The Funniest Book Titles That Actually Exist

Every year since 1978, the famous British magazine Bookseller holds an award in the category "The Funniest Book Title". This award is called Diagram. Librarians, publishing house employees and even booksellers participate in the competition. It is worth noting that the author cannot participate in this event. The winner receives a bottle of champagne, and the writer himself receives popularity and an increase in the sales rate of his work. We present to your attention a list of the most shocking book titles that actually exist.

Bookseller Diagram Award Funny Books 1978-2018

1978. Proceedings of the second international workshop on nude mice.

1979. The madam as entrepreneur: career management in house prostitution.

1980. The joy of chickens.

1981. Last chance at love - terminal romances.

1982. Population and other problems: family planning, housing 1,000 million, labor employment.

1983. The theory of lengthwise rolling.

1984. The book of marmalade: its antecedents, its history, and its role in the world today.

1985. Natural bust enlargement with total power: how to increase the other 90% of your mind to increase the size of your breasts.

1986Oral sadism and the vegetarian personality.

1987. Better never to have been: the harm of coming into existence.

1988. Versailles: the view from Sweden.

1989. How to shit in the woods: an environmentally sound approach to a lost art.

1990. Lesbian sadomasochism safety manual.

1991. Male genitalia of butterflies of the balklan peninsula, with a checklist.

1992. How to avoid huge ships.

1993. American Bottom Archaeology.

1994. Highlights in the history of concrete.

1995. Reusing old graves.

1996. Greek rural postmen and their cancellation numbers.

1997. The joy of sex: pocket edition.

1998. Developments in dairy cow breeding: new opportunities to widen the use of straw.

1999. Weeds in a changing world: british crop protection council symposium proceedings no.64.

2000. High performance stiffened structures - about the use of stiffness in engineering design.

2001. Corporate manslaughter service.

2002. Living with crazy buttocks.

2003. The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories.

2004. Bombproof your horse.

2005. People who don't know they're dead: how they attach themselves to unsuspecting bystanders and what to do about it.

2006. The stray shopping carts of eastern north america: a guide to field identification.

2007. If you want closure in your relationship, start with your legs.

2008. Tattooed mountain women and spoon boxes of daghestan.

2009. Baboon metaphysics.

2010. Crocheting adventures with hyperbolic planes.

2011. Managing a dental practice: the genghis khan way.

2012. How to Goblinproof One's Chicken Coop.

2013. How to Poo on a Date.

2014. Strangers Have the Best Candy.

2015. Too Naked For the Nazis.

2016. A Comprehensive Guide to Keeping Pigs when Time is your Most Precious Commodity.

2018. The Joy of Waterboiling).

And a few more examples from life:

Well, there really is no limit to human imagination. The most amazing thing is that behind these fanciful and punning titles there are really worthwhile scientific works. This article will not only make you smile, but also, most likely, will make you want to get acquainted with these literary masterpieces.