Modern people spend the lion's share of their time on social networks. We conduct business correspondence there, communicate with friends, share experiences and post photos. Almost every inhabitant of the planet aged 6 to 60 years has a page on Vkontakte, Odnoklassniki and other social networks. Personal blogs of users fill our lives with emotions and allow us to always stay in touch.
It can be very interesting to find out what the thoughts of loved ones are filled with and what they dream about in the last days of the outgoing year. Statuses in social networks are very important, just like avatars and information posts.
On this page you will find beautiful statuses about the New Year 2025. They are suitable for different purposes. In this selection you will definitely find original thoughts that will suit you!
Cool New Year statuses 2025
Falling asleep under a tree on New Year's Eve is nothing... But passing out in a round dance...
New Year's alcohol is just an anesthetic to reduce the stress of time travel.
Every year on December 31st my friends and I go to the kitchen. It's our tradition!
For the New Year I want: a pack of nerves, a package of patience, chronic health, incurable happiness and an eternally pregnant wallet.
After all the New Year's holidays, he got a birthmark on his nose. Cosmetologists said he rubbed it with a wine glass.
The artists of the New Year's program of the First Channel are strictly divided into two groups: "Who is this anyway?" and "Oh my God, is he still alive?!"
When you open a bottle of champagne with your teeth, the first thing that comes to mind is the cork.
In memory of the gluttonous New Year's Day, I will make three holes in a leather belt.
Kamchatka under the table - Kuban at the table... How great is my Motherland!
If you persuade the invited Santa Claus to play cards for fun, your wife might get a red fur coat.
The most common cause of a clogged toilet is a Christmas tree inserted into the toilet.
Chinese firecrackers make the declared service life of German stretch ceilings greatly exaggerated.
I wanted songs, dances and a Santa Claus with a beard, but the New Year was ruined again...
food
No, no, I don’t drink champagne, but just a little bit, just a little bit, purely symbolically for the New Year… Sooooo who’s coming for the third one?
Honey, so what you don't like is that you celebrated the New Year with your friends, and I celebrate the Old New Year with my friends.
Anyone who wants to start a new life with the New Year wants this every year.
I put up a Christmas tree for the holidays and thought: “How nice it is with a Christmas tree!!!”
I threw out the Christmas tree after the holidays and thought: “How nice it is without a Christmas tree!!!”
Americans are in shock - they can’t understand what the Russian president said five minutes before the New Year, after which all of Russia drinks for 10 days.
Grandfather Frost, I would like... Gazprom shares so that I don’t bother you anymore.
Every year, under the Christmas tree, a miracle happens,
New Year's table, guests, enter and exit!
The phrase "light up the Christmas tree" makes pyrotechnician Stepan feel cold inside
If you don't have a New Year's mood, then someone else has two.
Four liters of moonshine and two heads of garlic
Happy New Year everyone, thank you all, bye
Darling, what kind of wish did you make that all twelve of his thugs showed up along with Santa Claus to make it come true?..
Dear Vitalik! This is Santa Claus writing to you. I can't send you the "lego" because you didn't include your consent to the processing of your personal data in the letter.
I made a bet with a friend in the winter (while drunk) for a case of beer that my New Year tree would stand until mid-summer) the neighbors were shocked when I took it out of the entrance today.
I'm no FATHER FROST... The SNOWMAN is also pretty shitty... I'll be Purga for New Year's... I'll drive...
The drops ring. Forgetting about the cold
Someone's cat is screaming on the roof
And I hiss, jumping in puddles,
"Well hello, *oops New Year!"
I tried not to celebrate New Year's Eve once. It was no use. I broke down the doors and stepped on it anyway.
Don't even resist,
and prepare your belly,
he will make you eat and drink anyway,
New Year!
In the New Year's salad all people are the same.
Did you make a wish for the New Year, but it didn't come true? Don't be upset, you'll be able to make it again soon, if you survive this year...
New Year without Olivier salad is a salad approach to business.
Santa Claus brings doctors only cognac and candy. Because he can't read their letters...
Celebrating the New Year is like having your first sexual experience: a long, exciting wait followed by bewilderment - and that's it?
"Happy New Year" - it sounds so banal!
But once again we hope... for something new...
New Year is coming soon! Of course, it won't bring us happiness. But at least we'll drink - and that's joy!
I don't recommend falling under the tree drunk,
You may be given to someone...
On December 31, I promised myself that I would answer every New Year's greeting. As a result, I called my mother, Sberbank, and Megafon...
Want to get drunk for free on New Year's? Dress up as Santa Claus!
On New Year's Eve it's much cheaper and more enjoyable to watch other people's fireworks.
New Year's rain is so romantic!
In connection with the New Year and Christmas holidays, a temporary suspension of activities was announced for diet, sobriety, stinginess and sexual abstinence.
The fact that the fridge was full and all this for the New Year was a joy. Until it turned out that it was for the whole year.
There are still 364 days until the New Year, and like an idiot, I already have a Christmas tree up.
On New Year's Eve
The guests are well fed:
Vanished away
Half a bucket of Olivier salad.
If you transfer 5000 rubles to my card on New Year's Eve, then you will have good luck all year. Don't ignore this message, it really works.
For New Year's I put on white tights, a white dress, in short, I dressed up as a snowflake. I went to the mirror - wow, a snow woman!
On New Year's Eve, Channel One showed a concert by Alla from the MacLeod clan.
Russian scientists have already invented a time machine: on New Year's Eve, Channel One will open a portal that will take you back 20 years...
The New Year is approaching, and there will be new heroes of the corporate party, and you, last year's, will finally be forgotten. There is not long left to wait...
In order to be in a position to “meet” the first, you need to not overdo it with “seeing off” on the thirty-first.
The more wishes you have, the more likely it is that at least one of them will come true.
In my opinion, Santa Claus is the ideal man! He gives a bag of presents, and in gratitude asks only for a poem...
Every New Year, when the chimes strike, making the same wishes is like stepping on the same rake.
New Year's Eve is a night of great eating. May you avoid bloat and diarrhea.
Only New Year gives us unforgettable impressions that are impossible to remember later...
Being an adult means waiting not for a New Year's miracle, but for a New Year's corporate party.
If you make a wish on New Year's Eve, it will come true,
That's what my granny taught me.
A year has passed, and the arrows continue to spin,
But in life it's still the same old crap...
There is... nothing left until the New Year, actually... No cognac, no vodka, no champagne, no tangerines, no strength... And all because yesterday my friends and I... discussed the New Year's menu.
Every man should be a little bit like Santa Claus for his family, helping his Snow Maiden create a fairy tale and give gifts, well, and if someone is not satisfied with this, there is still a vacancy for a reindeer.
One miracle does happen on New Year's Eve... The refrigerator becomes oversized for several days!
I wish the New Year would come soon. Maybe they'll bring new rakes. I'm sick of stepping on the old ones...
Yesterday I made a wish to Santa Claus. Today in the cold my lip cracked. Got the hint.
How I want a job like Santa Claus has. Days every 364, sometimes even every 365!
There is no need to treat Santa Claus with such effort,
Then they will receive all the gifts and read all the poems...
For New Year's I'll buy VODKA, CAVIAR and... a bag of SEEDS... Well, I like to drink, have a snack, and then... to hell with all the PROBLEMS!
Dear editors, please tell me, does Santa Claus exist or not? Because my mother says that he does, … and my wife laughs.
During the New Year's season, popular sports include Literball, Figure Swaying, and Synchronized Sushnyak.
The only food I have at home is pasta. Please advise me how to make something delicious out of it for the New Year.
I prepared for the New Year for so long, so long that I met it ready, and I don’t remember anything.
We all have different time zones. Friends, for whom the New Year has already begun... How is it... In the future?!
Herring under a fur coat, Olivier salad. A bottle of vodka. Even two! There is champagne, tequila. There is beer - how can we live without beer? There is the strongest moonshine, there is Napoleon cognac. The year will be celebrated with dignity. Why are you crying, my liver?
As the New Year's chimes ring, Oleg, with a smile on his face, always makes a wish that no one's wishes will come true.
What is the most important thing on New Year's Eve? That's right. To go to visit before the guests show up.
And why is everything so unfair! The New Year begins with the young, pretty Snow Maiden coming to the men. And to us, beautiful and independent ladies - an old bearded Father Frost, and even with a reddened nose!
It's cold in winter,
The blood runs cold in my veins.
To the New Year's fairy tale
Prepare the liver.
You look at Odnoklassniki on January 2nd “Perhaps you know each other” and you realize that these people were probably at your house yesterday…
The holiday comes to us, the money goes! Hello New Year, I'm now bankrupt...
At New Year's corporate parties, I always take photos of all my colleagues for free... But I delete their photos for money.
Dear Santa Claus... I've been a good girl all year... Hmm... Well, almost all year... Hmm... Well, sometimes... Hmm... Well, a couple of times for sure... OH COME ON, I'LL BUY IT ALL MYSELF!
At dinner, the daughter announced that she had written a letter to Santa Claus. She said that she had asked for an iPhone for herself and a mink coat for her mother… Santa Claus choked on his tea.
New Year is coming soon, we are giving money for gifts to... ME!
DON'T TOUCH! THIS IS FOR NEW YEAR... ends on December 31st... On January 1st something else will start: EAT IT OR IT WILL SPILL!!!
Are you expecting a New Year's miracle? There will be no miracle. You'll sit at the table, watch TV, watch the chimes, drink champagne, eat, drink, and go to bed.
My husband and I are lying down watching TV, he smiles and says in an intimate voice: now the kids will fall asleep, you know what we’ll do?… I’m so excited, I ask: What?… He leans over my ear and says: We’ll eat the candy from the kids’ presents…
Hello….. Grandfather Frost…!!!…..You have a PIECE of sclerosis….!!! How many times have I written to you….I received nothing…..If you didn’t send a PRINCE….at least give me dollars!!!…I want to go to PARIS sooooo much….but without money everything is in vain…So….old man, don’t forget!!!…I’m already getting ready to hit the road…!!!
In the New Year I want people to stop loving my brain.
This is our way - spend all your money on New Year's Eve, and then until payday... improvise!
Set yourself a goal - in the New Year not to quit smoking, not to quit drinking, not to start doing sports and not to lose weight. And you will succeed!
New Year is coming soon, but I don't feel the holiday approaching. I urgently need some kind of miracle, even a small one, or a big and thick wad of money to regain faith in the New Year fairy tale.
The shortest night is not in the third ten days of June, but on December 31.
Wherever you go on New Year's Eve, everyone's table is groaning from sanctions and the financial crisis.
I love New Year! At night you go and shout: "Happy New Year!", and in response you hear: "Happy New Year!" And on a weekday you shout: "Happy Monday!", and in response you hear: "Go to ..."
That's it! I've decided! No more Snow Maidens and Father Frosts for New Year!
2 - 3 STRIPPERS... and GYPSIES FOR THE SOUL..!
At first people say: “How you celebrate the New Year is how you will spend it”, and then they wonder why they don’t sleep and eat at night…
No matter how much you pour for Snegurochka, Father Frost's nose is still redder.
Only those who borrowed a small amount believe in the sign that you should celebrate the New Year without debts. Those who borrowed a lot are usually not superstitious at all.
Headphones were invented so that we wouldn’t forget how to untangle garlands a year before the New Year.
Don't touch me... it's New Year's.
If your loved one disappeared on New Year's Eve, don't worry... Maybe Santa Claus took him into his team.
I bought a bottle of elite vodka for New Year. The cashier convinced me to also buy juice on sale. Well, like, it's good to wash it down with. I came home, looked at the juice - damn, the expiration date is tomorrow!
Well, in short, vodka didn’t survive until the New Year…
On New Year's Eve I'll get drunk and tell everyone what I think of them!
New Year's sign: no matter how much sausage you cut, the caviar sandwiches will run out faster.
Olivier salad, wine, solyanka,
Tangerines and compote.
This is not just a drinking bout,
This, brothers, is New Year!
I bought gifts for the New Year... two radio-controlled cars, so that my husband and child wouldn't fight...
The girls who had given themselves the instruction “not to eat after 6 pm” drank without eating at the New Year’s corporate party.
Somewhere between the sixth chime of the clock and the fifth of January, I somehow gain three or four kilograms, which had been disappearing millimeter by millimeter throughout the previous year.
Do you feel how everything around you is turning into a New Year's fairy tale?... Well, I don't feel it either.
Garlands in the house, a Christmas tree in the middle,
Champagne with potatoes and chicken...
You, Santa Claus, don't come to me,
I won't have time for you and Snegurochka!
Dear women. Never ask Santa Claus for a "fairytale life". He won't make you a princess anyway. But he'll definitely send you Ivan the Fool.
On New Year's Eve I saw happy people - and there were no sober people among them.
Health in your body, love in bed, bucks in your briefcase - and no fuss!
Happy New Year!
Doctors never get their New Year's wishes come true because Santa Claus can't read their letters.
Be vigilant on New Year's Eve, especially with your friends. They will definitely get you drunk and make you do things that you will be very ashamed of later.
In the New Year I want something unexpected and pleasant. Something that will make me bam... a millionaire!
New Year is creeping up quietly….
There's confusion in my head….
Either old…. Or new….
If only it wasn't a CRAPPY one!
Thanks to all the neighbors for the fireworks... how good that you have extra money for my delight...
The wish "Happy New Year!" increasingly signifies the triumph of hope over experience.
I'm ready to eat Olivier salad right now, if only this year would end sooner.
Childhood is when you wait for the New Year, wait, wait, wait, and at half past eleven you pass out.
On New Year's Eve I need Aladdin's magic lamp, or even better, the beard of old man Hottabych! Because I have so many wishes that Santa Claus alone clearly won't be able to cope.
New Year statuses with meaning
Part with the past irrevocably, it will never happen again...
That's it... And the chimes strike again... Let's start a new page!
Every year ends happily - it ends with the New Year.
May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve... And may God grant that you find yourself at home at that moment!
New Year is a sad parting with old illusions and a joyful meeting with new ones.
Let the New Year be as kind as your mother’s voice!
I want cappuccino and chocolate.
Send to hell... all the endless "musts". Hang the garland in the most visible place.
And celebrate "another best day" together.
I don’t want anything for the New Year except to be next to you and kiss you at the stroke of midnight on December 31 at 23:59 and on January 1 at 00:01.
As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want can't be bought with money.
The best New Year's gifts under the tree are not to be found. They are family, children, friends and the person you love.
It is the way people are made that on New Year's Eve we forget everything that was and wait for what will be.
Two steps away from the New Year
Miracles and surprises await us.
And it doesn't matter what the weather is like:
Be happy… here and now!
May the New Year bring you 365 reasons for joy and happiness!
At heart, we all remain children, at least one day a year, when we expect a miracle from Santa Claus!
New Year. Time for promises and faith that in the morning everything will start anew, will become better and happier.
The most important gift that every New Year gives us is hope for the best.
I decided that I won't expect anything at all in the New Year. I already have everything. I'll just live. Just for myself. Just for my own pleasure. And what is destined will come by itself.
Tomorrow is the first page of a 365-page book. Write it well.
The house smells of tangerines
The spruce tree sparkles with lights…
And dad will wash off his makeup in the bathroom.
And he will quietly say: “Daughter, believe...
May those I love be the happiest in the NEW YEAR!
May your troubles last as long as your New Year's resolutions!
New Year is a time of miracles, and adults sometimes need a fairy tale more than children.
On New Year's Eve, all wishes have special power.
I want the New Year to come soon!!!... So that exactly at midnight I can go outside... look at the sky... And, catching the snow with my lips, realize... Life goes on!
May the New Year unite hearts,
Who have long wanted to be together,
And let people always remember,
Love is more important than any flattery.
Take your best thoughts with you into the New Year, and throw the bad ones out of your head...
The New Year holiday is popular because it is national in form and intimate in content.
New Year brings both joy and sadness, because it makes us think about empty places at the table... About those who are no longer with us... And about those who we never met...
Every New Year in a person’s life is fragile and unique, like the pattern of a snowflake, and melts just as quickly and imperceptibly, leaving delightful moments of happiness in the memory and unhealing scars on the soul.
May everything we have wished for come true.
And let us, like in childhood, expect a miracle.
And if we expect kindness from the world,
We will be wizards for others.
New Year is the only day of the year when a lonely person realizes how lonely he is.
On New Year's Eve, be sure to believe in miracles - and they will definitely happen.
Another New Year in your life is the best gift from God.
I don't want a Christmas tree or presents,
Neither the furious ardor of fireworks,
If only my beloved on this magical night
He was there and hugged me tightly...
I love winter and the feeling that the holidays are approaching... The days before New Year... The days of wishes coming true, faith in miracles and fairy tales!
Poems for a New Year's toast
We have ready for all years:
“Forgive us, God, for our old sins…
And give more strength for new ones…”
New Year.
New hopes.
Dots after old stories.
The opportunity to forgive…
Opportunity to start…
The ability to change…
Leave everything that worries you to the past...
And with a calm heart. faith. love. meet the New Year.
What it will be like depends on you.
New Year's happiness is a special kind of treasure, a pearl that we find as children and keep until old age.
The river of time rushes inexorably,
We are celebrating the New Year of the Groundhog again.
Each... even the smallest tangerine... has the soul of the New Year under its skin...
Somewhere far away is MY New Year!
MY holiday, MY happiness, MY childhood...
I am in memory, from everyday worries,
I come there to warm my soul...
Dear Grandfather Frost, for the New Year, put a piece of happiness under my tree...180 cm tall, please.
New Year is coming again
We believe in fairy tales for a short time,
And so naively we wait for a hint,
To understand ourselves.
I would leave a lot behind in the outgoing year: lying and unpleasant people, loud words and unfulfilled promises, fake friends and obsessive admirers, numerous phone numbers and unnecessary addresses. My fears and self-doubt, doubts and shattered hopes... I would probably easily part with everyone and everything... The only thing I would like to take with me into the New Year is your love...
Take all the troubles away,
The old year is leaving!
New - give me free traffic
Good luck - no adversity!
Let our loved ones be near in the New Year! May God give us the opportunity to touch with our lips the one whom our hearts have long kissed.
It's raining like it's May, lots of mud and water, only thunder is missing - let's go there! The Christmas tree is shining with lights, people are drinking champagne, every year it's funnier, we're celebrating the New Year!
Here in the USSR we had real holidays on New Year's - parents went to work on January 2, and we had freedom.
Very soon, winter will wake up,
will cover your streets with snow
and will burst into the calm of the cities
the familiar smell of fir needles...
I want December 31st. There are snowdrifts outside the window. Mom is cutting Olivier salad in the kitchen, Dad has gone to get a Christmas tree, and I am 8, I draw them postcards with snowflakes and believe in miracles.
Snow... Adults say it's frozen water, but children know better: these are little stars with the magical taste of the New Year.
Decorate the Christmas tree, forget all the grievances, hug those who are dear to you more often and most importantly remember that December is a little Magic!
The most delicious tangerines in my life were picked from the New Year tree. And there were sweet caramels growing on it!
On New Year's Eve, someone wished me: "Let all the bad things stay in the outgoing year!" It seems that the only bad thing left there again was a poor appetite.
As you get older, time flies so quickly that it seems like all you do is decorate the Christmas tree and take down the Christmas tree.
Rustling with tinsel, he walks across the planet
A grey-haired old man, whom all the children are happy to see.
Today I would be glad to stand on a chair myself,
It's a pity they don't accept people with beards into kindergarten.
These are the warmest memories - a glowing Christmas tree, vines of tinsel around the house, crackers with surprises, chocolates in gold foil and the exciting anticipation of miracles and gifts.
The evening melts on the palms like snow,
A scattering of wishes made,
And floats under the New Year's sky
A quiet whisper of timid promises...
On New Year's Eve, everyone congratulates each other. They say warm words, they confess their love... But what prevents us from turning everyday life into a holiday? So: I wish everyone festive days - 365 (366) days a year. The main thing is - do not forget to say warm words to your loved ones. Take care of them. Take care for yourself. And yourself for your loved ones...
New Year is a time of smiles and a great mood. Let children make their parents happy, let there be peace and prosperity in the house, and let love rule the soul. I wish that all your deepest desires come true in the New Year!
That's the point of the New Year - to get another chance, a chance to forgive. To do better, to do more, to give more, to love more and not to worry about what would have been, but to accept life as it is.
They remember you on New Year's Eve
Who seemed to have forgotten you?
It's either the temperature in my blood,
Either the holiday is so magical,
Whatever it is, it's nice.
The New Year gives us a great chance to change our lives for the better. This is a reason to give up the usual, but so boring, step over fears, leave doubts behind, smile at the world around us and start building our destiny according to our own, exclusive project.
New Year has a smell, it is the smell of tangerine and Christmas tree.
If trouble knocks on your door on New Year's Eve, let happiness open the door and answer: "No one is home"!
At the stroke of midnight, exactly,
The world will change around.
It's as if we find ourselves in a fairy tale,
Let's suddenly plunge into childhood again...
The New Year is coming with a frosty, snowy tread! Happiness, joy and hope, it carries in its bag. Let it give you luck, friendship, peace and warmth, and also an apartment, a summer house and a car under the window!
Don't forget to log out of Odnoklassniki on December 31 at 23:55 and celebrate the New Year.
On New Year's Eve, more words about love,
Wishes, smiles, goodness...
Maybe... only yours will come true,
Don't spare warmth for your loved ones!
New Year is needed by children for a fairy tale, by losers - as a starting point for new hope, and by everyone else - for fun.
Cool and funny statuses for VK
- New year, new “I”.
- First page of 365.
- "Thank you, next" is me in 2025.
- I'm still the same as I was last year, it's just a hangover.
- Welcome to the new decade.
- New Year's Eve is the only time when I am happy.
- New Year, same me. Big plans.
- So, the adventure begins.
- Sometimes all we need is a new beginning.
- New year, new treats.
- For your information, this is all from last year.
- Trust the magic of a new beginning.
- If you liked it last year, wait, because it will pass quickly. If you didn't like it this year, wait, because it will pass soon.
- Let's drink to the New Year and another chance to do it right.
- A year ago I couldn’t even imagine my life as it is now.
- Let 2025 be the year you break free from all the troubles.
- What comes will be better than what is happening.
- I can't believe it's been a year since I've gotten better.
- Wanted some smart status? This is so last year's.
- May all your problems be as long as your promises.
- Every beginning begins with someone's end.
- I hope the New Year starts brightly and shines all year long.
- You are never too old to reinvent yourself.
- See you next year.
- This will be our year.
- There's no such thing as too much glitter on New Year's Eve.
- 365 days, 365 excuses.
- My New Year's resolution is to stop talking to people who ask about my New Year's resolutions.
- It's never too late to be who you can be.
- Every time you're afraid to do something, do it. Make mistakes next year and beyond.
- This year I promise to be more optimistic, so that my glass is half full.
- Happy New Pandemic Year!
- The best is yet to come.
- I am dedicating this year to myself.
- Watch out 2025, I'm coming to you.
- The best time for a new beginning is now.
- Keep the smile, leave the tears, hold the laughter, leave the pain, think about joy, forget about fear and be happy because it's a new year. Happy 2025!
- 12 months to the best version of yourself.
- Celebrating 2025 in style!
- This is the beginning of everything we want.
- New year, new feelings, new chances, same dreams, new beginning.
- Working on a new “I”.
- Every year I promise myself to change myself. This year I promise to be myself.
- Let's raise our glasses to the belief that everything changes when a new year comes.
- Dress for the year you want.
- Entering the New Year 2025…
- The only rule this year is wear something you can dance in.
- It's New Year and I'm still the same because I'm perfect.
- I didn't enjoy the New Year as much as I did last year.
- For those who love us, the losers who lost us and the lucky ones who will meet us.
- A good excuse to wear glitter.
- Everything that sparkles is on my dress now.
- Be kind to yourself and you will have an amazing year.
- I wish you a wonderful year that begins with happiness and ends with it. Happy New Year!
- Peace, love, prosperity. Get it all this year and make the most of it.
- Be kind to yourself and you will have an amazing year.
- May the New Year be happy for you, happy for the many whose happiness depends on you.
- Welcome 2025! I hope it's as good as last year.
- Seriously? We all saw how 2021 went. We don't want a repeat, do we?
- Whatever you do, don't ask what's next.
- Start the New Year by doing what you love.
- New year, new me. I think it's time to spend the holiday money on myself.
- I wish you the most grandiose victories this year! Happy New Year to all.
- May your 2025 be filled with unforgettable moments. Be prepared for them and always bet on yourself.
- I wish you good luck and good mood in the coming year.
- May your new year be filled with moments that make you smile.
- I wish you that your year will be filled with everything you desire.
Beautiful statuses in verse
New Year is an official chance to start a new life. Only honestly. Cross out unnecessary people, stop being lazy, and do what you promised.
I really want to walk around the city in the evening on New Year's Eve, when everything will be lit up with lights, New Year's greetings and the air will smell of the approaching New Year.
Nothing will cure a New Year's hangover like a glass of milk, a cool shower and sex. Didn't help? Then try the old, grandfatherly…
Oh, the pre-New Year madness! It feels like we haven't cleaned, shopped, cooked, redecorated, or dressed all year... And only in December did we remember all this!
An inevitable continuation of the festive table is a festive chair.
Funny statuses for New Year: There is no sadder story in the world than New Year and thoughts about diet...
Never stop believing in miracles! Happy New Year to everyone!
Grandfather Frost, last New Year I asked you for a boyfriend. So take that goat back and give me some markers.
Grandfather Frost, please don’t give me more sweets…no, no need…. better semi-sweet.
Well, here comes the New Year again. Goodbye my size 42, hello "you've gained some weight" and "that's it, from tomorrow onwards you're on a diet"
Well, thank God, we had a good time... We finished the damn Olivier salad... We launched fireworks at midnight... I wish I could remember... with whom and where...
She: - Who are you going to dress up as for the New Year? He: - Shrek. - Did you buy a mask? - Not yet, and what will you be? - A beauty!!! - Did you buy a mask?
My status went into the forest, probably for a Christmas tree.
Frost pleasantly pinches the nose. With his hand, diving under the jacket, Father Frost pleasantly pinches the young Snow Maiden on the bottom.
We are waiting for Father Frost, Santa Claus, Saint Nicholas or any other man, the main thing is with GIFTS!
The New Year was a success if you feel ashamed on January 1st, but don’t remember in front of whom…
New Year! How you celebrated is how you'll cure your hangover!
New Year! Again the irony of fate and vodka with Olivier salad.
If you want everything to be good for you, put chocolate under your pillow on New Year's Eve and in the morning you will have EVERYTHING covered in chocolate.
I wish you in the coming year: to have no worries, not to measure money, to love, hope and believe!!!
I hope to freeze my butt to the ice next year!
And I won't be watching the blue light on New Year's. It's already become so blue that it's impossible to watch.
It is useless to try to get Santa Claus drunk, many have already checked, he never forgets his bag...
In a red fur coat, with a red nose, Grandfather is stomping around in the frost: in a hat, with a stick and a bag, and with a drunk snowman. Nearby is a rabbit in heels and a snow maiden on horns. If you meet this rabble, it means New Year is coming soon!!!
To all my drinking comrades, I congratulate you on the upcoming holiday!)
Cool statuses for the New Year: Happy New Year to all! And I wish to buy myself a fur coat!!!
With every five-minute internet connection, you bring the New Year closer by at least an hour and a half.
Whoever you celebrate the New Year with, you'll get drunk with them!
Only here on New Year's Eve the president's congratulations are broadcast on all channels, but they are only watched on the first one.
This year, as always, we won't even have time to recover from celebrating the New Year before the Old Year arrives. Damn, I'll have to drink again...
This is what kind of New Year you are, you drink all night and have fun for a week!
Grandfather Frost, come out! - the children shouted, dancing near the toilet.
Grandfather Frost, last New Year I asked you for a boyfriend. So take that goat back and give me some markers instead 🙂
On New Year's Eve, a good husband decorates the Christmas tree, and a very good one decorates his wife!
There is very little time left until the day when we, like children, will believe in miracles.
New Year statuses for social networks: I waited so long for the New Year and there is no money!
Eat the most delicious candies from the gift on the sly, be a bad child)
So I fulfilled my plan for December today, bought New Year's gifts for my relatives! And you? (c)
95% percent of teenagers celebrating the New Year with friends convince their parents that they will only have a glass=))
There's a fog in your eyes... And what's on your cheek? Is that really a tear?? - A snowflake...****))
On New Year's Eve, everything is possible! Striptease, cruise, any whim! Stockings, lipstick, heels! Well, hold on, guys!!!
During the New Year's season, sports such as Literball, Figure Swaying, and Synchronized Dry Snorkeling are popular =)
The last ones left in the New Year's sweet gift are the caramels!
Miracles happen on New Year's Eve - your mom doesn't notice that you're drunk, your dad doesn't see that you're smoking in front of his nose...
You don't enter the New Year with your old profile picture
Next year I promise to behave exemplarily! Approximately as I behaved this year =)
Oh shit. The last weekend of this year... I need to spend it awesomely)))
I wish every window had Christmas tree lights!
The New Year is coming!!! That means I'll be watching Santa Claus all night again!!! I still believe in FAIRY TALES!!!!=)))
I'll be drunk on New Year's Eve, I'll meet him and say EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING! And there will be no one to stop me!
Here I am sitting and thinking what to wish for the New Year, to forget him or ask him to come back?))
The new year is already approaching, but I’m still ashamed of the old one!
New Year statuses for social networks: Everyone will be drinking during the New Year, but I am for a healthy lifestyle!:P
We are all so grown up and serious, naively and every year, we wait for miracles on New Year's Eve!)))
I plopped down in a snowdrift to make a snow angel. The snowdrift broke my side mirror…
- Who did you hear that horrible word from? - the mother pounces on her son. - From Santa Claus, Mom. - It can't be! - It can! He said that when Petka hit him in the eye with a snowball!
I want a snowy winter, a soft sofa, a warm blanket, delicious mulled wine, a romantic comedy and good company...
I will never forget this New Year... because you will be next to me... (c)
Ah, New Year!!! Remember, dear, I will spend it with whomever I meet...
January 1st, morning 15.43 woke up with a strange feeling, as if I had been kissing all night, but the fact is that I don’t know with whom and it seems I hadn’t been drinking 0_o
December 31st is the time of calls from numerous mom's friends and distant relatives! 🙂
December 31st.. on this day I will crawl away from the computer and watch TV.. Because on this day something new and interesting is on TV
And on New Year's Eve I fed my cat Whiskas made from rabbit... What awaits me this year?
And I celebrated the New Year at home. With my family. And I didn't drink a drop. And I went to bed not in the early morning, but at three o'clock. And I'm happy)
Happy New Year to you and I send you sunny greetings, I wish you much happiness and success in the coming new year!
Eh... In the morning we'll tell all our friends their biography all over again...
I will be happy when the kitchen smells like tangerines, the fridge is full of salads, and my room smells like hairspray.
I know that today we will celebrate the New Year, it’s scary to write about the consequences…
I love to watch the white snow at night, This is a habit I have had since childhood, It remains in my memory
I realized that childhood was over when I wanted Santa Claus to be a dashing Frost.
I already know what I'll wish for the New Year... like last year, I'll wish you happiness...
I've already eaten my fill of tangerines... And I'll choke on them on New Year's, but I'll still eat them XD
I would like a new year, a new life!:) heh, an expensive gift...
I wanted to make a wish for you... but... I wished for someone to give me money for the Internet
The coolest thing about New Year's Eve isn't even the table covered with delicious food, but finishing it all on January 1st!
Today my friend spent half an hour convincing me that today is the 30th... I think I know what to give her for New Year
New Year statuses for social networks: Soon it's time to celebrate the New Year... and we're still ashamed of the last celebration.
Soon, soon the New Year! Outside the window it's snowing...not falling. Santa Claus can't fit into his sleigh, he's stroking his beer belly.
Too many mistakes this year. I hope the next one will be more enjoyable.
Let the New Year bring us everything that cannot be bought: true sincere love, health, happiness and loyal friends... Let promises come true, let words be more than just words, let people surround us who do not deceive, let hopes become reality...
May your life in the New Year be like champagne - light, exciting, beautiful and overflowing.
What an amazing country Russia is: New Year's Eve starts somewhere in the Far East and ends somewhere under the table.
To make sure your New Year's gift doesn't seem useless, give your friends a bottle of vodka, they'll definitely find a use for it.
If you see a sober Grandfather Frost during the New Year holidays, know that he is not real – it is Santa Claus who has come to visit.
Does anyone know how to get the full version of New Year's holidays, with all sorts of additions, like fun and active recreation, because I have a demo version?!
Mom said that Santa Claus watches over us all year. If Santa knows what happened... then I'm screwed, no present.
Now I envy most of all those who will celebrate the New Year next to their loved one.
On New Year's Eve everything comes true, even things that can't be realized at other times!
In the body, the main difficulty of the transition from the old year to the new falls on the liver.
Last New Year I gave up Olivier salad... This year I'll try to give up tangerines - I need to figure out why I feel so bad on January 1st!
Dear women. Never ask Santa Claus for a "fairytale life". He won't make you a princess anyway. But he'll definitely send you Ivan the Fool.
Funny and cool statuses for the New Year: Dear Santa Claus, I can't have sweets, so send me a box of semi-sweets!
Dear Grandfather Frost! I have photos of you in a bathhouse with three Snow Maidens… I will send you a list of my demands in a separate letter… =)
People who drink for 10 days and then go to work cannot be defeated!
And remember, even this New Year! The herring must be under a fur coat, and the wife - in a fur coat! And not the other way around, I will not reconcile you anymore!
Artificial Christmas tree – the first step to a rubber tangerine
On New Year's Eve, the doors to a new life open, but how difficult it is to get into them at this time
In my opinion, this is blasphemy: to kill a Christmas tree and then walk around the corpse and sing “A Christmas tree was born in the forest”!
It's time to think about where to spend the night from December 31 to January 14.
We have a good tradition: every year on December 31, Russians watch the same films.
We have a tradition. Every year on December 31st my friends and I go to the bathhouse. And what, $1000 never hurts
Funny and cool statuses for the New Year: Happy New Year, Santa Claus, I wish you more new poses.
Happy New Year! With a light hangover! With a heavy wallet!
January 1: Why do I feel so bad? I need to remember. First I drank champagne, then vodka, then champagne again. Exactly! Olivier poisoned me…
If in the midst of New Year's celebrations Santa Claus drops in, stuffs you into a sack and carries you away, don't panic, someone just ordered you as a gift
If you take all the money that is spent on corporate events in Russia, you could rent Greece for the New Year.
New Year is the only holiday when the whole world happily eats last year's food.
New Year – the country, choking on champagne and vodka, falls into Olivier salad...
Grandfather Frost! I promise that if you grant my wish this year, I will never, ever bother you again. Grandfather Frost, please make me Roman Abramovich!
After celebrating the New Year, two friends meet: - Well, how did you celebrate the holiday? - I don't know, we haven't told you yet.
After watching the film “The Irony of Fate” in the summer, half of Russians instinctively celebrated the New Year.
Santa Claus, can we give you money this time?
And I don’t congratulate you on the New Year, I don’t wish you happiness, health, love, don’t hope for a miracle, be realistic and do everything yourself!:)
And I didn’t make a wish for him for the New Year, because he’s always with me anyway…
And I don’t want to post photos from the New Year, change my avatar to a new one from the New Year, so that everyone can see how happy and good I was... it’s enough for me that I know that this New Year was the best... because I spent it with HIM...
And I wish the minibus drivers that next year they would definitely get 25 kopecks! =*)
And I made myself a New Year ahead of schedule - I ate "Olivier" and watched "Home Alone")) I'm definitely in a New Year's mood now)))
Cool New Year statuses for VKontakte: I love you... - and? - and HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!))
January 1st is the day to ask for forgiveness for last night, even if you don’t remember exactly why…
January 1: “How are you?.. - I survived!.. and how are you?”
On January 1st, albums called “New Year” and “Avki” will be created en masse, where you celebrate the New Year half-drunk))))
January 1st is a day when everyone just sits at home all day long, and plays out the New Year's fun in their heads, and thinks about how they will tell it to others, remembers good moments and adds beautiful words to them)
And for the bad girls, Santa Claus will give them periods for the New Year!..and for the bad boys, Santa Claus will give them bad girls with periods for the New Year
And I always waited for the New Year to show the film "Edward Scissorhands"...)))
And as always at 00.00 I will drink champagne and make a wish - let him be near.
Cool New Year statuses for VKontakte: All year long we save up health for these 13 days of January
Everything that hasn't happened, wait and everything will come. Everything will be like in a fairy tale This New Year.
Grandfather Frost, give me a Christmas tree, candy, tangerines and my Sasha*) for the New Year
Dear Santa Claus, I can't have sweets, so I ask you to bring me a bottle of dry and a bottle of semi-dry!! Thanks in advance!!!
Just a little bit more and it's New Year. Just tangerines, dancing, congratulations, fireworks and a wish to find your happiness under the chimes:)
December 31st... time to get ready for the night, cook food, get ready, get dressed, and I... like a fool I'm sitting on VKontakte =)
December 31st: Yoohoo! Yeah! Hurray! Happy New Year everyone! January 1st: yooo..yeah..hooray..happiness to everyone..yooo..
If a snowflake doesn't melt, it doesn't melt in your palm... Fuck, dude, you're dead, for sure!)
Cool New Year statuses on Vkontakte: More...more...more tangerines!!!!!
Cold wind, frosty evening, patterns on the glass, snowflakes in the yard, crunchy snow underfoot, winter.
The good life, in the fridge there is red fish, fruit and a lot of other tasty crap that under no circumstances should be touched until the New Year.
Even though they don't congratulate you in advance... But!!! Still, I congratulate everyone on the upcoming New Year
I want to decorate the Christmas tree with him...it’s such a joy to hang a toy and kiss your loved one!
I want a snowy winter...the smell of spruce...bright lights...to have my closest people nearby...
Grandfather Frost, please don't give me more sweets...no, no need.... better semi-sweet =)
Grandfather Frost, please give me a magic wand, and then I'll figure it out myself!)
Grandfather Frost, give me something bright, shiny, it doesn’t have to be big, let it fit at least on my ring finger!
Santa Claus, give me a new heart for the New Year without side effects and additional functions...
Grandpa, I promise I'll be a good girl next year, tell the bad boys they don't have much time)
For you - Hurray, snow!; for me - F*ck...shoveling snow in the yard again)
Dear Santa Claus, when I was a child I asked you for love - so, give me colored pencils
And now it's time to decorate the tree, hang snowflakes, decorate the house... woohoo)) Let's catch the festive mood!) New Year is a time of fun!)
We recommend: Happy New Year of the Snake 2025 cards.
New Year's sayings and proverbs for statuses
New Year's sayings and proverbs for statuses:
May the New Year unite hearts,
Who have long wanted to be together,
And let people always remember,
Love is more important than any flattery
May the New Year bring
Impressive income!
There is no such thing as too much money,
Even the Snakes know this!
I love New Year!
May it bring joy
To everyone I love and know!
Happy New Year!
On this fabulous night
Wishes will come true!
May the Year of the Tiger bring
Joy, prosperity.
In your home forever
Let happiness settle in,
Peace, wealth and love
A blizzard is blowing!
I don't want a Christmas tree or presents,
Neither the furious ardor of fireworks,
If only my beloved on this magical night
He was there and hugged me tightly...
Again I stand in a snowdrift,
The forecast promised a blizzard,
That's it! Patience is running out,
Come on, Santa Claus!!!
The New Year tree is decorated!
And the firecrackers are all loaded!
And we are all waiting for Santa Claus
He brought us presents!
New Year is just around the corner!
We seem to be ready for it!
Let the New Year caress you,
Will bring happiness in life.
Let hope warm you,
And may fate protect you.
The clock strikes in solemn silence...
Don't try to predict life!
Hurry up to make a wish...
It’s wonderful to wait for a miracle again!
On New Year's Eve,
Especially clear,
I wish you new successes and friends,
And be happy,
And celebrate happily
Under the glow of champagne,
Eyes and lights!
The New Year is rushing towards us,
My dear, don't be shy!
That night, to the sound of glasses,
You better be braver!
New Year is going great -
A night almost a week long,
And my end of the route
Sleep under the fir tree will be sweet!
Drunk with happiness, intoxicated as it turns out...
Friends, happiness to all! Happy New Year!
Beautiful statuses for Christmas
Beautiful statuses for Christmas:
- I wish everyone health and spiritual happiness for Christmas!
- It's freezing outside, but we're warm and cozy! Do you know why? Because it's Christmas!
- On one side is Christmas, on the other is New Year. Let's meet somewhere in between!
- If you don't get what you wanted for Christmas, then fall on the floor, scream and stamp your feet! It always helped me as a child!
- In the entire civilized world there are discounts and sales before the Christmas holidays! But not here – here everything is at the last minute and in monstrous queues!
- If my wish comes true this Christmas night, I swear I will never make a wish for anything else!
- I don't care what the weather is like outside the Christmas window! Snowstorm, blizzard, frost - it doesn't matter! The main thing is that your heart is warm and cozy! I hope you feel the same!
- Christmas is a holiday for the rich. Why? Because the poor have already spent all their money on New Year's!
- Don't know what to give for Christmas? Easy! The universal gift is alcoholic drinks. Well, just don't give them to children...
- Do you also say goodbye to your figure before the Christmas holidays... and imagine with horror how long you will have to sit on diets?
- A typical problem of Christmas holidays – you can’t congratulate anyone properly over the phone! At least the Internet works without interruptions.
- I want to experience the shock of Christmas presents... Yes, yes, I am hinting so subtly!
- Girls, don't waste your Christmas wish on guys! Make a wish for something warm and cozy! For example, a fur coat or boots!
- I want to believe in a Christmas miracle, like in childhood. I want to make wishes again and wait for them to come true!
- I'll make the same wish for Christmas as I always do: that no one's wishes come true!
- I wish no one to be lonely on Christmas Eve!
- Happy Christmas to everyone! Everyone except you... yeah, yeah, you know it's for you, you little bastard!
- Christmas evenings make you drunk... but everyday life makes you sober...
- At Christmas, angels sing in the sky and the stars light the way.
- Merry Christmas! May the light shine in your home and love warm your hearts!
- The Christmas star has lit up and the houses are filled with warmth! Merry Christmas!
- I want it to be like when I was a child, Christmas and for everyone to be at home! For mom to be nearby!
- The Christmas table is the most important one of the year! Have a delicious Christmas!
- I can't sleep today and I'm hoping for a miracle!
- How can you sleep on a night like this?
- It's time for Christmas fortune telling! It's both scary and curious!
- The magic of Christmas is the most magical! I want to become a part of the old events, even for a moment!
- The harmony and purity of a festive morning enchants and captivates.
- I want to see an angel on the Christmas tree and tell him my cherished wish!
- Christmas is a time to forgive, believe, hope, love.
- Christmas is coming, walking across the planet, giving light and grace to people.
- Today is a bright, magical day! Smile! Christmas!
- Christmas gives birth to miracles! Miracles give birth to faith!
- I believe in Christmas again and love it! It's like I've come back to life!
- Christmas has enveloped everything in its magical blanket of light and warmth.
- Christmas stars are little angels of hope and goodness.
- Christmas lights should be burning in your soul all year round!
- Let the Christmas candle of hope burn and never go out in our hearts!
New Year statuses for children
New Year statuses for children:
"On New Year's, Santa Claus will bring gifts only to those who believe and wait for their miracle! Hurry to make a wish and believe - it will definitely come true!"
"New Year's Eve is full of magic! This is the time of special good magic. May what you dream about come true!"
"New Year is a family holiday! Don't forget to congratulate your family, wish them happiness, and also help your mother - this will be the best gift for her!"
New Year statuses for Odnoklassniki
New Year statuses for Odnoklassniki:
I asked Santa Claus for a lot of happiness and love - he understood literally, I found my future husband sleeping under the tree on the morning of January 1st, 180 cm of happiness and 90 kg of love!
I wish you to be bursting with ideas, to shine with talent, to crack jokes, and in general to be the best of the best in the New Year!
Hello, Santa Claus. I want to warn you in advance that no surprises are needed this year! I'll manage somehow myself...
The tangerines are in use, which means New Year is coming soon!!!
New Year is coming soon!!!... May you all... have someone nearby who will peel tangerines for you... And someone who will steal these tangerines from both of you...
Hooray! She's back with us! Tangerine peels next to the computer!
Now everyone is racking their brains over where to celebrate the New Year, and I took care of this back in August by buying a sofa.
Happy New Year to all!!! I wish all lonely hearts to find their soulmate under the tree on the 1st!
They say that everything always comes true on New Year's Eve, even things that haven't come true all year...
Let the old year go away, taking with it misfortunes, and let the new one bring more health, joy and happiness!
In Russia, a 13th month of the year has been invented. It is the shortest: from December 31 to January 10 and is called Bukhabr!!!
New Year's mood is when you are happy to see even those who have made the wrong door.
As we get older, our New Year's wish list gets smaller and smaller, and what we really want for New Year's can't be bought with money.
The blackmail of children begins - Santa Claus sees, Santa Claus hears...
New Year is coming soon: women will decorate the Christmas tree, and real men will decorate their women!
No matter how much you water Santa Claus, he will never forget his bag...
Dear women. Never ask Santa Claus for a "fairytale life". He won't make you a princess anyway. But he'll definitely send you Ivan the Fool.
If, in the midst of New Year's celebrations, Santa Claus drops in, stuffs you into a sack and carries you away, don't panic, someone just ordered you as a gift.
- Where will you celebrate the New Year? - Yes, probably on Odnoklassniki with friends.
My kids are already writing a letter to Santa Claus! And Santa Claus is sitting next to me on the couch and is amazed!
From the explanatory note of the traffic police:… I claim that… I was flashing my headlights,… without warning… about the traffic police post,… but creating… a NEW YEAR’S MOOD!
May Happiness knock on your door on New Year's Eve!!!…. And may God grant that you find yourself at home at that moment!!!
New Year is the only day of the year when a lonely person realizes how lonely he is.
The biggest disappointment of the New Year was that Santa Claus gave me such an awesome gift, but my husband... nothing at all!
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