The most unforgettable and long-awaited holiday is coming! There is very little time left until the New Year 2024! It's time to think about how to entertain guests at the New Year's holiday. To make the festive gatherings bright, fun and unforgettable, you can hold no-lose lotteries for the New Year 2024.
On New Year's Eve, it is customary for us to congratulate each other and give gifts! Therefore, it will be relevant to include funny joke lotteries in the script of your festive event. Such a funny game is good because each of the guests will receive their well-deserved symbolic gift. This will cheer everyone up and make the holiday unforgettable!
See also: New Year 2025 scenarios for adults.
On this page we have prepared for you a variety of no-lose lotteries for the New Year 2024. There will be cool lotteries for both children and adults.
Download a selection that suits you and print it out.
What is required to conduct the lottery
There are many options for organizing funny no-lose lotteries for the New Year. First of all, you will need lottery ticket templates (you will find them below in a separate section of the article).
New Year's lotteries 2025 are a great way to spend your free time at a party. However, you should prepare for them in advance, here are some tips:
- Take a small box and make a hole in it for your hand. Decorate with colored paper. You can stick a sticker in the form of a symbol of 2025 on the box. Put lottery cards in the box. Guests will take turns getting them out.
- Buy symbolic gifts for guests in advance. It can be anything - a pen, a pencil, a soft toy in the form of a symbol of 2025, a toothbrush, etc.
Lottery Ticket Templates
Lottery Ticket Templates:
Lottery tickets for a no-lose lottery
Ready-made lottery tickets for a no-lose lottery:
Universal New Year Lottery 2025 with Prizes and Gifts
Universal New Year's lottery 2025 with prizes and gifts:
So as not to look into the neighbor's mouth
Here you have a delicious sandwich!
(Sandwich)
New New Year 2023
Don't be bored, my friend,
Get Ceylon tea!
(Ceylon tea)
New New Year 2024
To decorate your bangs nicely –
You will receive a hairpin!
(Hair clip)
Let the year be light and airy,
Let it pass without worries!
And for this as a gift
You take it balloon.
Are you a redhead, a brunette or a blonde?
Here is a juicy, aromatic tangerine.
He didn't bring any gifts today,
It's not bad as a gift in itself.
You got Santa Claus.
Take care of him, my friend.
It will be like a fairy tale,
Here in this carnival mask.
Everyone expects miracles in the New Year,
By 12 they run to the table.
Don't fall asleep when the chimes ring,
Light it up sparklers.
The skin of the lips should be smooth,
Here, get some lipstick!
(Hygienic lipstick)
Get it, my friend, quickly.
Real super glue!
(Small super glue or glue stick)
New Year! Hooray! Hooray!
Everyone gets gifts.
And you got it - tinsel.
Look how it shines.
You'll be glad for any little thing here,
If you're not a whiner.
Your gift is simply amazing.
New Year's small magnet
Who got the tinsel?
Who needs a flashlight?
It's better for you, as always.
New calendar.
New Year, what a nightmare,
The Christmas tree isn't decorated!
Here's a glass ball for you,
Let everything be settled.
There are snowdrifts everywhere outside the window,
And there are pieces of ice hanging from the roofs.
Let them be in your house
My personal snowflakes.
Flashed, started playing
Light bulbs team.
Let it decorate your home,
New Year's garland.
Everyone will be happy with such a gift.
This is the famous pine scent.
(essential oil)
Horoscope will help you
Make a plan for the coming year!
(Horoscope)
You are incredibly lucky
Get it sandwich
We carry out the circulation with soul
Not just for show
You get a small one
Set of magic wands
(Cotton swabs)
You can put business cards in it.
or maybe discount cards,
it's convenient to carry and store it in it,
verified repeatedly.
(Small business card holder)
No microbe is scary,
if there is no water nearby,
cleanse skin cells
these WET WIPES
And on this holiday and on any other,
Let the symbol of joy stay with you
(Balloon)
There are gifts for the soul
And there is shower gel,
All gifts are good
and this one is better
(Shower gel)
And this toy
with a loud name
It's probably called
PUZZLE
Cool New Year's lottery with family
Cool New Year's lottery with family:
So that the joke is not forgotten –
Write it down in your notebook.
(Notepad)
Here's a present for you:
The sharpener will be just right!
(Sharpener)
Everyone will be happy to eat it
Very tasty chocolate!
(Chocolate)
Here you will get the stickers,
Stick it in your diary!
(New Year's stickers)
Moisturize your skin with cream,
Dazzle everyone with your beauty!
(Moisturizing face cream)
Please accept the postcard "Happy Holidays!"
Sign it for your friend!
(New Year's card)
Draw a cloud instead,
Here's a little blue pen for you!
(Pen)
Now the surprise will be yours -
This is a miracle pencil!
(Pencil)
So as not to look into the neighbor's mouth
Here you have a delicious sandwich!
(Sandwich)
Don't be bored, my friend,
Get Ceylon tea!
(Ceylon tea)
To decorate your bangs nicely –
You will receive a hairpin!
(Hair clip)
Here is a postcard about love,
Just give it to your sweetheart!
(A postcard with declarations of love, inscriptions: “I love you”, “I miss you”, “you are dearer to me than anyone else”, etc.)
The skin of the lips should be smooth,
Here, get some lipstick!
(Hygienic lipstick)
Get it, my friend, quickly.
Real super glue!
(Small super glue or glue stick)
And this prize has helped more than once
Put on your shoes and boots!
(Shoe shovel)
Here you will receive a notebook,
Everything that is important, write it down!
(Notepad)
Horoscope will help you
Make a plan for the coming year!
(Horoscope)
And for you - a sharpener, my dear friend,
Maybe it will come in handy!
(Sharpener)
Well, and for you, a pack of gum!
Good luck awaits you in the coming year!
(Chewing gum)
Will bring positivity into your life
Condom with aroma!
(Flavored condom)
The hairstyle will be better,
Take your comb, my friend!
(Comb)
Draw a caricature of your friend,
A pencil will help with that!
(Pencil)
Balloon from Carlson -
Let the mood be joyful!
(Balloon)
Shower and soul gel,
When you wash yourself in the bathroom, don't rush!
(A small bottle of shower gel)
You don't need a brush and a piggy bank,
You need a good sharpener!
(Pencil sharpener)
I saw a pile of (office clutter) on your desk,
Here's another one for you - a pen!
(Pen)
The marker is the most necessary of all,
Success in your creative work awaits you!
(Marker of any color)
Body cream just for you,
It will be just right for summer!
(Body cream)
Red rubber band for ... (name),
Not for Zinochka!
(Hair elastic)
And here are some stickers for you,
Shut your neighbor's mouth! (joke)
(Stickers)
"Pepsi Light" a can for you,
Drink and keep your posture!
(Pepsi Light Can)
Feel the taste of raspberries
Chupa Chups will help you!
(Chupa Chups with raspberry flavor)
Better than any candy
Just a bag of seeds!
(A bag of seeds)
We don't mind giving gifts,
Get a lighter!
(Lighter)
Look in the mirror, my friend –
Be proud of your beauty!
(Pocket mirror)
These threads will help you
Sew the pocket correctly!
(Threads)
Did you want a cool car?
Alas! All you got was gum!
(Chewing gum)
Did you want a gold ring?
There's only an egg on your ticket!
(Chocolate egg "Kinder Surprise")
Always so that work goes well
Place the symbol of the year on the table!
(Dragon figurine)
The mood will be better -
You get the cookies!
(Cookie)
If you can't live without sweets,
Grab some candy quickly!
(Candies)
To be clean and beautiful
Get this soap!
(Soap)
Don't be angry with us, my friend,
Take a box of matches!
(A box of matches)
This is truly a miracle, truly a miracle!
Won a bottle of beer!
(Bottle of beer)
Don't you dare be angry with us!
A magnet can also be useful around the house!
(Fridge magnet)
Please accept the keychain,
It needs to be attached to the keys!
(Keychain)
You got the best prize:
New Year's Kinder Surprise!
(Kinder Surprise Chocolate Egg)
So that there is peace and kindness in the family,
A talisman for you – a figurine of a Cat!
(Figurine of the symbol of the year - Cat)
My dear friend, don't be bored,
Here's your calendar!
(Pocket calendar for 2025).
Cool New Year's lottery for children in verse
Cool New Year's lottery for children in verse:
Boys and girls,
And also their parents.
In the children's lottery
Would you like to play?
Children's lottery
Will amuse everyone
And with different prizes
It will pleasantly surprise you.
Take that, my friend.
Fashionable keychain.
(Keychain)
Every day and every hour
A pencil will come in handy.
(Pencil)
You love, all children love,
Very tasty candies.
(Candy)
Visit a fairy tale
With colorful coloring.
(Coloring book)
You draw from the heart,
You need markers.
(Felt-tip pens)
Keep your pockets wide open, my friend, don't be shy,
You became richer by a hundred rubles.
(Banknote)
Don't you dare fall behind in growth,
Measure your height with a ruler.
(Ruler)
To avoid worries,
Have a notebook with you.
(Notebook)
Neither a pill nor an injection,
For teeth, Dirol is more important.
(Chewing gum "Dirol")
If you collect puzzles,
There will be no time to be bored.
(Puzzle)
Read this book,
Learn a lot of new things.
(Book)
You love to sing songs,
I hope you enjoy the disc.
(DVD disc)
There is a lucky one among us -
For him, a Nuts bar.
(Nuts Chocolate Bar)
Instead of hard cash.
Two delicious bagels.
(Two bagels or pretzels)
Don't be bored in the evenings,
Blow up this balloon.
(Balloon)
To avoid being like Baba Yaga,
You need a comb for your hair.
(Comb)
In the bright daytime, or maybe at night,
Try on some socks.
(Socks)
And to you, my friend, as a reward
Sweet slice of marmalade.
(A packet of marmalade)
Draw the sun, mom, the world!
To become known as an artist.
(Paints)
Your lungs will be strong,
Blowing soap bubbles.
(Soap bubbles)
Fate gives you a gift today
An ever-needed calendar.
(Calendar)
Every day will be successful,
When you eat hematogen.
(Hematogen)
There are no pens or rulers.
Yes, but there is a set of stickers.
(Stickers)
Don't listen to anyone, my friend,
Eat the apple quickly.
(Apple)
Not a cookie, not a kalach.
You get a cool ball.
(Ball)
Consider yourself lucky -
Here's a magnet for you.
(Magnet)
Friend, smile more often,
Don't part with the lantern.
(Flashlight)
Mom and dad will be happy
This stylish photo frame.
(Photo frame)
Come closer, baby.
For you with a Chupa Chups toy.
(Chupa Chups)
If you love chocolate, You will be madly happy. And if you don't love it, no problem. Mom will eat it then! (little chocolate bar)
Some got soap, some got a candy wrapper, but you got a bow!hairpin - bow)
So that you can always taste sweet tea with your friends, On holidays, along with congratulations, receive this mug! (disposable mug or toy cup)
To make your hair beautiful, you are given this comb! (comb)
To become a great mathematician, you simply need this notebook. (notebook)
I don't want to be greedy! I'll give you a candle! (candle)
Well, you are just great! For this you deserve a cucumber! (cucumber)
Wanted a flashlight? But you just got a ball! (balloon)
There is no better prize in the world - a box of chocolates for you (empty box)
Here's a souvenir for your kind eyes! And this is... (Fairy tales)
Don't think about being angry with us - lemon will come in handy around the house!lemon)
Here's a ticket, so be it, don't rummage through the numbers, Consider that there is no winnings - cry and calm down. (Handkerchief).
You and your companion will never be lost! You won't come home hungry from any of your guests! (disposable spoon)
There is no better prize than a plastic bag (New Year's package).
For good people we spare nothing, Get a cool skipping rope as soon as possible. (Jump rope)
Want to be strong like a genie, Get a vitamin.Carrot).
My dear friend, get some candy, Just don't eat it yourself, treat your neighbor.A large chocolate candy that must be given to the neighbor sitting next to you at the table)
And this is a fork! Take it, my dear! (disposable fork)
Hold out your hand! Get the onion head! (onions)
Your mood will be better! You get cookies (a pack of cookies)
Here is your lucky ticket, hold the pencil tightly. (Pencil)
Your win is quite rare, you are happy, no doubt. You got not three candies, but... three candy wrappers!!!three candy wrappers)
Happiness has fallen into your hands. You got some potatoes! (potato)
Don't be bored today! Come and have some delicious tea! (tea)
Draw a cloud instead. Here's a blue pen for you (ballpoint pen)
To keep the piggy bank full, you need a lid (roof for a can)
We wanted to win a piano, but we got a calendar.calendar)
Get the main prize - it's a little surprise (something valuable, the main prize of the lottery).
And not empty, and not thick! Your winnings are a head of cabbage! (head of cabbage)
You're so lucky! Hug the neighbor on the right! (there is no prize)
Take this coin, my friend, and walk around the world happily!1 ruble coin).
To be clean and beautiful, get this soap (soap)
We are not afraid of any diets, If we have candy (candies)
You were quite worried. But there is no loss! Beetroot fell on your ticket To make vinaigrette.
Funny New Year's Lottery for Adults
Funny New Year's lottery for adults:
- By chance, you got this tea with your ticket.
- So that your face and your sock are clean, a piece of fragrant soap got on the ticket. 3. Whether you are a smoker or not, you got a suitable prize, and we present you without a dispute a pack of "Belomor".
- Whether you are a boy or a girl, how soon or how long will it be before you get married, according to the ticket, as you wish, please allow me to give you a rattle in advance.
- So that you write to each other with love, you get envelopes without stamps, don’t tarnish them, you can buy them at the post office.
- Excuse us that there is a shortage in this package, go into the corner later and quietly unfold it - (condoms).
- You should be happy in abundance from the lottery now. Three wonderful cards are raffled off for you.
- You shouldn't be upset, you have new luck: you got mustard, tasty, table mustard.
- You have a rather rare win, you got a spruce branch; it will make you, without a doubt, participate in landscaping.
- You will receive a hot air balloon and fly into space to the stars.
- There is no need to be angry about winning, you can take a ride on a branch from here.
- You have a rather rare surprise: 2 paper napkins.
- Get it, hurry up, here's a notebook for you: write poetry.
- The lottery is not at a loss, the prize is a spool of thread.
- We issue without documents: you got this tape.
- You look great: your clothes, your hair, and it was not in vain that you won a comb as a reward.
- To always be beautiful, hurry to get the cream.
- You need matches in your everyday life, whether it’s freezing or snowing.
- Don't get sick, be strong, we are giving you pills.
- To avoid eating in the canteen, get a bay leaf.
- You can read about all the news in the world in the newspaper.
- Here's a little brooch for you - smile at least a little.
- Take this advice: fruits are the best diet.
- You will remember, friends, this calendar sheet (the date of a significant event).
- Oh, you have to be happy to get peas.
- You got the candy, come visit us.
- You turned out to be very clever, get a glass of vodka.
- You will need our gift stocking for future use.
- We pour you some wine so that you drink it to the bottom.
- Don't be sad, hurry up to get your gift. If you want to dance, dance, and then the glass is yours.
- To look younger, to captivate everyone with your smile, you just need to apply this good gain (cosmetics).
- If you have already forgotten how to use a washcloth, we recommend that you read "Moidodyr".
- To take off ten years, you don’t have to think for a long time, this wonderful lipstick will give you excellent advice.
- And here is the famous cheese for you, fragrant, tasty, melted.
- If suddenly the child starts crying, you must calm him down. Jump with a rattle and make him shut up.
- Automatic wall paint brush.
- If you have to get a bruise, hurry to attach a souvenir nickel.
- You, comrade, want to be with large gifts, but you managed to win two envelopes with stamps.
- Reach out your hand to receive the onion head.
- You were quite worried, but there was no loss. You got beets for your ticket to make vinaigrette.
- To always be neat, hurry to get some toothpaste.
- Your prize is quite rare - two paper napkins.
- Whether you like sweets or not, here's a handful of candies for you.
- Your win is a little original - you got a baby pacifier.
- Your winnings are like manna from heaven - you get a piece of bread.
- Happiness fell into your hands, you got three potatoes.
- There is no better prize than a plastic bag.
- We give you this ticket so that you can travel around the world.
- You should read newspapers to know the world well.
- A device necessary in case of an accident is a pin.
- We have supplied you with hooks, but you can catch the pikes yourself.
- Universal Panama hat (handkerchief).
- Vase made of pure glass (original bottle shape).
- The company "Florena" offers face cream (watercolor paints).
- Automatic hair clip (clip).
- Your winnings are a glass of wine, it’s on your table, drink it to the bottom.
- Pleasure for the whole night is a dummy.
- I know you love writing letters, then get this notebook.
- You've won the grand prize, take it and share (vodka).
- Of course, you look younger because you look in the mirror more often.
- Here's a pack of cigarettes for you. Are you happy or not?
- Forget all the questions, get some cigarettes.
- With such a companion, never be sad, and wipe any place with a washcloth in a hot bath.
- Don't be angry with us, my friend, you just need a box of matches.
- Sew this button and walk around the world with joy.
- To keep your beautiful hairstyle, we will give you a comb.
- You and your companion will never get lost, and you won’t come home hungry from any of your guests.
- The hen that laid the golden eggs died, and since the golden one is gone, get a simple one as soon as possible.
- And here's a fork - take it, my dear.
- Please don't be angry with us, the lid will also come in handy.
- If senile sclerosis suddenly overcomes you, tie all four corners of the scarf.
- Children all over the world know that the best toy is a rattle.
- It's a miracle - a miracle indeed - to win a bottle of beer.
- Mascara or tanning product - shoe polish, shoe cream.
- Souvenir "Drink in moderation" - thimble.
- You got a trifle - get a cutter.
- French cosmetics - colored pencils or markers.
- Pet - toy mouse.
- Napkins for ... - toilet paper.
- A device for giving your head a “shiny” shape - a machine.
- The metalworker's decoration is paper clips.
- Ceramic plate custom made - disposable plate
- A dressing table is a small mirror.
- Indian carpet - handkerchief.
- Crystal vase - glass (disposable).
- Automatic wall paint brush.
- A device necessary in case of an accident is a pin.
- Natural hair wig - washcloth.
- Automatic hair clip - clip.
- Pleasure for the whole night. Your win is a little original - you got a baby pacifier. (dummy)
- The means for finding rubles is a kopeck.
- If you have to get a bruise, hurry to get a souvenir nickel.
- You want to be a friend with large gifts, but you managed to win two envelopes with stamps.
- Pull your hand and get an onion head.
- You were quite worried, but there is no loss. You got beets for your ticket to make vinaigrette.
- Happiness fell into your hands - you got some potatoes.
- There is no better prize than a plastic bag.
- Newspapers should be read to know the whole world perfectly.
- We have provided you with hooks, but you can catch the pikes yourself.
- Don't be angry with us, my friend, you just need a box of matches.
- You and your companion will never get lost, and you won’t come home hungry from any visit – a spoon.
- I know you love writing letters, then get this notebook.
- No one has ever been so lucky! You have won a set of one thousand metal items (staples).
- Get the key to the apartment, but buy the apartment yourself!
- We give you this ticket so that you can travel around the world.
- The pencil sharpener's sexual partner.
- Having received this gift, Think a little. Maybe you forgot your friends, Write them a letter, baby (Pen)
- Frame hanger (Nail).
- Dear comrade, have some candy. Just don't eat it yourself - give it to your neighbor.
- You are very lucky, kiss your neighbor on the right.
Funny New Year's lottery for a corporate party (for colleagues)
Funny New Year's lottery for a corporate party (for colleagues):
"There will be many happy days,
There will be a sea of positivity!
Happy New Year,
We present you with the calendar!
"May the year be happy,
Joyful and bright,
We hand you a notebook
As a gift!
"Life will be as sweet as sugar,
We are giving you a chocolate bar!
“You were expecting bright gifts,
Here, win a marker!
“So that you don’t forget how to write,
"You were given a ballpoint pen!"
“You got one prize –
"Sweet, juicy tangerine!"
"All sorrows will be in the past,
Here are three candies for your tea!
"So that you don't get bored,
We'll give you a balloon!
Your happiness, multiplying,
The New Year promises to be easy.
And therefore as a gift
We give you a balloon.
(Balloon)
May you have a happy life -
Like early January.
And it will turn into a smile
Every day of the calendar.
(Calendar)
From now on you are an important guest,
Here's a handful of tangerines for you.
(Tangerines)
Let spring bloom all year round
Fa soap will help with this.
(Soap "Fa")
You are a business man -
With a smart, painful, head.
Will come in handy for the New Year
You need a notebook for notes.
(Notebook)
Everyone strives to imitate you
There are reasons for this, indeed.
Remain a lover of life
Vitamins will help you.
(Vitamins)
All you need is -
Make your dream come true.
There will be a new car
In the coming year.
(Toy car)
You are a master of fun!
Anything can happen on a holiday.
Tomorrow will be for your good
Toilet paper.
(Roll of toilet paper)
The New Year promises you
Fulfill any whim.
And today it falls
Kinder is your first surprise!
(Kinder Surprise)
If you're lucky, you'll be lucky -
For everyone to see.
After all, it's New Year's with a pacifier
You are expecting a new addition.
(Pacifier)
Don't let the frost scare you
Your feet won't get cold.
The heart is torn into pieces
I'll give you socks.
(Socks)
Fortune will smile upon you
And in the coming New Year
Only with Always pads
Dryness and comfort await you.
(Sanitary pads)
Silence, peace, comfort
You will prefer all ailments.
Suddenly you want to hide from everyone:
The mask will come in very handy.
(Carnival mask)
Happy New Year, congratulations,
The snow falls quietly.
Let your eyes shine,
Like a sparkler.
(Bengal candle)
You never know
Will turn into dreams.
And the talents of a culinary specialist
Suddenly you will discover it in yourself.
(Recipe book)
Health is like champagne,
Let it flow over the edge.
Only from laughter and joy
Wipe away your tears with a handkerchief.
(Handkerchief)
You can't be lazy on New Year's Eve
True truth says:
"You'll need a hammer
"To make a fortune."
(Toy hammer)
I don’t know what awaits you tomorrow,
But I'll make you happy soon.
Receive today
Kisses from all guests.
(Kissing the guests)
Maybe you will become famous
Or a singer, an honest actor...
For a couture outfit
Need a better manicure.
(Nail polish or file)
Don't be sad, don't be bored
Have a fun holiday!
Don't be bored, don't be sad
Crunch the chips loudly.
(Pack of chips)
Do you believe in good omens? -
The letters were sent to friends in an envelope.
(Mailing envelope)
With an accuracy of one hundred percent
I won't claim,
But in the coming year, it looks like
You will count the money.
(Money bill)
Smiles await you all year long,
For now, here's one postcard.
(Postcard)
For whom salary is more important,
And for some - self-love.
There is lipstick on your lips
It will enchant us doubly.
(Hygienic lipstick)
Accept the scarlet heart,
Cherish all that is good.
There is no need to think much here -
Love will be your reward!
(Soft toy)
Your heart sings, your soul grows younger
And the sparkle of your eyes will not be obscured by tinsel.
(A string of tinsel)
The snowstorms whispered to me
And the old ladies under the window:
You'll be by the sea in the summer
Sunbathe under the southern sun.
(Beach mat)
You start a renovation -
It's not a problem.
It will help to finish on time
Tool and time.
(Paint brush)
The year will give you tender encounters,
Magic candles will come in handy.
(Candle)
Completing the lottery,
I say finally,
You will be white and fluffy,
Just an angel from heaven.
(Toy)
There is no more worthy prize yet,
Than a set of incense.
Need Santa Claus urgently?
Yes, the task is difficult.
So, the red nose will come in handy. (false)
And some cotton wool for the beard.
What will you get?
Any guesses?
This is for hygiene purposes,
Daily pads.
To look human,
Keep the socks whole.
A special present for you, my friend.
After all, anything can happen in life.
A spacious children's potty!
Everyone knows its purpose firsthand.
New Year's lottery with predictions
The New Year's lottery with predictions is a great alternative to the lottery with gifts. Only instead of a guaranteed prize, the guest gets a funny prediction.
- There are many discoveries to be made in the coming year, but for now, please open a bottle of champagne.
- If you go out into the street now and look to the right, the car that is first there will soon appear in yours too.
- Try to visit your boss only with your left foot, then scandal will pass you by.
- This year, a long road of love and happiness awaits you, you should think about what kind of transport you will use to travel along it.
- This year, you will finally get rid of your most annoying bad habit, although you will pick up a couple of new ones in the process.
- You will have to learn modesty, because there will be so much happiness and luck this year that it will be difficult for you to hide your joyful exclamations.
- It will only get worse, stop keeping an eye on your significant other, and start keeping an eye on yourself.
- The best ab exercise this year will be soaking in a bubble bath and stretching forward while sipping a glass of champagne.
- There should be a lot of a good person, so stop torturing yourself over every piece of cake you eat.
- If you want to lose a few kilos, then this year you will be able to overcome your inner voice that constantly asks you to eat.
- Don't be afraid when a huge creature knocks on your door, perhaps it is your conscience that has finally returned to you.
- There is a whole bunch of happiness waiting for you, so pump up your muscles, you will need a lot of strength to carry all the good stuff.
- A sad expression on your face attracts similar expressions; you urgently need a magic kick in the pants to stop moping.
- You can't run away from your problems by eating candy, so rack your brain, pull yourself together and start doing something.
- Don't poke your nose into other people's business, then problems with appearance won't arise.
We recommend watching: Comic predictions for the New Year 2024.
Funny New Year's lottery with inexpensive gifts
Funny universal New Year's lottery with inexpensive gifts:
And your prize is pencils
Draw with them from the heart
(Box of pencils)
Make a smart face,
You won the egg.
(kinder surprise)
You get a double prize
Both sweet and toy
You can open it now.
or hide it under the pillow
(Kinder Surprise)
In life, you have to hope for the best,
take some glue so that everything in life sticks together
(Glue)
So that you can live comfortably in this world
We are giving you the keys to the apartment today
to what, unfortunately, is not said here
Look for the one they fit into
(Keys are unnecessary)
Yakubovich shows off on the field of miracles
He always persistently trades for this prize
There are good reasons for that.
Because this prize is the keys to the car
(Keys are unnecessary)
It's full of different characters from the fairy tale.
And you get a COLORING BOOK
Although pleasure in life is not rare,
But it will give you pleasure
CANDY
They say that money multiplies,
if this really happens,
You are very lucky, oh la la.
Let the KOPEK give birth to you from the RUBLE.
So that money is available and not lost,
Store separately, don’t waste – take care of it!
It's time to get rich and save money,
in kopecks, paper bills
so that they can be stored somewhere securely,
You get a home safe.
(piggy bank)
So that the money is safe
I could always store
we present you with this one
WALLET
Receive paints in a box
Open them without fear
You will be able to draw, color
Anything you like to decorate
(Paint box)
To save you from torment,
You won HAND CREAM
May you remain completely young
Take this BODY CREAM
Funny New Year's lottery with instant win
Funny New Year's lottery with instant win:
When you come to visit by chance,
You always count on delicious tea.
But there is no need to visit anymore,
You get the package of tea!
(a pack of tea is presented)
The new year is starting off great,
And even if it's not a box of emeralds.
Even if it's just a nickel,
But he's yours, just keep him!
(a 5 ruble coin is awarded)
Its aroma is so enticing in the morning,
And when you drink it, you immediately feel invigorated!
You get a supply for the whole year,
And let not a drop spill!
(a can of coffee is presented)
So that there are suitors nearby,
Accept our charming perfume!
(perfume is presented)
Life will be sweet and simple,
When candy is at hand!
(a box of chocolates is presented)
If you are overcome by sweet fever,
A simple chocolate bar will help.
(a chocolate bar is presented)
Dirt? Well, that's not a problem!
This soap is for you!
(soap is handed over)
It's cold outside and the pen won't write,
Take a pencil, he will definitely write it down!
(a pencil is handed over)
I immediately noticed that you drink a lot,
And tomorrow morning you will feel bad.
To solve this problem,
We decided to give you some mineral water!
(a bottle of mineral water is presented)
They wanted to give a jar of brine,
But they thought of something much more modern: Coca-Cola!
(Coca-Cola is awarded)
This year they are always needed,
Without them you won't get anywhere!
You will have the whole package,
Change them at least every hour!
(disposable medical masks are given out)
Best friend and helper against boredom.
And with her you will be a jack of all trades!
(a DIY book is presented)
The joke bank congratulates you,
And he gives you a million rubles!
(toy money is given out)
This is the main lot!
And this is not compote!
This is a bottle of champagne,
This is a package from us to you.
(a bottle of champagne is presented)
In the morning you look into it,
And everything will immediately feel good!
(a mirror is handed over)
Not a ticket, not a travel voucher,
Not to Yalta, not to Crimea.
And don't think that this is a mockery,
We won't give you anything like that!
(any gift of your choice is given)
So as not to look into the neighbor's mouth
Here's a delicious sandwich for you!
(Sandwich)
Don't be bored, my friend,
Get Ceylon tea!
(Ceylon tea)
To decorate cute bangs
You will receive a hairpin!
(Hair clip)
Let the year be light and airy,
Let it pass without worries!
And for this as a gift
You take a balloon.
Are you a redhead, a brunette or a blonde?
Here is a juicy, aromatic tangerine.
He didn't bring any gifts today,
It's not bad as a gift in itself.
You got Santa Claus.
Take care of him, my friend.
It will be like a fairy tale,
Here in this carnival mask.
Everyone expects miracles in the New Year,
By 12 they run to the table.
Don't fall asleep when the chimes ring,
Light the sparklers.
The skin of the lips should be smooth,
Here, get some lipstick!
(Hygienic lipstick)
Get it, my friend, quickly.
Real super glue!
(Small super glue or glue stick)
New Year! Hooray! Hooray!
Everyone gets gifts.
And you got the tinsel.
Look how it shines.
You'll be glad for any little thing here,
If you're not a whiner.
Your gift is simply amazing.
New Year's small magnet.
Who got the tinsel?
Who needs a flashlight?
It's better for you, as always.
New calendar.
And this prize has helped more than once
Put on your shoes and boots!
(Shoe shovel)
Here you will receive a notebook,
Write down everything that is important!
(Notebook)
Funny New Year's lottery with jokes for friends
Funny New Year's lottery with jokes for friends:
Put this thing on the table.
And quickly, everyone on the floor!
Bang-bang, boom, bang!
What's that in your pants?
(fireworks on the table)
Delicious aromatic tea,
Drink up and don't be bored anymore!
You will be able to forget all your troubles,
But don't you dare smoke it!
(about a pack of tea)
Your prize is body shine.
Apply skillfully.
You choose the body,
You undress boldly.
Shine on your hands and go ahead-
Celebrate the New Year with your body!
Who is the laziest among us?
Whose slogan is "mow and score"?
Here, take the magnet.
Okay, I'll throw it, don't get up.
(fridge magnet with the corresponding inscription)
Who's that quietly crying there?
They won't give me a ball today&
Santa Claus forgot about the ball!
Take the butterfly, don't cry.
(butterfly Christmas tree decoration)
This bush is not simple,
His entire crown is golden.
If suddenly there is not enough money
Pinch off a leaf or two.
(money tree)
This toad doesn't press on the chest
She has enough of her own coins
This toad won't strangle
She has a better currency.
(Chinese toad with a coin in its mouth)
A useful gift for the household
But there is one piece missing.
The mouse is already there
Buy a phone and hang it up.
(keychain mouse for phone)
Not a pipe, not an accordion,
Touch it gently with your lips!
Take it in your mouth quickly
And whistle into the New Year!
(whistle)
The farm really needs it, let's put it on the conveyor belt!
Open your eyes, this is not a dream your plastic container!
This thing is for when you're unlucky&
And play spies so they can't find out!
(about a funny New Year's wig)
This magnet is right there on the refrigerator.
But don't forget to buy some food, just for inside.
We bought a calendar so we wouldn't forget,
That year he came to gnaw cheese in the corner.
The gel tastes like coconut, it's not that simple,
Don't laugh, but he looks like Baileys!
The bright red candle is hot like a heart.
There is no button to turn it on, it is for burning!
Heart soap, what a gift!
For both hands and soul.
Put it on the holiday
Place it near the bathtub.
This rose is so beautiful
Smell, shape, etc.
You sniff her in vain,
Not for a vase, for a bidet&
(about soap in the shape of a rose)
Shower gel
Very much needed
To different people
Even dirty!
Take the frame as a keepsake
Insert a photo there
Better insert your own
You ask in the morning "who is this?"
For lip hygiene lipstick
I'm so happy with any lips!
To kiss in the cold
And don't freeze in a terrible pose!
Bells are given
To call them
If you are very drunk
They will be able to find you!
The disk is all laser-like.
Don't throw it with your hand!
And write down the melodies
And listen in silence.
This mug
Happy New Year, my friend!
Towel with mice
Also works well with armpits!
There are gifts for the soul
And there is shower gel,
All gifts are good
And this one is better.
(Shower gel)
And this toy
With a loud name
It's probably called
PUZZLE.
Every time the question is urgent:
What does the coming day bring us?
You have a forecast for the whole year,
This horoscope will bring it to fruition.
(calendar-horoscope for all zodiac signs)
And success awaits you today,
You just have to eat the nut.
(walnut)
There is a demand for massage therapists these days,
And massagers are also in fashion,
This is what chance brought to you.
Manual, but it seems to be in good working order.
(SPONGE Washcloth)
We wish you to always be rich
And rake in the money.
(Children's scoop or shovel)
Cool New Year's Lottery 2025 from Santa Claus and Snow Maiden
Cool New Year's lottery 2025 from Santa Claus and Snow Maiden:
"You were kind, you weren't naughty
And you learned your lessons,
To make you believe in a fairy tale,
"Santa Claus brought a coloring book!"
"You behaved well!
You were polite, my friend!
Take a quick look inside the bag!
"Get your keychain!"
"Don't be sad and don't be bored,
And get this as a gift
A New Year's toy!
This bright firecracker!
"Smile quickly,
Have fun and don't be shy,
For your diligence and efforts,
Get a sketchbook!
"Let the laughter flow,
Smile from ear to ear,
Because you get it
"A pack of pencils!"
Win-win New Year's lottery with edible gifts
Win-win New Year's lottery with edible gifts:
This winning went to you,
To gnaw on in the evenings. (nuts, bagels or crackers)
They say that with foam
Everything will be great! (beer)
Treat your neighbor,
Such a sweetie. (candy)
You won't get a laurel crown,
And just a bag of bay leaves. (bay leaf)
Let it not be awkward for you,
For you, a juicy carrot. (carrot)
You won't find a better drink
Now it will belong to you. (juice)
Don't be bored anymore,
And drink delicious tea. (tea)
To the envy of those with a sweet tooth,
Despite the jogging. (chocolate bar).
Let the tears be only from him,
A vegetable that spares no one.onion)
You are a tough nut to crack
And no need for ridicule. (peanut)
Even though this cream is inedible,
The aroma is simply amazing!coconut cream)
You are in for a treat
This is such a reward! (yogurt “Uslada”)
Necessary for health
A real vitamin. (vitamins)
Let the whole world be jealous,
You get kefir. (kefir)
You don't need to get excited,
Mustard will calm you down.mustard)
Make your face simpler,
After all, the egg won.kinder surprise)
Both for potato pancakes and for soup
It can be used instead of cereals. (potato)
Don't be bored, my friend,
Take a pie from the shelf. (any baked goods)
The squirrel gave it to you
A whole plate of treats. (walnuts)
Your winnings are bright and interesting.
And quite well known to everyone. (candy wrappers)
Go for the bananas
And expect a reward from fate! (banana)
Forbidden fruit is sweet
Healthier than any chocolate bar.apple)
Have fun and don't be bored,
Have some Indian tea. (a pack of Indian tea)
Are you by any chance Thekla?
Because you got beets.beet)
For being a great guy,
You will get a lollipop. (lollypop)
Do you find it difficult to wake up in the morning?
Need to stock up on caffeine.coffee)
It will charge you with mood,
It will give you a good boost. (Mars chocolate bar)
It will save you in winter without a doubt
A jar of jam. (jam)
Peppermint pads
For our darling. (chewing gum)
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