Cool statuses for New Year 2025 with meaning

Social networks and messengers have become an integral part of our lives. Nowadays, almost every person uses the Internet and a smartphone. Everyone has a personal page on Odnoklassniki, Vkontakte, Telegram, Whatsapp or Viber. Social networks allow us to always stay in touch and be part of this Internet community.

In social networks we share thoughts and joyful moments of our lives. We also watch our friends, relatives and acquaintances with interest.

On this page we have collected for you statuses for the New Year 2025 with meaning. They are suitable for different purposes. Choose the one that suits you and place it on your page!

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Beautiful New Year statuses

 

May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve... And may God grant that you find yourself at home at that moment!

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Every year ends happily - it ends with the New Year.

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The most important gift that every New Year gives us is hope for the best.

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I love winter and the feeling that the holidays are approaching... The days before New Year... The days of wishes coming true, faith in miracles and fairy tales!

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New Year's happiness is a special kind of treasure, a pearl that we find as children and keep until old age.

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Every person is the smith of his own happiness. I want the best anvil for myself for the New Year... I want to forge myself boundless happiness, a sea of love and joy...

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I don’t want anything for the New Year except one thing – to be next to you and kiss you when the chimes ring.

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New Year... I want a holiday, cappuccino and chocolate. And to send away all the endless "musts".

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Pre-New Year weather, pre-holiday bustle, snow outside the windows...

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What awaits us in the New Year? - I don't know yet, but I'm sure we'll get lucky!

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New Year's charm - Christmas trees, lights, tangerines, festively smiling people and a good mood!

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In connection with the arrival of the New Year, the country is undergoing a general mandarinization!

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On New Year's Eve, all wishes have special power. It's a time of gifts and wishes coming true!

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I don't want a Christmas tree, or presents, or all this holiday chaos. Just my beloved on this magical night -
he was there and hugged me tightly...

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Adults need a fairy tale more than children. It is for them that the New Year was invented.

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New Year… Life goes on!

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New Year... Time of miracles. A ghostly opportunity appears to touch with your lips the one your heart has long kissed.

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I want, like in childhood, to believe in a New Year's fairy tale, make a wish with the hope that it will come true and wait for a miracle on New Year's Eve! 9

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The season of "Don't touch it, it's for New Year!" is declared open!

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The waiting mode for a New Year's miracle and magic is on.

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Soon, with these smartphones, we won’t be celebrating the New Year, but updating it.

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Snow falling in big, big flakes, and I'm walking hand in hand with my beloved - that's my whole New Year's wish.

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May the New Year bring you 365 reasons for joy and happiness!

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To catch a good mood and not let it go – these are my plans for this wonderful New Year.

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The longest night is from December 31 to January 9.

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A New Year's wish is your last hope if what you really want can't be bought with money.

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Dear Santa Claus, please put a piece of happiness under my Christmas tree for the New Year.

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The main miracle of the New Year is that everyone begins to believe in miracles.

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New Year is the time to get charged with a great mood!

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New Year is coming soon! May you all have someone nearby who will peel your tangerines...

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You wait for winter not only because of snow and New Year. In winter you believe in miracles and fairy tales about love a little more!

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The season of excuses "Let's do it after the New Year" is declared open!

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The happiest happiness is New Year with your loved one.

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Every year ends happily - it ends with the New Year!

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New Year is a sad parting with old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones.

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Every tangerine has the soul of the New Year under its skin...

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I want New Year. I want garlands, a Christmas tree, magic. I want new intrigues, hopes, desires. I want a sense of celebration!

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Until the New Year, all that remains is to… figure out how to live on.

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New Year. Time for promises and faith that everything will be better, easier and happier. It is a holiday of hope for the best.

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New Year's mood is when you are happy to see even those who have made the wrong door.

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Prepare for the New Year thoroughly! Don't forget to move the scales back!

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Pre-New Year days... Days of wishes coming true, faith in miracles...

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I thought of a cool gift for myself for the New Year. I just couldn't figure out who would spend so much money on me.

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If in the morning you feel that you have celebrated the New Year incorrectly, you need to celebrate it again.

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The city is reaching for the New Year - more and more lights, decorations, light and music, closer and closer to magic.

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By the New Year, you need to learn the phrase: "Where am I?" in the most popular languages. You never know how things will turn out...

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Another New Year in your life - an exciting anticipation of a miracle, a cozy Christmas tree, lights, gifts...

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New Year is a reason to leave some people in the old way.

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I wish everyone in the coming New Year not to miss out on their happiness with a mouse!

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December is the fastest month. The New Year is hurrying it up!

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The tangerines are in use, which means New Year is coming soon!

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Every person is the smith of his own happiness. I want the best anvil for myself for the New Year... I want to forge myself boundless happiness, a sea of love and joy! 9

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The shortest day of the year is January 1st: you wake up and it’s already dark outside.

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There are a lot of options for where I will celebrate the New Year: at home, at home or at home, or maybe at home, or at worst - at home.

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If the air smells of fir trees and tangerines, then it is...
For women - to a new dress,
For men - to a party,
For children - for gifts!

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May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve... And may you be home at that moment!

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I wish you to be healthy all year long! I wish you all warmth of soul! May you always be lucky in all your affairs! Love, money and goodness!

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If you make a wish on New Year's Eve, it will of course come true, but it is so difficult to formulate it at this time!

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Don't forget to put your smartphone away at 11:55 pm on December 31, make a wish and celebrate the New Year!

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New Year is a sad parting with old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones.

Congratulatory statuses in verse

Snowflakes are swirling in the New Year,
And all dreams come true,
Let it happen in life,
What I've been dreaming about for a long time!

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Let the New Year be under the tree
He'll bring a wad of money
And good luck, little knot,
And a big bag of love!

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Let good things happen,
Let miracles come,
And all dreams come true.
Happy New Year everyone! Hooray!

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Happy New Year!
May he be happy,
Peace, goodness, love and joy
Let it carry into every home!

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New opportunities, new ideas,
There are wonderful, reliable friends nearby!
May the New Year be the best ever,
Kind, cheerful and very lucky!

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Happy New Year! Life is beautiful!
Let the holiday bring you happiness,
Miracle, joy, ringing laughter,
Beauty, love, success!

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Let it be a New Year's holiday
Light comes into hearts,
Kindness, warmth, health,
Good luck and good luck!

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The Christmas tree sparkles merrily,
New Year is coming,
May he fulfill your wishes,
The sea of happiness will bring!

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Let this year give you
A bright take-off of new plans!
And love, health, happiness
He gives you a bonus!

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May the new year be wonderful,
Successful, easy, interesting.
May all your wishes come true
And generously filled life with happiness!

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I wish to take it with me into the New Year
Love, dreams, pleasant moments.
And let the holiday bring with it
More strength, health, inspiration!

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Snowflakes fall silently,
And the heart is really waiting for a miracle.
Let it be kind, the best
The New Year has come today!

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Happy New Year! A miracle fairy tale
Let your home be filled!
And always warmth and joy,
Let kindness reign in him!

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The clink of glasses is heard
New Year is about to burst in!
He will destroy all problems!
And it will increase your luck!

Новый год 2025I congratulate you with all my heart!
I wish you health and happiness,
More happy days,
And let love live in your heart,
Let the smile never leave your face,
Make fewer mistakes,
And to live life without any troubles at all.
Wishing you many years of success!
Happy New Year!

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To the sound of the clock,
To the sounds of a waltz
On New Year's Eve
We wish again
Raise a glass
For peace and happiness,
Hope, faith and love!

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Winter is a bright, kind time.
It's time for magical snowflakes and happiness.
In winter, the doors open for the New Year!
Let there be an atmosphere of warmth in the family!

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Friends, I wish you a Happy New Year,
I want to wish you love and happiness!
On all roads in any weather
May God's grace protect you!

Statuses with meaning for the New Year 2025

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Part with the past irrevocably, it will never happen again...
That's it... And the chimes strike again... Let's start a new page!

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Every year ends happily - it ends with the New Year.

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May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve... And may God grant that you find yourself at home at that moment!

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New Year is a sad parting with old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones.

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Let the New Year be as kind as your mother’s voice!

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I want cappuccino and chocolate.
Send to hell... all the endless "musts". Hang the garland in the most visible place.
And celebrate "another best day" together.

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I don’t want anything for the New Year except to be next to you and kiss you at the stroke of midnight on December 31 at 23:59 and on January 1 at 00:01.

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As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want can't be bought with money.

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The best New Year's gifts under the tree are not to be found. They are family, children, friends and the person you love.

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It is the way people are made that on New Year's Eve we forget everything that was and wait for what will be.

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Two steps away from the New Year
Miracles and surprises await us.
And it doesn't matter what the weather is like:
Be happy… here and now!

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May the New Year bring you 365 reasons for joy and happiness!

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At heart, we all remain children, at least one day a year, when we expect a miracle from Santa Claus!

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New Year. Time for promises and faith that in the morning everything will start anew, will become better and happier.

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The most important gift that every New Year gives us is hope for the best.

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I decided that I won't expect anything at all in the New Year. I already have everything. I'll just live. Just for myself. Just for my own pleasure. And what is destined will come by itself.

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Tomorrow is the first page of a 365-page book. Write it well.

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The house smells of tangerines
The spruce tree sparkles with lights…
And dad will wash off his makeup in the bathroom.
And he will quietly say: “Daughter, believe...

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May those I love be the happiest in the NEW YEAR!

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May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!

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New Year is a time of miracles, and adults sometimes need a fairy tale more than children.

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On New Year's Eve, all wishes have special power.

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Each... even the smallest tangerine... has the soul of the New Year under its skin...

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Somewhere far away is MY New Year!
MY holiday, MY happiness, MY childhood...
I am in memory, from everyday worries,
I come there to warm my soul...

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Dear Grandfather Frost, for the New Year, put a piece of happiness under my tree...180 cm tall, please.

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New Year is coming again
We believe in fairy tales for a short time,
And so naively we wait for a hint,
To understand ourselves.

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I would leave a lot behind in the outgoing year: lying and unpleasant people, loud words and unfulfilled promises, fake friends and obsessive admirers, numerous phone numbers and unnecessary addresses. My fears and self-doubt, doubts and shattered hopes... I would probably easily part with everyone and everything... The only thing I would like to take with me into the New Year is your love...

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Take all the troubles away,
The old year is leaving!
New - give me free traffic
Good luck - no adversity!

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Let our loved ones be near in the New Year! May God give us the opportunity to touch with our lips the one whom our hearts have long kissed.

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It's raining like it's May, lots of mud and water, only thunder is missing - let's go there! The Christmas tree is shining with lights, people are drinking champagne, every year it's funnier, we're celebrating the New Year!

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Here in the USSR we had real holidays on New Year's - parents went to work on January 2, and we had freedom.

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Very soon, winter will wake up,
will cover your streets with snow
and will burst into the calm of the cities
the familiar smell of fir needles...

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I want December 31st. There are snowdrifts outside the window. Mom is cutting Olivier salad in the kitchen, Dad has gone to get a Christmas tree, and I am 8, I draw them postcards with snowflakes and believe in miracles.

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Snow... Adults say it's frozen water, but children know better: these are little stars with the magical taste of the New Year.

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Decorate the Christmas tree, forget all the grievances, hug those who are dear to you more often and most importantly remember that December is a little Magic!

Cool short statuses for VK

I'm ready for you, 2025.

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For your information, this is all from last year.

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Trust the magic of a new beginning.

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If you liked it last year, wait, because it will pass quickly. If you didn't like it this year, wait, because it will pass soon.

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Let's drink to the New Year and another chance to do it right.

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A year ago I couldn’t even imagine my life as it is now.

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Let 2025 be the year you break free from all the troubles.

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What comes will be better than what is happening.

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I can't believe it's been a year since I've gotten better.

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Wanted some smart status? This is so last year's.

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May all your problems be as long as your promises.

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Every beginning begins with someone's end.

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I hope the New Year starts brightly and shines all year long.

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You are never too old to reinvent yourself.

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See you next year.

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This will be our year.

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There's no such thing as too much glitter on New Year's Eve.

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365 days, 365 excuses.

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My New Year's resolution is to stop talking to people who ask about my New Year's resolutions.

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It's never too late to be who you can be.

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Every time you're afraid to do something, do it. Make mistakes next year and beyond.

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This year I promise to be more optimistic, so that my glass is half full.

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Happy New Pandemic Year!

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The best is yet to come.

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I am dedicating this year to myself.

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Watch out 2025, I'm coming to you.

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The best time for a new beginning is now.

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Keep the smile, leave the tears, hold the laughter, leave the pain, think about joy, forget about fear and be happy because it's a new year. Happy 2025!

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12 months to the best version of yourself.

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Celebrating 2025 in style!

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This is the beginning of everything we want.

New Year statuses in prose (in your own words)

I want the New Year to come soon!!!... So that at exactly midnight I can go outside... look at the sky... and, catching the snow with my lips, realize... Life goes on!

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I love winter and the feeling that the holidays are approaching... The days before New Year... The days of wishes coming true, faith in miracles and fairy tales!

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The time of miracles and magic is approaching... I love this holiday!

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On New Year's Eve, Santa Claus will bring gifts only to those who believe and wait for their miracle! Hurry to make a wish and believe - it will definitely come true!

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New Year is always a hope for something good. It is a dream of happiness. It is a trembling expectation that the coming year will certainly be better than the previous one, and all troubles, disappointments and sorrows will remain in the past. It is on New Year's Eve, more than ever, that you want to believe that all your most secret and crazy desires will definitely come true.

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I want December 31st. There are snowdrifts outside the window. Mom is cutting Olivier salad in the kitchen, Dad has gone to get a Christmas tree, and I am 8, I draw them postcards with snowflakes and believe in miracles.

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Anticipation of a holiday is always pleasant and exciting, especially if it is New Year!

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The anticipation of the New Year awakens the child in me... Just like when you woke up in the morning as a child and wanted to see a Christmas tree with presents under it... You wanted to play snowballs and eat snow and not think about getting sick.

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That magical moment when it’s winter outside, cold, dark and the end of the year, but in your soul it’s warm, light, cozy and you’re expecting a miracle.

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There are three periods in a man’s life: when he believes in Santa Claus, when he doesn’t, and when he himself is Santa Claus!

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Let our loved ones be near in the New Year! May God give us the opportunity to touch with our lips the one whom our hearts have long kissed.

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At any age, the birth of a new year is the best time for a festive greeting.

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It's good to earn money in an unfamiliar place, and it's good to celebrate the New Year in a familiar place.

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I decided to celebrate New Year's Eve ahead of schedule - I ate Olivier salad and watched Yolki. I'm definitely in a New Year's mood now.

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The Christmas truth is that we are never alone, our family and friends are with us.

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On New Year's Eve, we forget what was and wait for what will be. But the past is always with us. It tries to interfere with the present.

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With every tangerine you eat, you bring the New Year closer by 3 minutes and improve your immunity!

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The New Year is associated - and this is not a joke or an exaggeration - with the fear of almost all women to spend this night alone. As if it is on this night that a woman must be with a man.

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Every day the mood level increases. And by December 31st it will reach its highest point - 40 degrees!

Новый год 2025On social networks, some people still have the status “Happy New Year!”, I’m even afraid to ask… “is it alive or not”?

Proverbs and sayings for statuses

  • New Year is the turn to spring.
  • Cold does not tolerate hunger.
  • You can't get enough food in a day for a year.
  • One year ends, another begins.
  • A fool celebrates the New Year worse than before each time
  • A year is not a week: everything will happen, but not now.
  • One day threw a year onto the bones.
  • He won't become poor in a year, but he can become poor in a day.
  • There is no winter without frost.
  • Whether you like it or not, it's not coming for Christmas, but for Easter.
  • Father Frost grabs the lazy one by the nose, but takes off his hat in front of the nimble one.
  • To live a year is not to live a century.
  • December ends the year and begins winter.
  • Protect your nose from Grandpa in severe frost.
  • The month of January is the ruler of winter.
  • February is full of snowstorms, and March is full of drizzle.
  • Boasting is like a firecracker: you fire it, and there's nothing left.
  • The Veil did not cover it, and neither will Christmas.
  • Where the night spends the night, the year goes on.
  • But still, Snegurochka is superior in beauty.
  • She didn’t walk or show off - neither at Christmas nor at Maslenitsa, but God brought her during Lent.
  • With my sweetheart, a year will seem like an hour.
  • No matter how you wash yourself, you won't be whiter than a snowman.
  • If snow falls on the blanket, it means happiness for the young.
  • Without a year, a year with a day.
  • Life is like a Christmas garland - as soon as one light bulb burns out, all the others go out.
  • Nowadays, there are no more leashes, and there is no money, everyone is hiding.

Christmas statuses

  • It doesn’t matter what the weather is like outside on this Christmas night: a snowstorm, frost or clear skies, the main thing is that our souls and hearts are warm and cozy!
  • Christmas is a holiday when you feel all the spiritual purity and harmony of the soul and the world.
  • On the first Christmas, the Lord took a step towards us. May many take a step towards God this Christmas.
  • Christmas is a time of miracles and wishes coming true! May all your wishes come true, but leave room for next Christmas!
  • It doesn’t matter what kind of Christmas you celebrate – Catholic or Orthodox – what matters is what your heart feels…
  • At Christmas, angels sing in the sky and the stars light the way. 🙏
  • Merry Christmas! May the light shine in your home and love warm your hearts!
  • The Christmas star has lit up and the houses are filled with warmth! Merry Christmas! 🌟
  • I want it to be like when I was a child, Christmas and for everyone to be at home! For mom to be nearby!
  • The Christmas table is the most important one of the year! Have a delicious Christmas! 🤗
  • I can't sleep today and I'm hoping for a miracle!
  • How can you sleep on a night like this? 😱
  • It's time for Christmas fortune telling! It's both scary and curious!
  • The magic of Christmas is the most magical! I want to become part of the old events for at least a moment! 🏰
  • The harmony and purity of a festive morning enchants and captivates.
  • I want to see an angel on the Christmas tree and tell him my cherished wish! 👼
  • Christmas is a time to forgive, believe, hope, love.
  • Christmas is coming, walking across the planet, giving light and grace to people. 😌
  • Today is a bright, magical day! Smile! Christmas!
  • Christmas gives birth to miracles! Miracles give birth to faith! 🙏
  • I believe in Christmas again and love it! It's like I've come back to life!
  • Christmas has enveloped everything in its magical blanket of light and warmth. 😍
  • Christmas stars are little angels of hope and goodness.
  • Christmas lights should be burning in your soul all year round! ✨
  • Let the Christmas candle of hope burn and never go out in our hearts! 🕯

Funny post-new year statuses

There are… 365 days left until the New Year!

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Until January 7th - chic...
On the eighth I looked into my wallet - shock!

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New Year's holidays are like renovations: the end result is very different from the original idea.

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— What did they give you for New Year?
— A bag of weekends…

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I'm lying on the bed, almost dead.
It seems I'm a glutton, a drunkard and a spendthrift!
I'm afraid there won't be enough strength or resources
Celebrate the Old New Year with dignity.
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Waking up after the New Year holidays is like being hit in the face with fifteen Mondays at once.

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We celebrated the New Year perfectly! Today it is impossible to look at three things: tangerines, chocolate, alcohol…

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New Year is funny,
If there was no pressure,
And I didn't shake from a hangover
Half of the population.

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Returning to work after the New Year holidays is like meeting classmates after many years: everyone has gained a little weight and is very happy to see each other. And most importantly, everyone has something to tell!

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For our good fortune, or perhaps for our misfortune
The seconds fly by quickly.
It's so good that New Year only comes ONCE a year,
After all, drinking so much twice is unbearable.

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The body is sleeping, it is tired, because yesterday it was drinking. The brain is also not up to the body, its parts are sleeping quietly. The tongue is sleeping irrevocably, and yesterday it was carefree, it skillfully talked nonsense, but by the morning everything was numb. And the stomach is sleeping tired, the only thing missing was an ulcer. Only the liver is not sleeping - it was necessary to drink so much!

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Dear Santa Claus, take back all your gifts, and in exchange erase my memory of the entire New Year's Eve. And, if you have time, take away the feeling of shame as well.

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Well, that's the end of the holidays, well done to those who haven't become alcoholics!
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This week is remembered vaguely.
And, it seems, you told me this morning,
Today is January 7th - that's strange...
Tell me again, has the sixth already happened?

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January 1st is Valentine's Day for mineral water.

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The New Year celebrations were a success, and carefree faces of passersby can be seen lying here and there.

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Gloomy faces with pale skin...
Festal, mezim - everything is used.
Pickle soup is also popular.
The country celebrated the New Year...

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You are definitely lucky if your morning on the first of January started on the second…
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In Russia, on January 1-2, ambulances pump out people who have overindulged, on the 4-5th - those who have overeaten, and on the 7-8th - those who have been poisoned.

Новый год 2025

From the explanatory note: “I didn’t come to work on January 2nd because I thought that I had come…”

Новый год 2025

January personnel changes in companies are echoes of December corporate parties.

Новый год 2025

Morning of January 1st.
— What happened yesterday?
- Well, it's New Year.
- Aaa... And which one?

Новый год 2025

New Year's sign: if a week after the holiday the guests still haven't left, it means that the hosts...

Новый год 2025

Now the New Year has already passed its day,
A medal for those who survived! And this is no joke!

Новый год 2025

You never know what date it will be on the morning of January 1st.

Новый год 2025

How lonely and destitute people feel now, who celebrated at a party or in a club, came home, and there is NOTHING TO FINISH THE FAMILY

Новый год 2025

Post-New Year...I'm already drinking tea...but still in one gulp...

Новый год 2025

Why is there no old New Year holidays after the Old New Year?

Новый год 2025

It had to happen. And it finally happened - the New Year's food in the fridge ran out.

Новый год 2025

- Well, did you see out the old year?
— We saw him off, but he’s already returned several times with a half-liter bottle.

Новый год 2025

The holidays are ending, people are sobering up. I've only seen two drunks lately, and I was one of them.

Новый год 2025

It would be better if we celebrated New Year not in winter, but in summer. Then we would not go to work for 10 days, for example, in July.

Новый год 2025

The use of facial recognition in the phone turned out to be a failure. On January 1, half of Russians' phones refused to recognize their owners.

Новый год 2025

Silence level on January 1: you can hear your upstairs neighbors' phones vibrating.

Новый год 2025

The period after the New Year holidays is the peak of sales of floor scales - girls are sure that their scales began to show the wrong weight.

Новый год 2025

Get up, huge country, finish your salads.
Новый год 2025

We've come to this! Almost all the products in the stores are from last year! What is Rospotrebnadzor looking at!

Прикольные статусы на Новый год 2025 - красивые, со смыслом

Новый год 2025

And in the following days
I'm so happy this morning,
What they didn't eat
Half a bucket of Olivier salad.

Новый год 2025

New Year has passed, now summer is mine, please!
Новый год 2025

From the story of a supermarket security guard:
“January 6th… Well, thank God, they started buying snacks.”

Новый год 2025

Entry in work record: dismissed based on the results of the New Year's corporate party.

Новый год 2025

Then only New Year will pass, when you finish all the salads.

Новый год 2025

The glasses will ring, the fireworks will thunder,
I'll wake up in one of last year's dishes.

Новый год 2025

Happy is not the one whose table is bursting with food and alcohol, but the one who knows the secret of surviving the New Year holidays with a home All inclusive.

Новый год 2025

Well, here we go, our New Year has begun. The countdown has begun! Good luck to everyone at the start and to the finish!

Новый год 2025

The mystery of the Tunguska meteorite pales in comparison to the enigma of a man buying pasta, vinegar, a bottle of non-alcoholic beer and a bunch of clothespins at a store on January 1 at 9 a.m.
Новый год 2025

Starting a new life with the New Year in Russia means January 11th.

Новый год 2025

People who were last online on December 31st, are you even alive?

Новый год 2025

Every New Year began a new life, but it did not last long, because one had to live.

Новый год 2025

December 31:
— I'll have four whiskeys at zero seven, caviar and three kilograms of beef for steaks.

January 2:
— What do you mean, salt is 16 rubles? It was 14.5!

Новый год 2025

After the New Year holidays there are two troubles - a mirror and scales.

Новый год 2025

New Year's holidays are when you go to the kitchen for tea and at the same time eat a bowl of Olivier salad.

Новый год 2025

It seems like people started to “move away”,
But there is nothing to calm him down with,
After all, the Old New Year is coming soon.
It's like a coup de grace to the liver.

Новый год 2025

During the New Year holidays the most common question in Russia is:
- What date is today?

Новый год 2025

Greetings to all who survived New Year's Eve!!! Can anyone advise me what to do? I can't eat anymore, and my mouth is still chewing!

Новый год 2025

After the New Year, only fingerprints will remain in your wallet...

Новый год 2025

Those who don’t drink on New Year’s don’t know how delicious tap water is on the morning of January 1st!

Новый год 2025

I love this post-New Year's bustle - some are finishing their Olivier salad, some are lying under a drip.
Новый год 2025

Well, did you start a new life with the New Year? No problem, you'll try again in a year.

Новый год 2025

Everyone expects a miracle on New Year's Eve... But in the morning only a hangover comes.