

A fur coat, a hat and boots

On her wonderful legs,

Another red Citroen,

Well, now he'll get it!

Chewing chicken with Drakosha,

I'm trying my best!

Fox:

No, no, it's not like that!

Well, what a weirdo you are!

I'm not lying, listen to me,

When they lie, their ears turn red!

Wolf:

Well, now everything is clear to me:

Yours are red all the time.

Fox:

Look at your own,

Yours are grey inside.

Mole:

And the Dragon with three ears!

You'll see for yourself.

He always wags his tail,

And a star burns on the forehead!

Ugh, I said something a little wrong,

He will eat us all up right away!

Cat:

I won't give in! Let it eat you.

I'll sharpen my claws now,

I will arch my back,

I'll raise my tail like a pipe,

The fur stands on end, the eyes sparkle,

However, who knows Snakes?

He might be hungry,

Swallow me with you.

He's a real villain, after all.

We need to get going quickly!

Fox:

How is the holiday, gentlemen?

Was it in vain that I came here?

Wolf:

On mine on a Citroen.

Fox:

No, Volchok, I'm on a deer!

Wolf:

Lassoed a deer?

And he’s not lazy, but,

Carry the Fox on your back.

Fox:

I'm the best in the forest!

Tiger:

You sing so sweetly!

Come out to fight with me!

We'll see who's the best here in a moment.

Fox:

Even a camel knows this,

You are the strongest of all, Tigrushka,

Just listen to me,

I mean beauty...

Tiger: (menacingly)

Are you more beautiful?

Fox: (scared)

No, no, you!

You are beautiful, like from a painting!

But, you know, you're a man...

I am the best among women...

Tiger:

Yes, you are successful.

You're even friends with the Dragon.

Tell us about it, come on!

Fox:

He is smart, handsome, good-looking...

Cat:

Apparently, he looks like me.

Fox:

He is very brave and strong.

Tiger:

He seems to be all like me.

Fox:

He is wise.

Cat:

Well, you know, into me.

Hedgehog:

Oh, yes, it's all fairy tales, lies!

Three heads, a very long tail,

Such enormous growth,

The teeth are sharp, the mouth is crooked.

And he is always, always angry.

They chopped off his heads,

They grew back immediately.

Wolf:

Yes, everything is strange.

Oh, it's time for me to go hunting.

Tiger:

Quiet, Gray, don't rush!

You see, even the little ones

Everyone seems to be busy.

Wolf:

He won't find them in the bushes.

And there's no use in them anyway.

I'll be good for lunch.

Tiger:

You've eaten your sides.

But don't move yet!

Let him be a real bandit,

But he's not flying to us to eat.

Although, anything can happen...

Wolf:

What? So it still flies?

Fox:

He is winged and powerful.

He is probably cooler than all of you!

Cat:

Cooler than you, Tigrushka?

Tiger:

You, Fox, listen to me,

Since you are friends with the Dragon,

I give you the right

You meet him first.

Fox:

But, he may accidentally

Take me for a cat.

The cat needs to be transferred for a year.

Tiger:

Yes, you are smart, you are smart, mother.

Cat, it's up to you to meet him.

It was your year, Kotyara.

Cat:

No, our father, wait! This year was Zaitsev,

Have you forgotten this?

So, if by law,

Hare, meet the Snake.

Hare:

I am glad to meet the Snake,

But, excuse me, I'm guilty.

I'm a coward and I'm afraid,

That I'll wet myself from fear.

Tiger:

This sounds like you.

And it's not appropriate to wear damp pants

To welcome a wonderful guest.

Well, you'll have to, mother.

Fox:

Tiger, let me speak.

I think it's all very simple.

After all, the Dragon is tall,

It's hard for him to look down.

Here we have a big Bear.

He is almost as tall as the Dragon,

And he knows how to say a toast.

Bear:

I don't make toasts,

I always just drink in silence.

Cat:

Here, you, drink silently with him.

They say he's a snake.

The snakes are also still silent,

They only hiss sometimes.

Bear:

Wait a minute, guys,

What am I guilty of?

So that I can meet the Snake.

You, Fox, are cunning, mother.

You said he was handsome,

Looks a lot like you,

Loves to eat chicken,

Loves to listen to music.

I'll cook you a rooster,

I'll fry the giblets myself,

I'll give you a bottle of moonshine,

I'll cook grilled chicken.

You, Lisa, are his girlfriend...

Hare:

I'll bake you a cheesecake!

Mole:

I'll bake a pie!

Wolf:

I'll give you some lard clothes!

Tiger:

I'll get some champagne!

Hedgehog:

I won't fall behind either,

I'll cook delicious pilaf.

Cat:

I'll give you the whole catch:

Three breams, a crucian carp and a pike.

Tiger:

Yes, Fox, meet your friend.

Act 2

The Dragon appears. The Hare, the Mole and the Cat faint.

Dragon:

Hello, honest people!

Were you waiting for me? And here it is

I have arrived! Are you glad to see me?

Fox:

We are so happy we drop!

Dragon:

Yes, I see there is a death among you.

So you're glad to see me? Well then,

How to lift your friends?

Tiger: (in a commanding voice)

Get up, everyone, quickly!

Everyone stood up instantly.

Dragon:

I came to accept the year.

The year will be just right for me.

Fox: (To the dragon)

We are glad to see you, Dragon!

They were just crawling out of their skins,

To please you.

Dragon:

Well, guys, this is in vain.

Tiger:

A year, he said, is it suitable for you?

How should this be understood?

Dragon:

The year will be wise,

You know, I'm a bit of a snake.

It's going to be a bright year, guys,

Rich in events.

There will be a lot of kindness,

There will be a lot of beauty,

Happiness, joy, fun.

And in frosts and in dribbles,

In heat, in rain, in storm,

I never frown,

I am full of optimism.

I'll tell you, my friends,

He who is kind and pure in soul,

I stand behind him like a mountain

And I bring him good luck.

Only this way and no other way!

Santa Claus appears.

Father Frost:

Hello, honest people!

The New Year is just around the corner.

And I see the Dragon is already with you.

Yes, you will become friends.

Rabbit, Cat, thank you! Well,

Come to me, Dragon.

Take this staff.

There is joy and happiness in this world!

The year promises good things. (to all)

The Snake has a scary appearance,

But at heart he is a kind person,

And a bit of an oddball.

Be prepared for miracles

And don't forget about your loved ones,

My dear friends!

I congratulate you all!

Cool New Year's scenario "Koschei and his wives"

In the tower, by the window, sit two of Koschei’s wives, gossiping about the third wife, who is sleeping.

Marfa: (Fat wife)

It's been a year since the three of us

We live behind Koshcheiushka,

And I still can’t understand,

How did she lure him?

Fekla: (Tall, skinny, intelligent)

Yes! It doesn't cook cabbage soup, it doesn't bake,

And look at the honor she receives.

He brought some jewelry,

This is a museum, not a corner.

Marfa:

And he brings me nothing but sheep,

He won't even ask what I want,

And I like these kebabs

You can't even see the socks anymore.

I should probably fly to the Bahamas,

Yes, I brought bananas from there,

Fruits are great food

They will keep me young!

And as for the chicken, so to her,

Apparently she is the sweetest of all,

But the food doesn't do her any good

Look, then! He will die.

Marfa:

Why should she die?

She doesn't have to clean the palace,

Don't cook, don't wash the floor,

Don't go for water.

Fekla:

Yes! Sings all day long, and dances,

When he gets tired, he goes to bed.

Everything plays on the guitar

And Koschei is waiting.

The Road to a Man's Heart

Not so short at all!

And a different approach is needed here.

Longer and narrower.

Marfa:

Remember! I flew from Murmansk,

He came running to me under the barrel.

Lay down on one tit

True, it immediately got baked.

(They laugh and wave their hands)

I'll go make some pancakes.

We also need to eat.

Someone's stomach is upset

And you sit and look out the window.

As soon as Koshchei appears,

Come running to me quickly,

We will meet him together,

Let Shark sleep all evening.

(Marfa leaves, Fekla looks out the window, Akulina enters, stretches, yawns)

Fekla:

Well, Shark, are you awake?

Why did you sleep so little?

Or did you dream something?

Or was the bed too hard?

Akulina:

I can't sleep - my head hurts,

Yes, this stupid fat woman

Everything is not sitting still

And it rumbles, makes noise, hums.

Fekla:

That's right, Akulina!

Martha is suffering from stupidity

Got fat like a machine,

And he eats everything from baked goods.

Akulina:

A woman from the village, what can I say,

No high feelings-

She has to cook and wash everything,

And I want to sing now.

Fekla:

Sing, Shark, sing, my friend!

Your only occupation is here

Your songs, my giggler,

They'll drive anyone crazy.

I am happy to listen from morning till night

Your voice is gentle, like a zurna,

I'll bring you something to eat -

Martha baked a pancake.

(Fekla leaves, Akulina sings a song, Fekla approaches Marfa, whispers something in her ear, pointing at Akulina)

Marfa:

Am I a log with eyes? Oh, clothespin,

I'll ask you now

You will remember me strongly

I'll give you a punch in the teeth.

(Marfa starts a fight with Akulina, Fekla gets involved, they run away one after another. After a while, Baba Yaga and Koschei enter)

Baba Yaga:

How are things, Koscheiushka?

I haven't seen you for a long time.

Are you out of your mind?

There's a pimple on the lip.

Oh, you'll waste your health.

On the family path.

Try some rabbit droppings

He's nuclear, he'll get you,

It's much sweeter than honey,

Even though it doesn't taste like honey.

Although it tastes cool,

And sometimes people die from it,

But which ones survive?

They live to old age.

Koschei:

Oh, Yaga, don't say it,

Women killed - three

I've heard enough Sodom,

That sometimes you run away from home.

Baba Yaga:

She said, the devil with a big nose,

Why don't you rob three?

I am your only wife,

Bread has been needed for a long time now.

I was tempted, you know, by airplanes,

What was given as a dowry,

And why do you need them?

A walrus-like plane without a pilot.

Koschei:

Well, I've been dreaming about this for ages,

And I flew to the Bahamas,

And I was on the Black Sea,

Almost sank the plane.

If I want, I'll move right away

To the Severo-Dvina River,

Have you ever been anywhere?

On your bad broom?

Baba Yaga:

And, really, I don’t have time,

What is needed - the ghouls carry,

I'll wave my finger like this,

The birds immediately arrive.

They'll tell you everything. Where, how much,

Who fought with a brick in the Duma,

I know everything about everyone, as I should.

I am the second Khakamada.

And here's something else I want to say

I'm stuck on you, Koschei,

I swear to God, I'm not joking,

Marry me and I will make you rich.

Koschei:

But you're old, Yagusa!

I'm going to marry Snow Maiden,

A year ago there was dust there,

Yes, the merman talked me out of it.

Okay, grandma, goodbye,

Don't open your mouth too wide,

My blood became thick,

And the basket is not empty.

(Dancing away)

Baba Yaga:

To steal the Snow Maiden

You need to have ardor and passion,

And your task now

You can't get to the cemetery.

(He leaves and sits down behind the tree)

(Koschei and Snegurochka enter, he leads her by the hand)

Koschei: (Threateningly, turning to his three wives)

Here's what I'll tell you, women,

I'm not friends with you anymore,

I took the Snow Maiden as my wife,

I look at her alone.

Marfa:

And why do you need it

At this age, the wife,

After all, you, as a man,

Sorry, not worth a dime.

Koschei:

I want just one

Get yourself a wife.

I love you all in an intimate sense,

I can't handle it as a man.

No, no need to pout

Get ready to go quickly,

And you, Shark, your rhymes

You will leave it here forever.

What ugly girls!

And how could I marry you?

My wife, a beauty - a snow maiden,

Let's go and go to bed.

Akulina:

Ah, Koschei, you vile bastard,

Loved, loved and immediately left

Bad times have come for us

I have to sleep without my husband again.

Marfa:

Enough! What are you wailing about?

After all, he is well over sixty,

And his male genitals,

They hang like washed ladders.

Fekla:

I will tell you without deception

We are not these infidels,

So that there are five wives for one,

I want to have my own.

Akulina, Marfa, Fekla (whispering among themselves)

Let's poison him,

It's easier if we leave him,

Why should we take sin on our souls,

Let's leave quickly, why yawn.

Akulina: (Looking at those sitting from under his arm)

I see, I see, I see, I see

Tolya, Sasha, Misha, Grisha

Only he is the sweetest of all,

Whose wallet is fuller?

(Invites the seated director to dance)

Fekla (Grabbing another man)

I had a look too,

But that's only half the battle.

Let's go dance, my dear.

We'll get along together, you and I

(All three dance with men)

Cool New Year's scenario for a corporate party "Brides of Santa Claus"

Characters:

Father Frost
Snow Maiden
1st bride
2nd bride
3rd bride
4th bride

(On stage are Father Frost and Snow Maiden. Snow Maiden, as usual, and Father Frost is very sad and unhappy, although he is carefully examining a Playboy magazine.)

Snow Maiden:

- Listen, Grandpa, why aren’t you happy?

That the red nose has completely dropped

Get rid of your melancholy,

Look at the world with a smile!

Father Frost:

- You know, I'm always cheerful,

But now I'm too lazy to have fun;-

My years have already come-

It's time for me to...get married.

After all, I am alone in this world,

I don't have a girlfriend in mind

I'll probably go to a dating club...

Snow Maiden (clutching her head): – I’m going to go crazy now!

(Snegurochka takes out her mobile phone and dials the number)

Snow Maiden: - Hello, Verk, is it you? So it's me.

Everything is fine with me.

Of course, you might be surprised,

But my grandfather wanted to get married.

Is it difficult to provide a service?

Help find a wife-girlfriend.

Well, that's it, we're waiting - the bottle is on us

(Addressing Santa Claus) The ladies will be here now, ladies' man!

(Santa Claus sits down)

Snow Maiden (standing nearby): Tell me, grandpa, just be honest, drop the show-off and don’t beat around the bush, what kind of lady would it be appropriate to call worthy of love?

Father Frost: I wanted my wife so much

She could do a hell of a lot of things,

Beautiful body, slender figure

And legs like a crane.

And so that she cooks herself

In love I would drive you crazy,

So that he always looks at her,

It's like I ate Viagra!

Snow Maiden: I'm fucking shocked, I'll tell you honestly, here's the first bride.

(The first bride (Alina) appears to the song "Cool Girls")

Snow Maiden: Well, how do you like it, Alina?

Father Frost: - Oh, she needs a cool man!

Snow Maiden: Then the princess from the novel - we will have Tatyana (to the song of Glukoza-Nevesta)

(to the chorus he grabs Grandfather Frost by the hands and they dance. Grandfather's lower back hurts, Snegurochka approaches the hunched one)

Snow Maiden: - Well, did you like Tatyana?

Father Frost:- Yes, life is just one continuous drama

She's so nimble,

But the truth is very exciting!

Snow Maiden: - Then watch the bride more strictly, I'll pour you some valocordin a little later

(Tatyana Vladimirovna comes out to the song of Serduchka "And I go like this all over". The music ends, the grandfather joyfully gets up, goes to the bride)

Bride: - Yes, the old man is a bit short,

I've patched up my fur coat a thousand times,

The hut stands in the deep forest

It's a thousand miles on horseback to the Moscow Ring Road.

I can wait with such happiness-

I'll even look like a bride!

Snow Maiden (to Father Frost): Lip is not stupid, look, we are not on the same path with people like that.

(The last bride (Katya) to the song "Bikini - Nowhere to Go", courts Santa Claus, makes him get up to dance. On the last verse, he falls exhausted onto a chair)

Father Frost: - Oh, what nonsense came into my head,

Who should an old man marry?

Oh, you've killed me, I'll die like this, fool,

Let's go home, Snow Maiden,

Grandpa, thank God, you're single!

Musical script of a New Year's fairy tale for adults

On New Year's Eve, Father Frost went out to walk around his domain, and Snegurochka stayed at home. She got bored and decided to go to the forest to see Father Frost. She goes and thinks:

(Track No. 1. "Well, where are you, my love").

And suddenly she saw a BMW driving towards her, and Koschei was sitting behind the wheel of the luxury car, skillfully driving the car, he periodically pressed the horn.

(Track No. 2. “Black Boomer”).

Seeing Snegurochka, Koschei stopped the car and said to her:

(Track #3. "I Met a Girl")

Imperceptibly casting a spell on Snegurochka, he continued to speak:

(Track #4. "Touch the Shoulder")

The Snow Maiden answered:

(Track No. 5. “You are like the south, and I am like the north”).

And Koschei answered her:

(Track No. 6. “I’ll give you a golden pendant”).

And now the spell begins to work, Snegurochka smiles and answers:

(Track No. 7. "I'll leave, I'll leave with you").

He gets into the car and they drive away, singing a song:

(Track No. 8. “We’re eating, we’re eating to the neighboring village”).

And at this time Father Frost returned from the forest.

(Track No. 9. Entrance of Santa Claus).

He sees that Snegurochka is not at home. He goes into the forest to look for her.

He walks through the forest and thinks:

(Track No. 10. “Where are you and where to look for your traces”).

Suddenly, Baba Yaga appeared from behind the tree. She approached Father Frost and said:

(Track No. 11. “New Year’s Eve, and I’m without champagne”).

Father Frost glanced at Baba Yaga and replied:

(Track #12. "In short, I know what you want").

He took champagne out of the bag and gave it to Baba Yaga.

Yaga, without thinking for long, suggested:

(Track No. 13. "Let's Drink to Love").

And Santa Claus answered her:

(Track #14. "Drinking to Love Alone")

Baba Yaga immediately had two glasses, she poured champagne into them and quietly added the potion to Father Frost.

Grandfather drank champagne and began to pester Baba Yaga with indecent proposals.

(Track #15. "What poison did you feed me").

And Yaga answered him:

(Track #16. "Don't Come Near Me").

Santa Claus gets even more excited and says:

(Track #17. "I'll steal you").

Baba Yaga thought for a moment and then replied:

(Track No. 18. "And you are like that").

Father Frost decided to kiss Baba Yaga, hugged her and dropped the staff from his hands. At that moment, Snegurochka and Koschei were passing by (they were going to the club for a disco). The staff touched Snegurochka, the spell melted.

(Track No. 19. Charms).

Freed from the spell, Snegurochka looked at Grandfather, then at his companion and asked:

(Track #20. "Where did you get such a princess").

Father Frost put his arm around Yaga's shoulders and said to Snegurochka:

(Track #21. "Listen, why are you so cheeky?"

Snegurochka understood what was going on, put her hands on her hips and went on the attack on Baba Yaga, saying:

(Track No. 22. “Oh, you’re a beautiful bitch”).

Baba Yaga, hiding behind Father Frost's back, answered:

(Track #23. “Why is it dyed?”)

Father Frost began to calm them down:

(Track #24. "Women, Rest Assured")

The Snow Maiden decided to save Grandfather. Without thinking twice, she kissed him on the cheek, and the magic spell disappeared in an instant.

(Track #25. Charms).

Having freed himself from the spell, Grandfather hugged Snegurochka and said:

(Track #26. "I love you").

While Father Frost and Snegurochka were peacefully cooing, two other characters, having run away far into the forest, drank champagne and slipped each other a love potion without noticing. Baba Yaga drank a glass of wine and told Koschei about her long-time dream:

(Track No. 27. "I want a husband").

And Koschei answered her:

(Track #28. "Marry Me").

She looked at him with a loving gaze and said:

(Track #29. "You are my tenderness").

In response, Koschei kissed Yaga… And then Yaga kissed Koschei… Again, Koschei kissed Yaga… And then Yaga kissed him… and so on (at the discretion of the host).

Until dawn, Koschei and Baba Yaga had wonderful conversations, but with the first ray of sunshine their love passed.

(Track #30. Charms)

Koschei looked at Yaga and said:

(Track #31. “Why are you so ugly?”)

And Yaga answered him:

(Track #32. “And I am such and such, unsmeared”).

Koschei does not calm down:

(Track No. 33. "Wouldn't this love go away").

At parting, Yaga said to Koschei:

(Track #34. "Fuck you").

Meanwhile, Father Frost and Snow Maiden were happily celebrating the New Year and wishing all the guests:

(Track #35. "We wish you happiness").

Cool New Year's scenario for adults

Characters:

1 Presenter,
2 Presenter,
Father Frost,
Snow Maiden,
Dwarf,
Police officer (young woman).

New Year's props:

decoration of the hall, the main attribute of the New Year's holiday - a Christmas tree, gifts and prizes for the winners of competitions, costumes of Santa Claus, Snow Maiden, Policeman, Gnome, icicle, selection of music, fireworks.

The hosts enter the hall to the melody of the “New Year’s Song” by Vasily Bogatyrev and Alina Kukushkina.

1 Presenter:

Snow and wind outside the window,
And the moon is bored.
We are really looking forward to the New Year,
The holiday is coming!

I congratulate you all,
Happy New Year,
May the year bring success to everyone,
Bright and flaming!

I wish it would come true
Every wish:
So that Grandfather would bring money,
And took away the suffering!

Someone is waiting for a car in the garage,
Some even bought a yacht,
And now we are in for a treat,
The holiday awaits in full swing!

2 Presenter:

Happy New Year,
I wish everyone faith and strength.
May all your hopes come true,
And from life only cash!

The holiday is quietly approaching,
He promises happiness to all of us.
Surprises pour out like fireworks,
The mood will not fade.

(Those present are invited to fill their glasses and drink to the meeting)

1 Presenter:

As always,
He proposes his toast,
Your boss, gentlemen,
Let's pour together!

(The floor is given to the leader of the team or the chairman of the trade union team.)

2 Presenter conducts a dance with those present "Opanki" contest.
To the tune of the song-dance "Opanki" the participants of the celebration become pairs and to the music make greeting movements with their hands, one after the other, first with the right, the person opposite with the left, and then vice versa. To the word "Opanki" the couples change partners and when they meet a new partner, they spread their arms to the sides and shout loudly: "Opanki!"

2 Presenter:

The curtain opens -
The New Year's show begins!

(The curtain opens and Father Frost's Tower opens before the audience.)

Father Frost (addressing the Snow Maiden):

Snow Maiden, have a conscience,
Let's not let people down.
All the guests were already waiting for us,
Get off Instagram!

Well, stop collecting likes!
It's time for you to know honor.
We are expected to visit at the corporate party,
In a wonderful, kind team.

Father Frost (addresses the Gnome):

Gnome, don't be weird either,
Pack your things quickly,
Hurry up and get dressed,
Get ready to hit the road!

Snow Maiden (sits, holds a tablet in his hands, capriciously):

Every year the same thing!
Grandpa, how much more?
Round dances, Olivier salad...
Why is all this happening to me?

Dwarf (sits on the phone, irritated):

Well, it's just like "The Irony of Fate"
If it's New Year, then we'll be right away,
Grandpa, seriously, I'm sick of it!
Sitting on VKontakte is a thing!

Father Frost:

Oh, this current generation -
The fall of all traditions and morals!
Are you ready to spend your whole life on the Internet?
Forgetting that we are responsible for the New Year's holiday!

Snow Maiden:

Oh, okay, Grandpa, don't start,
Collect gifts for people!
We connect all business ambitions,
And now we will have a rehearsal together!

(The phonogram of the song melody sounds: "A Christmas tree was born in the forest." Father Frost takes the Snow Maiden and the Gnome by the hands, and the three of them dance in a circle.)

Remake song "A Christmas tree was born in the forest."
A Christmas tree was born in the forest,
And our experience kicked in...
We are dressed to the nines,
We are in a hurry to give you courage!

We hurry from the forest to the city,
With gifts in a bag,
Under the noise of the ringing hustle and bustle
Let's give joy to everyone.

We'll take the magic with us,
There was enough for everyone!
So that under the decorated Christmas tree,
Only ringing laughter was heard.

Father Frost:

Now that's a different matter.
We go to the party boldly!
We will entertain everyone,
Let's sing songs and dance!

1 Presenter:

Our guests will be here soon,
In the meantime, let's raise a toast!

(The host suggests filling the glasses and drinking a toast to the assembled company.)

2 Presenter:

Friends, while we wait for guests,
I invite everyone to play an interesting game!

2 Presenter conducts game "Pine Cone".

Players stand in a circle around the tree, and to the music they pass a cedar cone around the circle to each other. Suddenly the music stops, and the player who has the cone in his hands at that moment pulls out a Kinder Surprise egg from the "magic box", which contains a task that he must complete.

Sample tasks to complete:

1. Kiss the presenters on the ear.
2. Cast a magic spell of your own making.
3. Sing the song “A Christmas Tree Was Born in the Forest” to the tune of the song “The Sunny Days Have Disappeared”.
4. Draw a kangaroo.
5. Depict a Caucasian traffic police inspector stopping a violator.
6. Show a sexy doctor, etc.

(The melody of the song We wish you a Marry Christsmans plays, Father Frost, Snow Maiden and the Gnome enter the hall.)

Father Frost:

We got to a wonderful holiday!
Oh, there are so many charming women here!
And quite attractive men,
And a natural blonde has joined you!

(strokes his beard)

Snow Maiden:

Natural blonde -
He is the only one like this in Ustyug!
Both energetic and young,
Everyone wants to dance with you!

(The Snow Maiden gathers everyone into a round dance, all those present stand in a round dance around the tree and sing the song: “The little tree is cold in winter.”)

Father Frost (addresses the participants of the feast):

Let us fill our glasses with wine,
The Gnome offers us a fun game!

Dwarf is having fun game "Icicle".
The participants stand in a circle. The gnome gives an icicle (it can be made of foil, of shiny self-adhesive paper) to the first player. The task is that each player must first pass the icicle around the circle to his neighbor under the arm (without hands), then under the cheekbones (hands cannot be used), then between the legs. The game is fun.

(Santa Claus announces a dance break, everyone dances.)

1 Presenter:

Friends, with a splash of wine
And the clink of glasses,
We are the Old Year
Today we are seeing you off!

2 Presenter:

We invite you to the table, gentlemen,
Beautiful words sound,
The chief wizard congratulates,
Promises much happiness to everyone!

Father Frost:

The chimes will strike again,
We need to make a wish with you in time:
Good health to all your loved ones,
And avoid huge risks!

Snow Maiden:

Let the pandemic disappear,
There will be happiness in the whole world!
Good luck to all, friends, huge success,
The income is large and immodest.

Dwarf:

Let the New Year take you far away,
Anxiety, confusion and sadness.
Will leave only warmth in hearts,
Friends, it's twelve o'clock!

The New Year's chimes sound, everyone listens to the President's New Year's greetings, congratulates a friend, exchanges gifts. Father Frost announces a New Year's disco. A selection of music plays, everyone dances. The music stops, a Policeman (a girl in a short skirt) enters the hall.

Police officer:

I went on a night raid,
Maintain order,
The sparkle of your lights beckoned me,
And I went to the party!

Even though I am a guardian of order,
But I’ll pump a hundred grams,
I'll tell you riddles
And I will reflect it in the protocol!

(The policeman starts asking questions.)

Police officer:

- Why have you all gathered?

Father Frost:

- Let the ringing laughter sound here!