Comic horoscope for the New Year 2025 for all zodiac signs

New Year 2025 is knocking at the door! This is the most magical and wonderful holiday! Every New Year we meet with hope for a bright future and with a festive atmosphere!

The New Year should be interesting and fun! In order for the New Year's holiday to be fun and to please the guests, it is necessary to carefully think through the scenario.

We recommend including a funny horoscope reading in the New Year's scenario. Such a prediction will cheer up the guests and charge everyone with positive energy. A funny New Year's horoscope can be read at a corporate party or among close friends.

Eastern horoscope in verse

Comic horoscope for the New Year 2025 for all zodiac signs

Eastern New Year's horoscope for all signs in verse:

In your year, be stingy with gifts
The Snake is not going to,
From the bottom of my heart to my "brothers"
He intends to please,
So that they may live sweetly all year long,
Well, now let's take everything in order!

RAT

At least find a spoonful of honey
You'll have to be in a barrel of tar -
All in the New Year without effort
The rat succeeds!

BULL

Tenacious and hardworking
The year of the Snake is the year of the modest Ox!
Will manage through fire and water
Go through, even though there won't be a ford!

TIGER

The Tiger will not retreat
In none of the adult games:
Whether in love or at work -
The Snake holds the Tiger in high esteem!

RABBIT

The Dragon honors the predecessor,
And no matter what happens, he
The following will serve the Rabbit well:
The Rabbit lives all year long and doesn’t worry!

DRAGON

The dragon knows no equal all year round!
And even though luck is capricious,
This is the only way he can deal with her!
It’s not for nothing that all the power is in his hands!

SNAKE

The snake is wiser than ever
And be careful in everything you do!
And in the New Year it will find
A success never seen before!

HORSE

Even though there aren't enough stars in the sky,
But the Horse still succeeds:
The snake will watch himself - personally,
I hope everything goes well for her!

GOAT

The intricacies of fate
The Goat and the Snake are not afraid,
You won't have to fight with enemies,
Everything will work out easily!

MONKEY

Waiting for the Monkey in the New Year
Success in business, and decent success at that,
Gold and silver mountains
In her year of the Snake promises her personally!

ROOSTER

Whatever our Rooster has in mind,
To defeat one or two rivals,
He will succeed in this and that.
The year of the Snake - in spite of the signs!

DOG

The Snake favors the Dog!
And even if they argue sometimes,
If something *oh* is about to happen, I'll stand by her!

PIG (BOAR)

A clear plan for the New Year
The thrifty Boar has supplies.
Everything is without the slightest flaw.
Everything will go according to plan for the Boar!

Comic horoscope for the year of the Snake 2025 for all zodiac signs

Comic horoscope for the New Year 2025 for all zodiac signs

Zodiac signs are waiting
Looking forward to the minutes
The passing of the "sentence" -
Let the Snake take the floor! –
With faith in your heart and hope,
That they are no worse off than before
Let's live in the New Year!
It's time to find out everything!

ARIES

Love in a huge wave
It will cover Aries completely.
And find happiness in the New Year
He can do it - it's in his power!

TAURUS

To achieve the goal, Taurus,
Having finally gotten carried away,
He can move any mountains,
Well, the Snake will help him!

TWINS

In family life will find
Gemini is a well-deserved happiness!
The Green Serpent is ready in his destiny
Take an active part!

CANCER

Be patient with your goal
Cancer moves forward, step by step.
And the Serpent helped him with whatever he could.
It will definitely help!

LION

New Year in the Kingdom of Leo
Things are going great:
There is peace and understanding in the family,
And prosperity at work!

VIRGO

Fun, laughter and joy
And no worries -
This is what Virgo has in store
Snake for this year!

SCALES

Libra is stable all year round:
In love and at work.
It will end with the Serpent
The year on a high note!

SCORPION

Any goal for the New Year
On the shoulder for Scorpio:
If the Snake rebels,
Scorpio stings painfully!

SAGITTARIUS

If you direct the year to the Snake
The Sagittarius will decide his bow for the crown,
It will definitely hit the target:
And not into a frog, but into a princess!

CAPRICORN

In any Capricorn business
Help awaits from the Snake:
All obstacles are his -
Like a straw to an elephant!

AQUARIUS

Snake in its year for Aquarius
He does not spare generous gifts:
Everything - both in business and in personal life -
He's just excellent!

FISH

Year of the Snake our Fish
Not a simple one is waiting - a golden one,
What happened in the previous one didn’t come true –
This will come true with interest!

Comic horoscope in prose

Comic horoscope for the New Year 2025 for all zodiac signs

 

Aries

Aries' generosity knows no bounds. Finally, their kindness and sentimentality will attract good people to their close circle. A strong friendship will form, which can develop into a productive business union. Do not give in to the overwhelming emotions, take a deep breath and take a break. If you can prioritize your affairs, you will prove that you are number one in the team!

Taurus

Patient and stubborn Taurus should remember their spiritual desires in the coming year. Your usual measured way of life will be disrupted, but do not rush to worry! Open your heart, perhaps you will find a chosen one worthy of your sincere love. Taurus in a relationship should remember the early days of falling in love and arrange a small holiday for their other half: a little spice, and gray everyday life will be painted with bright colors!

Twins

It's time to use your innate organizational skills! Talking on the phone with business partners, cooking a culinary masterpiece and giving instructions to your household at the same time - this is about you! Have you dreamed of starting your own business? Go for it! Have you decided to start a family? Everything is in your hands..)) Just don't get caught up in business 24/7 - don't forget to take care of yourself.

Crayfish

Cancers' natural intuition does not leave them even in the most difficult times, and nothing "recharges" them better than the walls of their home. Make your schedule so that it necessarily includes meetings with loved ones! When traveling, it is better to give preference to moving around your homeland. Avoid extreme sports, focus on a measured activity. The Blue Water Tiger will definitely reward you for your efforts and replenish your strength! Find a source of inspiration and everything will fall into place!

Lions

A born leader will not be scared by any difficulties: they perceive obstacles as training to maintain tone. The coming year will be calmer than the outgoing one, allowing you to focus on the spiritual component. Leos have a good sense of humor, and those around them are drawn to strong-willed and charismatic representatives of this sign. It's time to make friends, you shouldn't constantly pull everything on yourself!

Virgos

While everyone around is running and fussing, Virgos are carefully studying the situation. It is attention that will become the decisive aspect in 2022. How long can you dream of a promotion? Take a closer look and you will understand when the favorable "X" day comes for a conversation with the boss or the manifestation of creative abilities. It is time for lonely Virgos to discern subtle hints from long-time admirers. How long can you hide? For family representatives of this sign, relatives will help turn life in the right direction, get rid of burdensome thoughts.

Scales

The calm and measured life of Libra is achieved thanks to their love for analyzing events. Weighing all the pros and cons is an action typical for representatives of this sign. The energetic Tiger will give you colossal changes, but thanks to diplomatic skills, you yourself will choose the best path. Do not reject the help of a like-minded person! You will no longer have to choose between work and relationships - a compromise will also be found in this difficult dilemma.

Scorpios

Tired of the prolonged lull in life? Passions will rage! You will be caught up in a love whirlpool, giving you strength for new achievements. Be careful with emotional statements, so as not to hurt your partner. It is better to splash out your excess energy in sports, at the same time your health will be comparable to that of a hero! Your strength is in words and in your head - even if you do not have mystical abilities, your thoughts will materialize. Set realistic goals for yourself, and they will come true in the near future. An adequate lowering of the bar will not hurt!

Sagittarius

You are constantly yearning for travel, and Blue Tiger will give you a great adventure! Sea air and new experiences – this is what paradise looks like for Sagittarius. Take a break from the continuous workweeks, take up a soothing hobby: art, cooking, sports – in 2022, any industry will bring you success. Sagittarius’s attention is needed by your household. Do not forget that life is one, and we ourselves fill it with positive moments.

Capricorns

Capricorns' hard work is to be envied! Your strength of spirit is no longer surprising to others, but there are other interesting sides. Switch your attention to other aspects of life: creativity and health. By combining determination and rich imagination, you can easily master any profession or achieve high results in sports! Limiting your interests to work is the main mistake of Capricorns. Life is multifaceted, and the Tiger will help you discover new sides! Do you remember what a loving heart and rich storehouse of talents you have?

Aquarius

The versatility and essentially military discipline of Aquarius helps them survive difficult times. But do not forget that patience is not limitless! In 2022, pay special attention to your close circle: mutual exchange of energy will allow you to conquer the most inaccessible peaks and strengthen romantic feelings.

Fish

The Tiger will be favorable to representatives of the water sign. Despite their inherent timidity, Pisces will show themselves as real heroes! Friendly ties, carefully built over the years, will bear fruit in the form of timely mutual assistance. Maneuvering between business and personal life, you will finally be able to set priorities correctly!