Predictions for the New Year 2025 on pieces of paper: funny and cool for adults and children

On the eve of the New Year 2025, many are probably thinking about how to entertain those gathered at the festive table. One of the simplest and at the same time fun and exciting options for entertainment at the New Year's feast is the game "predictions on pieces of paper", which is suitable for both adults and children.

What does it consist of? It's very simple: come up with various kind and funny predictions, write them down or print them out on pieces of paper, fold them and put them in a bag, hang them on the tree or hide them in some kind of treat, for example, in a cookie. If you don't have time to come up with predictions or few come to mind, you can use our selection. To make it easier and faster for you to find the predictions you're interested in, we've divided them into 5 groups: funny, cool, for children, for adults, and for colleagues.

Funny predictions

  • Luck will bite you by the tail.
  • Finally, you will see the light and see your love.
  • You'll become a fool with a pike ring.
  • On New Year's Eve you'll get drunk... on love.
  • You will open the law of happiness and a bottle of champagne.
  • In the New Year you will lose everything... unnecessary.
  • You will soar in love like an astronaut in zero gravity.
  • You will win the World Smile Championship.
  • You will become the captain of the ship "Victory".
  • You will be the king of the mountain of Success.
  • This year you will finally become whole... Your other half is waiting for you.
  • Your loved one will borrow your happiness and return it with interest.
  • If you do root, it will only be for your favorite team.
  • You will die and be resurrected from love.

  • The Snow Queen will kidnap you and you will melt her icy heart.
  • You will not go to the mountain. The mountain of treasures will come to you.
  • The grandmothers at the entrance will only say good things about you all year long.
  • You will sail the ocean of love on the ship "Happiness".
  • A bird of happiness will build a nest in your house.
  • You will guess the melody of love from the first note.
  • This year you will be bitter... at the wedding.

You will catch a goldfish
And ask her for a smile.

You'll find it under the tree.
Laughter is ringing with happiness.

You will catch a lovely bird,
Which you will have to marry.

Why do you need Paris?
You will fly to the moon!

You will not catch a goldfish in your net,
And the beautiful, mischievous mermaid.

You lie down on the carpet,
Having celebrated the New Year with great enthusiasm,
And you will wake up near Comoros,
After all, that carpet is an airplane.

The New Year tree speaks,
That the star will light up on the count of three,
And you will arrange your dreams on the shelves,
But first, wipe off the dust.

Funny predictions

  • This year you will be getting married...
  • You will catch a golden whale.
  • All the presents under the tree are yours.
  • You'll freeze your nose and lips when you kiss the Snow Maiden.
  • Kiss a frog and it will... kiss you back.
  • You will defeat the snake, but you will not become a snake yourself.
  • Love the goat and wean him off drinking from his hoof.
  • The one sitting on the left is secretly in love with you... and the one on the right too.
  • They will invite you to the “Field of Miracles”... to the village.

  • Don't ask the cuckoo how long you have left to live... Ask how many children she will give you.
  • This year, you and the sofa will have a good rest from each other.
  • If a black cat crosses your path, don't panic, just wait for a white one and calmly continue on your way.
  • You'll try all the dishes and drinks on the holiday table and you'll like everything... except the numbers on the scale and the hangover.
  • You get the best part of the cake - the cherry.
  • On New Year's Eve you'll fall asleep in a salad and wake up in chocolate.
  • Santa Claus will bring you a gift... which you asked him for as a child.
  • Become Spider-Man. Just stay away from the black widows...
  • To avoid trouble, do not look into the eyes of a green snake.

You will find the sword-kladenets -
And all snakes are finished.

Santa Claus will praise you for last year,
He'll drink all the champagne and quietly leave.

You will go to bed with the gentle Snow Maiden,
And you'll wake up with a rude snow woman.

If you fall asleep under a tree in the park,
You'll be a gift for the patrolman.

You will see a miracle on New Year's Eve -
A flying sandwich with the butter facing up.

In the year of the Snake, if you are not a thief,
Your headdress will be intact.

Tomorrow you will find it under the tree
Only cones and needles.

Dreaming about the princess,
If you kiss the frog,
And, dispelling the ancient darkness,
She will turn into... an old woman.

You will receive a gift from your grandfather with ears.
And the set includes a carrot and a shed for the boat,
And also a lifebuoy, oars and fins,
After all, it won’t be Frost who will come to see you, but Mazai.

Predictions for adults

  • You will believe in Santa Claus.
  • You will be as happy as a child.
  • Snow Maiden will melt from your love.
  • This year you will finally grow up.
  • On New Year's Eve you'll choke on an unexpected proposal.
  • You will have to buy a garage for a new and expensive car.
  • This year the weather in the house will only be pleasant.
  • This night will be unforgettable.
  • Your family and friends will be proud of you in the New Year.
  • On New Year's Eve you will forget about everything bad.

  • Think about increasing your living space this year.
  • You won't be sick after New Year's Eve.
  • This year you will make a luxurious renovation in your apartment.
  • You will be a welcome guest in any home.
  • The neighbors will not make noise all year round.
  • You will return to childhood in a dream and wake up happy.
  • You will receive answers to all your questions.
  • You'll live to see your great-grandchildren at least.
  • You will forget about your enemies, and they will not remember you.
  • Love is your element. You are in it like a fish in water. Don't leave it.
  • Old friendships will only grow stronger in the New Year 2025.

Don't be sad on New Year's Eve
Let love into your heart.

A huge income awaits you,
Many rooms in the new house.

The New Year's stars prophesy:
You will achieve everything you want.

You will become a strong support for the family,
And no one will argue for sure.

Your path through life will be long and smooth,
Love is mutual, and work is fruitful.

Forgive the old year for its offenses,
New happiness looms on the way.

My husband will give me a necklace
And whisper in your ear: lovely.

New Year, like a beautiful rose,
An angel will give you a gift at midnight,
And tears of happiness will appear,
And there will be no sorrows or troubles.

Don't anger fate,
Get married
And be happy,
Having given birth to three children.

Predictions for colleagues

  • You will grow up to be a big and strong boss.
  • This year you will have your own office.
  • You'll put all your competitors to shame.
  • You will have an unforgettable vacation.
  • You will want to go to work.
  • You'll find out what a salary increase smells like.
  • You can't climb the career ladder, you'll take the elevator.
  • If you get rejected, it will only be at the registry office.
  • A business trip awaits you... on vacation.
  • You'll rack your brains over how to spend a bonus with seven zeros.
  • You'll spend a lot of time at work this year. And time is money.
  • You will exceed the plan for counting steps on the career ladder.
  • This year you will sit for a long time... in the boss's chair.
  • There isn't enough room in the bank to store your salary... so you'll have to buy a barrel.
  • The corporate party promises a pleasant surprise.
  • Your colleagues will envy you with nothing but white envy.
  • Grow a money tree at work.
  • Your employer will turn into a golden antelope.
  • Old man Hottabych will become your subordinate.
  • Your boss will be as kind as Leopold the Cat, but don't forget that he has a "beast" side.

You will fly to the Caribbean
Relax and spend your profits.

You will get a new position.
And your life will immediately become better.

A successful year awaits you,
Money, fame and honor.

If you are tired and don’t feel like working,
You, like hiccups, blamed the work on Fedot.

In the morning, gloomy and angry, you come to work before everyone else...
On a day off. But friendly laughter will add more days to everyone.

The turkeys and chickens will run away,
But you will find a forge of valuable personnel.

Don't go for the kettle
To the chief's office.

It will flow like a river during working hours
Creativity comes from your head,
You will click any tasks like seeds
And rake in the salary with a shovel.

Waiting for you at your favorite job
An unprecedented extreme,
The takeoff will take your breath away
Through a career to steep heights.

Predictions for children

  • The number five will haunt you all year, especially at school.
  • You will love porridge more than candy.
  • Your dad will become your personal Santa Claus.
  • You won't go to school tomorrow.
  • They won't make you go to bed early today.
  • This year you will have a brother or sister.
  • This year you will have a dog and Carlson.
  • You won't get sick from ice cream in the New Year.
  • Today Father Frost and Snow Maiden will come to you and give you a Snake.
  • In the New Year everyone will want to be friends with you.
  • If you behave well all year, your parents will buy you whatever you want.
  • If you eat porridge and study well all year, you will grow up big and strong and become whoever you want to be.

  • You learn a lot of new things at school.
  • During the winter holidays, grandma will cook for you whatever you want.
  • If you build a snowman, he will bring you gifts from Santa Claus.
  • For New Year's you will get the biggest and most delicious chocolate bar.
  • You will win all games and competitions.
  • All cotton wool this year will be only sweet.
  • Today all the kefir and compote will turn into cola.
  • You will be the most accurate at throwing snowballs.
  • Don't rush to grow up - you'll have time.
  • Mom and Dad will be there and will help if needed.

If you cut out beautiful snowflakes for everyone,
Then you will receive a packet of chewing gum.

You will get a sweet lollipop,
After all, you are an expert at reading poetry.

Soon you will have to go to your grandmother,
Pancakes, jam and fritters are waiting for you.

You will have many toys,
If you eat an apple and a pear.

If you get dirty and misbehave,
Grandfather Frost will not turn his sleigh towards us.

If you drink all the compote,
You won't sleep through the New Year.

If you eat a lot of semolina porridge
And learn your lessons on time,
You will become cooler than Superman, no cheating,
You will be able to teach all the villains a lesson.

Good Santa Claus
Will bring you a carrot,
So that you grow faster
And finished school on time.