A beautiful and harmonious surname is a reason to be proud. But not everyone is so lucky in life. Let's look at the funniest surnames in Russia and the world, and you decide for yourself whether their owners are lucky or not.
Or add one of the most unusual names in Russia to a particularly funny surname. We're sure the result will make you laugh out loud.
The funniest female surnames in Russia
15. Sausage
A very tasty surname. By the way, the word "sausage" comes from the French saucisse ("sausage"). And it, in turn, is formed from the beautiful Latin word salsicia ("saltiness").
14. Drunk
This surname was formed from the nickname "Drunk" with the addition of the suffix "-ykh". However, in the old days, such a nickname did not have a negative connotation. On the contrary, it was supposed to protect its owner from a pernicious addiction.
13. Bloodsucker
In the heat of a domestic quarrel, a husband can call his wife by her last name, and, formally, he will be right.
12. Rukosueva
An old surname formed from a personal nickname. According to Dahl's dictionary, the word "rukosuy" means "clumsy, gaper". And among the people, beggars and vagabonds who did not even have mittens were called rukosuy, and in cold weather they warmed their hands in a beggar's bag.
11. Dry ass
Is this a real surname, or just an attempt to attract attention? Who knows, because VKontakte is still freely accessible, and not by passport.
10. Dobrobaba
A positive surname that immediately says that you are dealing with a good woman!
9. Freeloader
Nowadays, the word "khalyava", which is consonant with this surname, is used as a synonym for "free of charge, for nothing". There is an assumption that this word comes from the Polish word cholewa - the top of a boot. There, poor noblemen hid food, small items - things that could be "taken for nothing, "for nothing".
8. Boy
The slang word "patsan" means a boy or a young man. It must be hard for a girl to live with such a surname.
7. Crucian carp
What can you say? The man is in his right place!
6. Kill-wolf
The funniest surnames in Russia are often associated with professional activity. We dare to assume that among the ancestors of people with the surname "Kill-wolf" there were good hunters.
5. Honest
It's good when the chief accountant is honest.
4. Blyablyas
Quite a rare and unusual surname. And it is pronounced like a mini-tongue twister.
3. Hell
This surname may not have anything to do with the biblical Hell. It may also be related to the Hebrew name Ada, which means "decoration."
2. Vagina
The first bearers of this surname could have lived near the tributary of the Northern Dvina - the Vaga River. There is also a theory that Vaga is one of the variants of the name Evagrius, which in Greek means "happy on the hunt."
1. Don't drink beer
In the Poltava region of Ukraine, such a surname is very common. There is even a district there called Nepyipy.
List of the funniest male surnames in Russia
15. Wolfhound
The first bearer of such a severe surname was probably a hunter. Wolfhounds are large dogs used to hunt "gray predators, both seasoned and puppies."
14. Fierce
Together with the initials, this surname seems to hint: it’s better not to end up on the carpet with such a lieutenant colonel.
13. Cockroaches
Well, how can you not smile when you imagine the possible extraction process?
12. Good evening
If you watched the old Soviet film "Queen of the Gas Station", you probably remember that the main character, played by Nadezhda Rumyantseva, had the same surname. And this surname was also borne by a famous Odessa boxer of the 20s. According to the recollections of actor Boris Sichkin, when the boxer's name was announced, the entire audience laughingly responded: "Hello!"
11. Don't lie
We don't know the origin of this surname. But one can't help but notice its similarity to a colloquial expression meaning "tells the truth" or "doesn't blab."
10. Ugly
The word, which has become one of the funny surnames these days, in Old Slavonic meant "feeble-minded, holy fool". A freak is a person or animal with physical defects or unpleasant oddities in behavior.
9. Goodbye
Excuse me, can I have a different doctor?
8. Butt
If you thought that this surname was formed from a well-known part of the human body, you are mistaken. Its origin is associated with the Romanian word popă - that is, "pop, priest".
7. Cautious
Who else can be appointed responsible for such an important matter as fire safety?
6. Thin and warm
This surname hints at the height and weight of its original bearer. In this case, thin-warm means a slender, thin and (or) short person.
5. Teartail
This funny surname, like many others, “leaked” into the Russian language from the Ukrainian language. It is there that compound surnames are used (Chelombitko, Prostibozhenko, Nebeybatko, etc.).
4. Bore
Another nickname that became a surname. And not a very pleasant one for one of its owners. Judging by this photo, he changed it to something more harmonious.
3. Cheerful
The ultrasound was interesting and the doctor was cheerful.
2. Kakashkin
It is possible that this surname was originally read not as Kakashkin, but as Kokazhkin, after the Albanian town of Kokaj. According to one of the bearers of the surname, in the 20s of the last century, many shoemakers from Kokaj moved to Odessa. There they first became the Kokazhkins, and then the Kakashkins.
1. Foundation
A solid, reliable, one might say, fundamental family name.
The funniest foreign surnames
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10. Jin Hui
9. Batman bin Suparman
8. Jesus Condom
7. Dick Paradise
6. Oliver Loser
5. Cholera
4. Anurag Dikshit
3. Pornsak
2. Hitler Mussolini
1. Shit Fun Chew
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