Funny poems for gifts for the New Year 2025 under the tree

The New Year holiday is approaching us every day. In December, we begin to actively prepare for it. The year 2025 according to the eastern calendar will pass under the sign of the Green Wooden Snake. Astrologers believe that the year under the patronage of this reptile will be one of the most successful in recent times for every inhabitant of the planet!

New Year is a family holiday! It should be celebrated in the circle of the closest relatives and friends. In order for the holiday to be fun and interesting, it is necessary to carefully prepare for it.

We suggest including in the script the presentation of funny symbolic gifts to all guests and make this process original. Small presents can be given after reading humorous poems.

On this page you will find funny poems for cool gifts and prizes for the New Year 2025. Choose a suitable selection, print it out on a printer and read the poems at the party.

Poems for gifts from the symbol of the year of the Snake

Poems for gifts from the symbol of 2025 - Snake:

New Year 2025

Here is the symbol of the year – the wise Snake!
Now he is coming into your hands.
It brings happiness throughout the year!
And for the delight of soft games.

(Soft toy "Green Snake")

New Year 2025

Hypnotically alluring
This fabulous magnet!
So that there is no hassle with the Snake
Live a happy life this year!

(Fridge magnet with a New Year's snake)

New Year 2025

Here is a blanket from the Snake for you!
To make it softer and warmer!
So that happiness would caress and purr.
And so that there is always prey!

(Cover)

New Year 2025

Happy new year
A notebook for taking notes!
It's vintage, very important,
Because it's paper!

(Notebook with Snake)

New Year 2025

Both in the family and at a party
It's hard to do without a mug!
This beast protects!
Drink and believe without a doubt!

(Mug with a Snake)

 

Poems for the gift of New Year's dishes

Funny New Year's predictions for a corporate party

Tableware as a gift for the New Year 2025:

New Year 2025

My gift is simply a miracle.
You can't do without it.
Everyone knows - without dishes
Our life is impossible.

I'm handing it to you now
A gift needed for a meal.
It will taste better with it, I know,
Breakfast, dinner and lunch!

New Year 2025

Dishes are always useful in the house,
Will allow you to invite guests.
It's quite romantic on her,
You can post your own dishes.

I give away a set of this tableware,
I believe I will get to the invited dinner.
I wish peace to your home,
And always delicious food.

New Year 2025

I give you the dishes with all my heart,
So that when you use it, you remember us,
I want to wish you from the bottom of my heart,
May you know only happiness and love in life.

And let the dishes sometimes break for good luck,
And let it ring when it's time for dinner,
We will always remember you with a smile,
Don't let this dish go to waste!

New Year 2025

So that food gives pleasure,
To please the eye more often,
So that it is always convenient for you to eat,
I'm giving you a set of dishes now!

Take care of this valuable dish,
After all, it will decorate weekdays and feasts!
Enjoy every minute of it
Since this most wonderful time!

New Year 2025

Congratulations, but I won't,
Too much to talk about.
I give you dishes,
To cook food in it!

I wish you delicious dishes,
The appetite is just great,
I promise to come
I come to visit you every time,

When you cook something
You are in my vessel,
I hope you can definitely do it
You can create masterpieces in it!

New Year 2025

My friend, my eternal "Durassel",
You are so strange, I am hooked on you.
And I give you a whole set of dishes,
Just so that we have what we need,
After all, you have already beaten everything that you found everywhere,
Now it will be easier, we will eat from this one.

New Year 2025

Will fill with happiness,
Your kitchen, the whole house,
And it will fill you with luck,
Everyone sitting at the table!

This excellent dishware,
I proudly give it to you,
I myself will be incredibly happy,
When it shines on the table!

New Year 2025

Dishes are necessary in everyday life,
It is always necessary,
I give it to you today,
Practical, she is beautiful.

Let it be able to brighten up your dinner,
Will delight your eyes with beauty,
It will serve you for many years,
It will please you both hot and cold!

New Year 2025

To set the table
Attractive and wonderful,
I want to present
This glorious dish!

My gift is just awesome,
Both beautiful and practical,
Let it please you now
With its unusual style!

New Year 2025

I give you dishes
With respect and warmth,
Let it be exquisite and wonderful
She will fit into your home.

My gift will come in handy,
When the guests arrive,
Well, if it starts to fight,
Only to happiness and goodness!

New Year 2025

You cook just wonderfully
And you can't take away the skill,
I'm the dishes for your dishes
I'm in a hurry to present it.

Let it contain all masterpieces,
The views attract like a magnet
And, undoubtedly, it causes
Even more appetite!

New Year 2025

I want in your life
There was a place for a miracle,
That's why I gave it to you as a gift
I give you the dishes.

It will break -
So fortunately,
If it survives, good will come,
Don't be sad over a broken cup,
I'll clean up the shards.

The life of dishes is short,
Like spring flowers,
My gift in a package
Let it bring back your dreams.

Get out the plates, cups,
Pour me some hot tea,
Put the gift on the table
And celebrate with your friends.

 

Funny poems for edible gifts

Cool poems for edible gifts for New Year 2025:

New Year 2025

So Tanya started cooking,
I got the best meat.
What should I pepper the dish with?
So as not to upset the guests?
(they give a bag of pepper) 

New Year 2025

May your life not be sweet,
We found something for you.
A very useful thing -
Here's some mustard in a tube!
(they give mustard)

New Year 2025

If you are too lazy to cook, but your stomach is already howling,
Porridge with meat will come in handy to moderate his ardor!
(they give a jar of porridge with meat)

New Year 2025

We give you a bag of nuts,
A fun little joke for you to enjoy in your free time.
Minerals, vitamins,
There is no reason not to love them.
(they give nuts) 

New Year 2025

For love's pleasures
Our nut will come in handy.
He will give you strength,
It will add pleasure.
(they give walnuts) 

New Year 2025

If you invite the cream of society to your dacha,
Don't rely on potatoes, open olives quickly
(they give olives)

New Year 2025

We are giving away a jar of olives now,
So that you surprise us with your dishes.
Solyanka, salads, second courses,
You just need to use your imagination!
(they give olives) 

New Year 2025

For salads or meat
They were incredibly delicious,
Olive oil for you
We give on your birthday!
(olive oil) 

New Year 2025

A useless thing if you take it alone,
But it will be useful for soup, you need to have it in the house.
(tomato paste)

New Year 2025

I want to wish you from the bottom of my heart
A sea of happiness, health, love,
And give you a necklace,
And put it on your shoulders.

Protect him from moths and frost,
In it you meet the dawn and sunset,
When you're hungry, boil it for yourself,
And there is no need for huge expenses.

If sadness and sorrow visit you,
Disperse them with the miracle of miracles,
And sell this wonderful gift,
And buy an expensive Mercedes.
(Pasta beads)

New Year 2025

Necklace of pearls,
I give it to you with all my heart,
And I hope you need it,
Because I love you so much!
As a joke we give a necklace,
Pasta creation!
To stock up on pasta
You had a strategic one!
(Pasta necklace) 

New Year 2025

Necklace of bagels,
Tea in a box, refined sugar.
Delicious! Not a gift!
And what a museum exhibit!
(ABOUTnecklace of bagels)

New Year 2025

To avoid getting sick in winter
For you from flu and colds,
We present a jar of honey,
He's sweet, just wonderful,

Natural, amber color,
I just came back from the apiary,
Enjoy your gift,
Honey is not a hindrance in the household!
(Honey)

New Year 2025

To become an aristocrat,
You don't need a lot of money.
Eat a sandwich with caviar,
Have some coffee and go!
(A jar of caviar)

Funny Poems for Sports Gifts

Poems for handing over sports equipment:

New Year 2025

As a fan you are hot:
I'm not too lazy to look at others.
We will give you a ball,
So that I can play myself now.

(Ball)

New Year 2025

We give away an inflatable trampoline,
Jump here and there.
If you try really hard,
And you can reach the stars.

(Trampoline)

New Year 2025

I wish you good health,
Start doing sports.
I'm handing you a pair of dumbbells.
So that he could boast of his strength.
Dumbbells will give your arms some definition,
And soon everyone will appreciate your work!
Training will not cause harm.
When will you start? The dumbbells are waiting!

(Dumbbells)

New Year 2025

We present the racket as a gift!
Wave to her with all your heart and with all your might?
We only ask you for one thing:
Invite us all to the World Cup!

(Racket)

Poems for gifting gadgets

Gadgets as a gift for the New Year 2025:

New Year 2025

We are handing it to you now
Very cool phone,
Modern, fashionable gadget,
May it serve you for a long time,
Accept the gift quickly,
Unpack, turn on,
Talk to your family,
Well, enjoy!

New Year 2025

To always be in touch,
Never disappear,
This phone is wonderful
Will help you.

Call your friends and family,
And to all my friends,
Both in calls and in correspondence
You communicate without problems!

New Year 2025

To always be in touch
And call your friends,
We decided without fantasies
Give me a phone number.

Just dial the number -
There they are already shouting: "Hello!"
And with a gift, of course,
You are very lucky!

New Year 2025

New, stylish phone -
Everyone needs him everywhere.
Everyone needs him like water:
Call here and there,
Let's chat about this and that,
Or just like that... to be alone.
We hand it over to you,
You are worthy - we know it!

New Year 2025

To keep in touch with you,
We give you a phone,
Stylish, cool, modern,
He can do a lot of things,
Connect it quickly,
We will call you,
We'll talk about everything in the world
We're talking to you!

New Year 2025

To stay in touch with you,
I'm handing over the phone now,
It has a lot of different gadgets,
You'll figure it out, I know for sure!

You are the only one in the access zone
Always be there and don't get lost,
Let the phone ring loudly,
And you respond immediately!

New Year 2025

Let the years change,
Days and months fly by,
Always stay in touch,
Answering the callers!

I am like this for the mission
I'm handing you the phone
Keep it close at hand,
Communicating with the outside world!

New Year 2025

I'm giving away the phone today,
To always be in touch,
He serves faithfully and truly.
May the years be long.

Let it catch the signal perfectly,
Let it receive Wi-Fi,
Put WhatsApp already
And send me photos.

New Year 2025

May he always be with you.
It is comfortable, of course, and stylish!
Anyone would be grateful for this,
And it's also very sophisticated!
Its various functions are countless,
And the design is simply wonderful!
You see for yourself and it’s time to take it into account -
He himself is from a dream... from there!
If we are glad for our gift...
… I’m glad, I hope, of course, and I would…
Of course, a whole treasure!
This treasure of yours is special!

New Year 2025

Our gift is a telephone,
The best gift of all is:
The phone is a pocket friend,
He will help if suddenly,

What will happen or trouble,
Knock on the door when,
He will help to call,
Ask for help quickly!

And he can help in love,
After all, love is the most precious thing!
Pour some tea,
Please accept our congratulations!

New Year 2025

Today I will give you a phone,
So that you stay in touch with me,
It may not be the sixth iPhone,
But it is reliable and simple.

Despite the rain and cold,
Without leaving the house,
Without getting wet in a dirty puddle,
You could communicate with me.

New Year 2025

I present to you this modest souvenir,
Let you be like a universal idol,
From this day on, everyone will admire you,
And you will enjoy success.
You will be able to get through to the top office.
And your wishes will come true immediately.
Let this simple phone
Will turn your life into a fairy tale and a dream.

Funny children's poems for prizes

New Year Predictions for Children 2025

Funny poems for prizes for children:

New Year 2025

You will find gifts under the tree,
In a beautiful and bright box!
New beautiful belt,
So that you don't feel lazy when studying!

New Year 2025

Girls love boys too
Adults love, even too much,
Guess this word,
Well, of course, candy!

New Year 2025

What a cool gift you are expecting today,
You can take it with you everywhere!
This is your luck and fortune,
These are A's for school to boot!

New Year 2025

Get it soon buddy
Surprise your friends,
And neighbor Mishka,
You are a beautiful book!

New Year 2025

You are a wonderful child, baby!
But you are often sad!
So that you never cry,
Always take your vitamins!

New Year 2025

To make the world the brightest
Like batteries,
We give gifts for the New Year:
Different stickers!

New Year 2025

Everyone loves a prank
And he won't forget to play pranks on others!
For this you will receive a new name:
From now on you will be called a comedian!

New Year 2025

We have an artist as a friend
He is a great master,
I congratulate him with all my heart.
And I'll give you a felt-tip pen!

New Year 2025

Schoolboy is the main thing today
This New Year's Eve
Make a wish for good luck,
New phone to boot,
What if Santa Claus becomes kind?
There is no question about grades!

New Year 2025

How can we surprise you?
What should I give as a gift?
So that you always have your hair done,
Here's a nice comb!

New Year 2025

You can take it on the road
It tastes really great!
But I ask you to be careful:
Don't bite the lollipop!

New Year 2025

This cute little poem
I give you my friend:
You will be successful everywhere,
And you will find friends everywhere!
They will shine in the diaries
Only the number five is proud!

New Year 2025

Congratulations to you friends,
Happy New Year from the bottom of my heart!
I wish you happiness,
And I give away pencils!

New Year 2025

How little sunlight there is!
We wish you warm days!
We give you a flashlight as a gift,
To make life seem more fun!

New Year 2025

I'll give you a funny, cheerful poem,
May everything in life be great!
May you study well
And he always behaved perfectly!

New Year 2025

On this wonderful New Year's Eve
Let everyone be freer!
And have a good rest,
To start the New Year actively!

New Year 2025

To always be cheerful,
At home and, of course, at school,
Don't swear, don't shout -
We need to get the ball!

New Year 2025

Children have terrible sweet teeth
And Andryushka and Nastena...
Everyone will be very happy
Get some baby chocolate!

New Year 2025

Don't be sad, don't be sad,
Your wish is on the way!
Father Frost is coming, coming,
He's bringing you a cartload of gifts!

New Year 2025

Next year my friend
Everything will be great for you!
Quickly sharpen your eye
Adventures await you soon!

New Year 2025

There is one thing as a gift
And it's called a pen.
It will suit everyone, everyone, everyone,
And he writes clearly, without any problems!

New Year 2025

Happy New Year!
And I give you a present,
A beautiful doll,
So that you are happy.

New Year 2025

You behaved decently,
I was an excellent student,
You deserve a gift
And I got the car!

New Year 2025

Next year my friend
You will be in everyone's sight!
Popularity will increase,
And you will be very lucky in your studies!

New Year 2025

I missed my mother very much,
Every day there was not enough of her!
Two weeks together, amicably,
You need to see him off soon!
The holidays are waiting for you together,
Don't just sit still!

New Year 2025

You got straight A's all year long,
A gift must be received!
A great prize awaits you
Kinder Surprise Chocolate

New Year 2025

You are sad alone,
Don't you know why?
So that you never get bored,
Take these puzzles as a gift!

New Year 2025

To read, not to forget
Get out your books more often,
And so that studies go smoothly
We give you a bookmark!

New Year 2025

Do you like to eat chocolate?
Fragrant marmalade?
Well, you can't forbid love,
Here's some sweets, baby!

New Year 2025

If you have a big sweet tooth,
We give you a toothbrush with sweet toothpaste!
Get used to it, my friend, from the cradle,
Get your teeth in order!

New Year 2025

We haven't forgotten about you,
Don't look at the ceiling,
So that the keys are in place,
Get your keychain quickly!

New Year 2025

I get it - you like to jump,
You have a lot of strength
You will jump rope,
What will they give you!

New Year 2025

Such decoration,
Suitable for a girl.
Purpose of the hairpin
She always finds.

New Year 2025

You need to cook quickly.
We recommend paints,
Pour some water into you
And get a coloring book!

New Year 2025

One-two-three,
Catch your surprise:
This is a great lifesaver,
For pencils, a planer!

New Year 2025

To remember the wonderful day
How interestingly they played,
Here's a frame for your photo,
We give it to you with care!

New Year 2025

If there is no brush nearby,
And the teeth changed color,
We will solve this problem
Chewing gum that's good for your teeth!

New Year 2025

So as not to leave traces,
To write beautifully
We'll give you an eraser
And we’ll correct everything in the notebooks!

New Year 2025

To learn new things
You need to read books,
And so as not to forget them,
Everything needs to be written down in a notebook.

New Year 2025

These children are not ice cream,
And not a chocolate bar,
This is a delicious marshmallow,
It's delicious and sweet!

New Year 2025

We'll start a game with a prize,
Well, go ahead and read it:
There's an egg with a surprise lying there,
Get it quickly.

New Year 2025

So that studies go smoothly
There is a prize missing,
Get two notebooks
And study without whims!

New Year 2025

There is neither candy nor candy wrapper here,
And for a girl, not a bow,
The prize here is very labor-intensive,
Here, take the puzzle!

New Year 2025

Children love it,
Just like in the whole wide world!
Let's count - one, two, three:
And we get bubbles!

New Year 2025

Winter won't last long,
The snow will melt white by spring.
Let's draw together,
We give you a pack of chalk.

New Year 2025

If you want, you can keep it for yourself,
Or would you like to give it to your girlfriend?
You always have a choice,
Here's this cute mug.

 

Funny poems for cosmetics gifts

Poems for cosmetic gifts:

New Year 2025

Eyeshadow, nail polish, mascara, lipstick -
Here are some beauty supplements.
Accept the gift quickly,
All cosmetics are for you.

Let it add some color to you
And good luck in fate,
With her, there are millions of masks
You try it on for yourself.

You are a sweet simpleton,
She is as strict as a vamp lady,
Then you are a school friend
And modest beyond her years.

Let cosmetics help
To smooth something over, to hide something,
To look beautiful
And always be happy.

New Year 2025

I want to give you a gift today,
And I wanted to thank you with this gift.
I'm giving you cosmetics now,
And I will rather tell you about your beauty.
There's mascara, lipstick, powder, eyeshadow,
You paint yourself with all this without laziness.
Put on your makeup soon,
You'll be a great lady, you'll be just awesome.
I'm sending you a poem,
Be a queen, scarlet flower.

New Year 2025

Let this gift decorate you,
After all, true beauty must be loved.
So let cosmetics add new colors,
And everyone will praise you tirelessly.

May you have more amorous evenings,
I hope I never hear any more bad news.
Let men admire you,
And the passion in the heart will not cease.

New Year 2025

Cosmetics are the best gift
For such a beauty.
Let everything be a choice -
This cream and that cream.
Use it always,
Always be desired.
Let them shine like a star,
Eyes, oddly enough.

New Year 2025

May you be in shape
Kept beauty,
Cosmetics as a gift
I'll give it to you.
Eyeshadow and lipstick,
Mascara and varnish of three types,
Everything will come in handy,
To be beautiful.
The mirror will help
And it will tell you,
Apply an even layer on the lips
Let the lipstick sit.
The arrows are underlined
A look from under the eyelashes,
I wish you get caught
The prince is in your net.

New Year 2025

We decided to give it as a gift
Cosmetics for the holiday!
To your body
You brought aesthetics!
So that you always exist
Beautiful, pleasant,
And so that they smell amazing,
With a delicate aroma!
Use it always
And to your health,
And how do you treat yourself?
With great love!

New Year 2025

Here are the cosmetics I give you,
So that beauty shines,
You can do some cool tuning with it
You can do it quickly and without difficulty.
Increase your natural charm,
Unleash your potential,
After all the manipulations
You will be above all praise.

New Year 2025

Cosmetics mean a lot in life,
It will lead someone to a dead end.
It will puzzle some people too much,
And with ease it will pierce another's heart!
You, my dear friend, know a thing or two about this,
From the vicious circle of life,
Break free and learn your lesson,
And his main weapon
You will disarm men,
So always be beautiful,
The girl of someone's dreams!

New Year 2025

Accept my gift -
It will serve beauty.
Take a quick look inside -
These cosmetics are for you!
Let her help you
To correct or hide something,
To always be beautiful,
And be happy too!

New Year 2025

More than physics and arithmetic,
All a lady needs is cosmetics!
To create makeup faster,
We give away cosmetics to make this happen.
With its help you will reveal your femininity,
And you can charm any man,
Your beauty is naturally magnificent,
And cosmetics will add a bit of an upgrade to you.
We selected the best examples of it,
And they waited for the right occasion to give the gift,
Let her help you effectively,
And it will last a long time and be very productive!

New Year 2025

She is not separated from the female sex,
Ladies handle it skillfully,
She has long been a friend of day and night,
In short, I give you cosmetics...
Let her become an assistant,
And it will correct the necessary areas of your skin,
To look beautiful every day,
Hiding the harmful shadow of unnecessary trifles.
Let him cherish your feminine beauty,
And a breeze of feminine luck will blow upon you,
I wish it would stay on my face effectively,
And at night, it was washed off quickly and easily.

New Year 2025

You are always so brilliant,
Beautiful, affectionate, smart.
And so all that remains for me is just a little bit
To emphasize all this elegance.
I hope that the cosmetics are this one
It will add joy and light to you.
There is never too much of it,
That's why I give it to her and congratulate her.

New Year 2025

To maintain aesthetics,
I'll give you cosmetics,
Always be beautiful,
Elegance is your essence!
And in self-care,
Be more persistent sometimes!
Let your image inspire you,
Strike unarmed
Surrounding, men
And without a thousand reasons!
Congratulations to the Queen,
Use my gift boldly!

New Year 2025

Beauty is the key to success,
In this life - not a hindrance!
I give cosmetics,
I appreciate your beauty!
Decorate your image more boldly,
Be bold and be stronger,
To love this life
And conquer everyone around!
And I hasten to congratulate you
Happy holiday to all my friends!
Be amazed by the colors of life
And enjoy the gift!

New Year 2025

I give you cosmetics,
I always sing odes to her.
That you can't do without cosmetics,
Of course, even a fool knows!
I wish you to be cool,
Forget your worries,
So that everyone would watch with their mouths open,
How you radiate positivity!

New Year 2025

You are beautiful, no doubt about it,
You can't argue with that,
But with cosmetics in an instant
You will double your beauty.
Let the gift bring
Lots of pleasure,
And your appearance will acquire
Lots of new colors!

New Year 2025

Even little children know,
About such things as I will give,
Having seen cosmetics since childhood,
I'm bringing it to you on holiday.
And now as a gift, cosmetics,
I chose an amazing lady,
Born to inspire the world,
All people, encouraging aesthetics.
May the sun always shine on you!
And every day will be a holiday,
Troubles will flee from the sunlight,
Like cockroaches and picky people!

New Year 2025

You are beautiful like a fairy,
This is a fact, not a compliment,
To become even cuter,
Please accept this gift from me!
Let cosmetics help
Preserve the gift of nature,
And it will increase a little more,
To increase the power of the spell!